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Reply #60 posted 04/26/10 6:38am

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This is why my husband got the big "V"! I havent had to worry about such things for years! woot!
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Reply #61 posted 04/26/10 6:55am

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There's a few reasons why they suck, but the main reason 4 me, is that I feel like it's being strangled. I've tried a few brands, and previously settled on Trojan Magnums, but even they R 2 tight. I don't like being constricted.
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Reply #62 posted 04/26/10 7:31am

MrsMdiver

tinaz said:

This is why my husband got the big "V"! I havent had to worry about such things for years! woot!


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Reply #63 posted 04/26/10 7:46am

JoeTyler

Whatever, I certainly prefer condoms than AIDS...
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Reply #64 posted 04/26/10 12:27pm

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JoeTyler said:

Whatever, I certainly prefer condoms than AIDS...


I'd prefer having sex with people who do not have aids in the first place.
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Reply #65 posted 04/26/10 12:36pm

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thesexofit said:

I know I may get shit for it, but am I the only one that feels sex is quite alot worse with a condom on? I asked my mates ages ago about this and they tend to agree.

In other words, condoms suck! Sorry but they do.

Anyone else agree with this? Iam not trying to start shit and I always offer a choice when with anybody about whether to have it on etc.., but some ladies may not realize how much worse it is for some men out there. Sex isn't terrible, just not as good LOL.

Oh, boo hoo.

Yeah, sex is slightly less enjoyable with a condom. I'll let you in on a secret: It's not as fun for the ladies either.

But you know what's a whole lot less fun? Disease and unplanned pregnancy.

Only a complete shit-for-brains fucks without protection.
[Edited 4/26/10 12:41pm]
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Reply #66 posted 04/26/10 12:40pm

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Giovanni777 said:

There's a few reasons why they suck, but the main reason 4 me, is that I feel like it's being strangled. I've tried a few brands, and previously settled on Trojan Magnums, but even they R 2 tight. I don't like being constricted.

So you prefer the burning sensation?
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Reply #67 posted 04/26/10 12:41pm

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JustErin said:

JoeTyler said:

Whatever, I certainly prefer condoms than AIDS...


I'd prefer having sex with people who do not have aids in the first place.

Yeah, because you can totally tell by looking at someone, and everyone is completely honest and upfront about their status. nod
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Reply #68 posted 04/26/10 12:48pm

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meow85 said:

JustErin said:



I'd prefer having sex with people who do not have aids in the first place.

Yeah, because you can totally tell by looking at someone, and everyone is completely honest and upfront about their status. nod


lol

Ya, that's it. That's exactly what I said.

Hate to break it to you sister, but it's not just have sex with a condom or get some disease.

Maybe if you're out fucking people left and right, strangers and shit, but not everyone does that.
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Reply #69 posted 04/26/10 12:50pm

Mars23

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You know what else would suck?

Having sex with chicks that constantly bitch about your opinion on condoms.
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Reply #70 posted 04/26/10 12:55pm

FauxReal

JustErin said:

meow85 said:


Yeah, because you can totally tell by looking at someone, and everyone is completely honest and upfront about their status. nod


lol

Ya, that's it. That's exactly what I said.

Hate to break it to you sister, but it's not just have sex with a condom or get some disease.

Maybe if you're out fucking people left and right, strangers and shit, but not everyone does that.


Thank you. I am all for safe sex, but not everyone who has unprotected sex is disease ridden.

One dude simply says condoms suck. Then out of nowhere people are going at him left and right like he slapped their mom. He doesnt like condoms. Don't agree with his view, then don't fuck him. Simple.
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Reply #71 posted 04/26/10 12:57pm

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they do. i much prefer being a woman when it comes to sex- it feels better for us more easily, we typically get off more often, etc.

poor men. pat

fucking hell.
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Reply #72 posted 04/26/10 12:58pm

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luv4u said:





SHIIT!!! This one is killing me!! falloff falloff
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Reply #73 posted 04/26/10 12:58pm

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Condoms do blow. I haven't used one in years. But being in a long term relationship I know where I'm driving. lolol.
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Reply #74 posted 04/26/10 1:06pm

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agreed
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Reply #75 posted 04/26/10 1:06pm

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Mushanga said:

evenstar3 said:

they do. i much prefer being a woman when it comes to sex- it feels better for us more easily, we typically get off more often, etc.

poor men. pat

fucking hell.

fucking you.
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Reply #76 posted 04/26/10 1:08pm

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Mushanga said:

Mushanga said:


fucking hell.

fucking you.


Don't I wish batting eyes
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Reply #77 posted 04/26/10 1:14pm

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evenstar3 said:

Mushanga said:


fucking you.


Don't I wish batting eyes

You and me both baby.
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Reply #78 posted 04/26/10 1:23pm

JoeTyler

JustErin said:

JoeTyler said:

Whatever, I certainly prefer condoms than AIDS...


I'd prefer having sex with people who do not have aids in the first place.



lol ok
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Reply #79 posted 04/26/10 1:23pm

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Condoms really do suck. Do they suck worse than death & horrible diseases? No, but they suck. They are an effective & practical design for safety, but don't seem to take the mechanics of male sexual pleasure into consideration.

It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.
[Edited 4/26/10 13:25pm]
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Reply #80 posted 04/26/10 1:29pm

JoeTyler

NDRU said:

Condoms really do suck.
It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.




well, that's only for those who are only (or specially) interested in the old (and somewhat boring) coitus...

you can do 1000 things to a woman without using your penis at all...the same for gay men...
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Reply #81 posted 04/26/10 1:33pm

FauxReal

NDRU said:


It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.
[Edited 4/26/10 13:25pm]


But hey, at least you don't end up with salmonella. Because every piece of fried chicken has it.
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Reply #82 posted 04/26/10 1:35pm

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FauxReal said:

NDRU said:


It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.
[Edited 4/26/10 13:25pm]


But hey, at least you don't end up with salmonella. Because every piece of fried chicken has it.


Good point!
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Reply #83 posted 04/26/10 1:44pm

SherryJackson

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get married = problem sorta solved...


Forgive my newbieness at this, but why wouldn't marriage solve this problem? Birth control is an option for the wife if the husband doesn't want to wear a condom. There are so many birth control options out there, not just in pill form. Some you can have placed in by your GYN/OB that last for around 5 years and can be easily taken out if you want to have children. And in the case of diseases, I know that in certain religions, blood tests are mandatory before marriage, to check if there are any diseases or genetic disorders that might be passed on to children.

Only downside to marriage for the average swinger is, you can only do it with one lady (or man, whichever your preference wink ). I wonder how many are willing to do that actually. lol razz cool
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Reply #84 posted 04/26/10 1:44pm

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JustErin said:

meow85 said:


Yeah, because you can totally tell by looking at someone, and everyone is completely honest and upfront about their status. nod


lol

Ya, that's it. That's exactly what I said.

Hate to break it to you sister, but it's not just have sex with a condom or get some disease.

Maybe if you're out fucking people left and right, strangers and shit, but not everyone does that.

Hate to break it to you, but even a "trusted" person is not necessarily so. You're naive if you think only people who sleep around are at risk.
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Reply #85 posted 04/26/10 1:46pm

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FauxReal said:

NDRU said:


It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.
[Edited 4/26/10 13:25pm]


But hey, at least you don't end up with salmonella. Because every piece of fried chicken has it.

If you're eating at KFC, Church's, or Popeyes that's probably true.
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Reply #86 posted 04/26/10 1:46pm

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SherryJackson said:

RenHoek said:

get married = problem sorta solved...


Forgive my newbieness at this, but why wouldn't marriage solve this problem? Birth control is an option for the wife if the husband doesn't want to wear a condom. There are so many birth control options out there, not just in pill form. Some you can have placed in by your GYN/OB that last for around 5 years and can be easily taken out if you want to have children. And in the case of diseases, I know that in certain religions, blood tests are mandatory before marriage, to check if there are any diseases or genetic disorders that might be passed on to children.

Only downside to marriage for the average swinger is, you can only do it with one lady (or man, whichever your preference wink ). I wonder how many are willing to do that actually. lol razz cool


getting married/monogamy only solves the STD issue, not the birth control one

Not every woman wants a IUD or to be on the pill because of hormones, so condoms may still come into play
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Reply #87 posted 04/26/10 1:48pm

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NDRU said:

SherryJackson said:



Forgive my newbieness at this, but why wouldn't marriage solve this problem? Birth control is an option for the wife if the husband doesn't want to wear a condom. There are so many birth control options out there, not just in pill form. Some you can have placed in by your GYN/OB that last for around 5 years and can be easily taken out if you want to have children. And in the case of diseases, I know that in certain religions, blood tests are mandatory before marriage, to check if there are any diseases or genetic disorders that might be passed on to children.

Only downside to marriage for the average swinger is, you can only do it with one lady (or man, whichever your preference wink ). I wonder how many are willing to do that actually. lol razz cool


getting married/monogamy only solves the STD issue, not the birth control one

Not every woman wants a IUD or to be on the pill because of hormones, so condoms may still come into play


Not only do some women not want to be on hormones (it DOES raise the question of why hetero females are expected to actually change their body chemistry for the sake of a guy...) but many women can't use hormonal birth control due to other health issues.
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Reply #88 posted 04/26/10 1:50pm

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meow85 said:

NDRU said:



getting married/monogamy only solves the STD issue, not the birth control one

Not every woman wants a IUD or to be on the pill because of hormones, so condoms may still come into play


Not only do some women not want to be on hormones (it DOES raise the question of why hetero females are expected to actually change their body chemistry for the sake of a guy...) but many women can't use hormonal birth control due to other health issues.


exactly, and since it's a partnership you have to work out a compromise, it's not just assumed the woman will be on the pill for my sake (though I hope she will!) smile
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Reply #89 posted 04/26/10 1:50pm

kimrachell

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NDRU said:


It is the equivalent of wearing a condom on your tongue during a great meal. You can see the food, smell the food, feel the food in your mouth, chew it, get nourishment from it, but it's basically removing the biggest sensual experience from it.
[Edited 4/26/10 13:25pm]


But hey, at least you don't end up with salmonella. Because every piece of fried chicken has it.

lol
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