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My Balls Itch. If I Had No Hands, Would U Scratch Them? Lawd... I must b bored! 
Well, would u?  |
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moderator , one 4 each nut!Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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I might kick them. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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 , 4 u're nephew-in-law. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Revolution said: , 4 u're nephew-in-law. U funny!!! |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I might kick them.
 Both my nuts and me will stay far, far away from u!  |
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June7 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I might kick them.
Both my nuts and me will stay far, far away from u! You can't just ask people to scratch your nuts, dude.  I'd kick 'em for ya if you asked me! Other than that, I think you'd be safe.-------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Well, just what is ur nut scratching experience? I'd not let just any rookie scratch my nuts. I'd need a resume!!! |
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It depends...are they infinitely SQUOZEN nuts? | |
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Sure. Its no big deal.
As long as you spill your salty load on my tongue.  Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Moonbeam said: It depends...are they infinitely SQUOZEN nuts?
From an original "member"... |
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xenon said: As long as you spill your salty load on my tongue.
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June7 said: Moonbeam said: It depends...are they infinitely SQUOZEN nuts?
From an original "member"... :scratch: :scratch: then! | |
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 "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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I would...and I wouldn't use my hands either  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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What if i had no hands either? Could I use my hooks? "Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion" -- Martha Graham | |
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no, but i'd give you a stick... perhaps you could put it in your mouth and use that to scratch your balls... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
Candy Dulfer is my boo...  | |
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Anyone with gentle fingers or a slippery tongue is welcome 2 scratch my nuts... come one, come all... scratch my nuts!
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If youre nuts needed scratchin that badly I would walk up to you and scratch my own nuts right in front of you, just to make you suffer.
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Damn, Newbie... that's harsh. 
Oh, well - as long as someone's nuts r getting scratched!!!  |
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June7 said: Damn, Newbie... that's harsh.
Oh, well - as long as someone's nuts r getting scratched!!!
Absolutely!! Good for you lookin on the bright side of your aching nuts my friend. I'll buy you a nuts scratcher...hold in in yer mouth and bob your head up and down to rake the skin on your sack.
What every bloke needs when his hands are on vacation. | |
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I dont' think I would scratch them with Natashas hand...Lord i must be bored too.. I am actally answering this... | |
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silkyspread said: I dont' think I would scratch them with Natashas hand...Lord i must be bored too.. I am actally answering this...
Think your above all this BS huh!!?? ...snob. | |
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Okay Silky... U're banned from my nuts!!!  |
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You need to get a cat to lick your balls.
They have very rough tongues. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: You need to get a cat to lick your balls.
They have very rough tongues. Hmmm, searching 4 a bottle of :milk: ... |
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I knew cats had a purpose for being on earth. Well done for sorting that out bkw.
I wonder if their tongues can clean car engine parts aswell... | |
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June7 said: Okay Silky... U're banned from my nuts!!!
uhh...if i scratch your nutz it'll cost ya.  | |
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 I refuse 2 pay!!! |
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