tinaz said: Fauxie said: I'm not even kidding though. This lesbian whisperer has lost his touch. How do you make it stick, Chris? your wife was a lesbian too? Yes. I think she may be once again. It's like she woke up a few days ago and realised I'm a bum. I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go. Ok, that was an odd sentence. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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vivid said: Fauxie said: I could certainly use a job. My wife hates me and has done for several days now. Dan was right. So, are you of carnival proportions? I don't know. I've never checked out the other guys at the carnival while at the urinals. It doesn't matter now anyway. I need to develop superpowers or something. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go.
That's quite a feat. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Fauxie said: tinaz said: your wife was a lesbian too? Yes. I think she may be once again. It's like she woke up a few days ago and realised I'm a bum. I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go. Ok, that was an odd sentence. But seriously, maybe shes just premenstrual? (sp) have you had a talk with her about how your feeling? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Fauxie said: I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go.
That's quite a feat. My brain is playing silly buggers at the moment. A couple of days ago it came up with 'I'm stretching my mental legs'. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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tinaz said: Fauxie said: Yes. I think she may be once again. It's like she woke up a few days ago and realised I'm a bum. I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go. Ok, that was an odd sentence. But seriously, maybe shes just premenstrual? (sp) have you had a talk with her about how your feeling? Nah, part of why she's pissed is because she wants to go work somewhere I think is not a good idea for a nearly 31 year old Thai girl in Bangkok, and not good for our marriage. Then there's something else I can't quite put my finger on, but it feels like being bored shitless by me. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: tinaz said: But seriously, maybe shes just premenstrual? (sp) have you had a talk with her about how your feeling? Nah, part of why she's pissed is because she wants to go work somewhere I think is not a good idea for a nearly 31 year old Thai girl in Bangkok, and not good for our marriage. Then there's something else I can't quite put my finger on, but it feels like being bored shitless by me. Im really sorry to see you sad Fauxie ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Fauxie said: I've ridden my cock as far as it'll go.
That's quite a feat. I'll say. | |
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tinaz said: Fauxie said: Nah, part of why she's pissed is because she wants to go work somewhere I think is not a good idea for a nearly 31 year old Thai girl in Bangkok, and not good for our marriage. Then there's something else I can't quite put my finger on, but it feels like being bored shitless by me. Im really sorry to see you sad Fauxie Thanks. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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tinaz said: Fauxie said: Nah, part of why she's pissed is because she wants to go work somewhere I think is not a good idea for a nearly 31 year old Thai girl in Bangkok, and not good for our marriage. Then there's something else I can't quite put my finger on, but it feels like being bored shitless by me. Im really sorry to see you sad Fauxie Me too, Joking aside. Keep your pecker up - has it happened before? | |
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Fauxie said: tinaz said: Im really sorry to see you sad Fauxie Thanks. I think that will help the situation greatly! Sometimes things build up and you dont really wanna nag all the time so you keep it in, but then everything that person does just grates on your nerves! I have soooo been there! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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vivid said: tinaz said: Im really sorry to see you sad Fauxie Me too, Joking aside. Keep your pecker up - has it happened before? Not in this life it hasn't. This isn't the usual scenario of me smugly understanding the situation inside out, biding my time, and then relying on a barrier-breaking grudge fuck. This time actually has me digging real deep and asking myself some serious questions. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: vivid said: Me too, Joking aside. Keep your pecker up - has it happened before? Not in this life it hasn't. This isn't the usual scenario of me smugly understanding the situation inside out, biding my time, and then relying on a barrier-breaking grudge fuck. This time actually has me digging real deep and asking myself some serious questions. MMmm sounds like a toughie. Hope all goes well with the heart to heart tomorrow. by the way 'barrier-breaking grudge fuck' is one of the nices collocations I've heard so far this year. | |
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vivid said: Fauxie said: Not in this life it hasn't. This isn't the usual scenario of me smugly understanding the situation inside out, biding my time, and then relying on a barrier-breaking grudge fuck. This time actually has me digging real deep and asking myself some serious questions. MMmm sounds like a toughie. Hope all goes well with the heart to heart tomorrow. by the way 'barrier-breaking grudge fuck' is one of the nices collocations I've heard so far this year. Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm not massively distressed but I have been thrown for a loop a bit. If I'd have known all I needed were some pleasing literary devices then my cock would have been collocating with your colon months ago. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: tinaz said: But seriously, maybe shes just premenstrual? (sp) have you had a talk with her about how your feeling? Nah, part of why she's pissed is because she wants to go work somewhere I think is not a good idea for a nearly 31 year old Thai girl in Bangkok, and not good for our marriage. Then there's something else I can't quite put my finger on, but it feels like being bored shitless by me. <--*does not like this* [Edited 4/22/10 7:39am] | |
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Quit actin athletic and tellin folk you work out 4x a week. Bitch, we know what Football Build means. | |
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Fauxie said: vivid said: MMmm sounds like a toughie. Hope all goes well with the heart to heart tomorrow. by the way 'barrier-breaking grudge fuck' is one of the nices collocations I've heard so far this year. Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm not massively distressed but I have been thrown for a loop a bit. If I'd have known all I needed were some pleasing literary devices then my cock would have been collocating with your colon months ago. It is a long one but I had to put it in. | |
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vivid said: Fauxie said: Thanks, I appreciate it. I'm not massively distressed but I have been thrown for a loop a bit. If I'd have known all I needed were some pleasing literary devices then my cock would have been collocating with your colon months ago. It is a long one but I had to put it in. That's two quotes in orgers' sig lines in two days! MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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I'll confess, I'm not displeased with that sentence the more I read it. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: I'll confess, I'm not displeased with that sentence the more I read it.
I just wet myself a bit, and I wasn't laughing. | |
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Stop lying about how never ever cry.....IF YOU'RE HUMAN....YOU CRY! | |
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Men stopy lying to yourselves, just be cause she sleeps with everybody but you does not make her a Ho....it does however make her a bitch.
Stop lying about how many women you've slept with...paying for sex does not count (no go back to counting on your hand). Stop lying about how you would never ever stab your home boy in the back. If he's in the way of you and your dream job, your dream car, or your dream sex partner...then that sharp blade in your hand isn't really a hunting knife now is it? | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop lying about how great your jizz tastes and how it's good for the skin....ALL YOU BASTIDS IS SOUR YOGURT ACNE PARFAIT!!!
Well some of youz I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: DesireeNevermind said: Stop lying about how great your jizz tastes and how it's good for the skin....ALL YOU BASTIDS IS SOUR YOGURT ACNE PARFAIT!!!
Well some of youz I say make em taste it first. | |
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johnart said: PurpleRighteous1 said: I say make em taste it first. 'Specially if it bears any resemblance to tapioca. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: I say make em taste it first. 'Specially if it bears any resemblance to tapioca. Your sig. Did he really say that? God, I love him. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: I say make em taste it first. 'Specially if it bears any resemblance to tapioca. Just hand the bastard a spoon. | |
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Fauxie said: Genesia said: 'Specially if it bears any resemblance to tapioca. Your sig. Did he really say that? God, I love him. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: Fauxie said: Your sig. Did he really say that? God, I love him. He's awesome. If only he'd come out and see us after living in the same city as us for several months. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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vivid said: minneapolisgenius said: That's quite a feat. I'll say. You know what they say about men with big feats. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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