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PrintableStop lying about how you're so ready to settle down....yeah settle down into someone's drawers for a hot minute. GTFO!! | |
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Don't say you're interested to avoid conflict then when I'm finished tellin you about somethin all you got to say is "Huh? What?".  | |
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johnart said: Don't say you're interested to avoid conflict then when I'm finished tellin you about somethin all you got to say is "Huh? What?".
oh now that shit will def make me mad.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: johnart said: Don't say you're interested to avoid conflict then when I'm finished tellin you about somethin all you got to say is "Huh? What?".
oh now that shit will def make me mad. Just tell me you're not interested. Imma end up pissed off either way.  | |
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Stop lying about how you're gonna lose your home, your kids and all your money if you get divorced. All you're gonna do is live by yourself and pay child support....basically the same shit you been doing! | |
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stop lying and say you don't watch porn. Muthafucka we all do!
stop lyin' sayin you only fuck with dimes when I've seen some of your roster and you got a couple of 1s and 3s in there. Yeah, that chunky chick with the fucked up teeth and hairy knuckles that gave you head in 10th grade counts
stop lying and saying that's not your baby. She has the same big ass cranium and donkey teeth that you have "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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Stop lying about how great your jizz tastes and how it's good for the skin....ALL YOU BASTIDS IS SOUR YOGURT ACNE PARFAIT!!!
Well some of youz | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop lying about how great your jizz tastes and how it's good for the skin....ALL YOU BASTIDS IS SOUR YOGURT ACNE PARFAIT!!!
Well some of youz That's it...it's bedtime for my ass.  [Edited 4/21/10 22:08pm] | |
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I ALWAYS tell the truth....even when I lie. | |
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I have never lied in my life, true story. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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I only lied once, but it worked! She thought I played for the Rams. PRINCE: Always and Forever
MICHAEL JACKSON: Always and Forever ----- Live Your Life How U Wanna Live It | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop lying about how great your jizz tastes and how it's good for the skin....ALL YOU BASTIDS IS SOUR YOGURT ACNE PARFAIT!!!
Well some of youz 
how much nut have you tasted? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop saying you eat pussy WHEN YOU DON'T
Stop saying you're not controlling WHEN YOU ARE Stop saying you have all this money...ONLY BROKE MEN BRAG ABOUT MONEY! Stop saying you're packing 9 inches....you're barely 6 and 3/4 on a good night! Stop saying she tricked you into getting pregnant. YOU AINT WORN A RUBBER SINCE YOU MET HER!!! Stop lying about how freaky you are....MISSIONARY POSITION IS NOT FREAKY! Come on my brothers...the truth shall set you free. Oh, and stop saying you don't kiss when you fuck a guy. | |
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vivid said: DesireeNevermind said: Stop saying you eat pussy WHEN YOU DON'T
Stop saying you're not controlling WHEN YOU ARE Stop saying you have all this money...ONLY BROKE MEN BRAG ABOUT MONEY! Stop saying you're packing 9 inches....you're barely 6 and 3/4 on a good night! Stop saying she tricked you into getting pregnant. YOU AINT WORN A RUBBER SINCE YOU MET HER!!! Stop lying about how freaky you are....MISSIONARY POSITION IS NOT FREAKY! Come on my brothers...the truth shall set you free. Oh, and stop saying you don't kiss when you fuck a guy. | |
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I love this whole thread. You lot are funny. I can't think of anything to add - just wanted to  and show my appreciation. | |
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Oh, and when you say 'I know myself!'
Puurrrleeeaasseeee!  | |
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Cinnie said: vivid said: Oh, and stop saying you don't kiss when you fuck a guy.  | |
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Christopher said: Cinnie said: Ya get me?  | |
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Stop saying she's just a friend... or tell her to make her MySpace & Facebook pages private!  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Stop frontin' about that jewelry you bought me... I had it appraised!  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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johnart said: Quit tellin ladies you'll be "gentle" if she turns over for ya when you know once you get the tip in you gonna loose control of your damn senses.
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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6 and 3/4 is big!
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JerseyKRS said: 6 and 3/4 is big!
It's average or just above average, no? I thought we established just over 6 was average? MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: JerseyKRS said: 6 and 3/4 is big!
It's average or just above average, no? I thought we established just over 6 was average? 
looks like over 7.5" is for carnival folk. | |
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JerseyKRS said: Fauxie said: It's average or just above average, no? I thought we established just over 6 was average?
looks like over 7.5" is for carnival folk. 
I could certainly use a job. My wife hates me and has done for several days now. Dan was right.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: JerseyKRS said:
looks like over 7.5" is for carnival folk.
I could certainly use a job. My wife hates me and has done for several days now. Dan was right. | |
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JerseyKRS said: Fauxie said:
I could certainly use a job. My wife hates me and has done for several days now. Dan was right.
I'm not even kidding though. This lesbian whisperer has lost his touch. How do you make it stick, Chris? MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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DanceWme said: * Stop sayin ur mama live with u when we all know u live with her.
1,000,000,000 X to the power. | |
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Fauxie said: JerseyKRS said:
I'm not even kidding though. This lesbian whisperer has lost his touch. How do you make it stick, Chris? your wife was a lesbian too? ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Fauxie said: JerseyKRS said:
looks like over 7.5" is for carnival folk.
I could certainly use a job. My wife hates me and has done for several days now. Dan was right. So, are you of carnival proportions? | |
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