What a gross display of immaturity.

Carrie is a lady and will hold out even if her vagina implodes from penile starvation before the date is over.

You people! :shakefist:

Bacon Night!

CarrieMpls said:

I said you were a lady. I'm on your side here. Don't put me in the same category as the rest of these degenerates.

I bet when it implodes it'll barely even make a sound. Even if it does you'll just make an adorable :cough: :cough: to cover it up.

Carrie:Any room left for pie?
[Edited 4/22/10 10:24am]

johnart said:

omg, you're lucky I adore you.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

You tell 'em!!

CarrieMpls said:

PR1, we know Carrie held a knife to your throat to get you on her side. I'm calling 911 and hope they get to you before she hurts you.

Do you have any bacon to offer her?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He cancelled!




He has a relatively new job and has to work late. He wants to hang out tomorrow instead and invited me to something next weekend as well. (We already have a date Saturday night.)

I’m an understanding girl. But it’s still disappointing.

CarrieMpls said:

That must be a very serious job for him to turn down a free pass to second base.

I'm totally bookmarking these early date threads so in a year when you two are married and he's an orger too, they can be opened and we can all say "remember when...?" Just like we do for Erin and Jersey.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh, no! Had you started cooking? Bought the condoms?

CarrieMpls said:

Your poor vagina.

johnart said:

It'll implode now, for sure.

Genesia said:

She can just prop it up with all that bacon she cooked for dinner

Mars23 jinxed your date by starting a thread about it on the wrong day. Blame him.

sextonseven said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Replace the ruler with bacon and make a box trap.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Looks to me like she SHOULD have had it last night.

Now her vagina is going to implode. How many other vaginas will be collateral damage in the ensuing black hole?

That is what happens, right?

Leave that poor girl and her vagina alone !

Carrie, I am sorry that he cancelled .

Serious said:

We're all sorry (even Mars I bet ) But at least it's not like he canceled and that's that. They have other plans, so it's a safe cancel. Disappointing of course, but safe.

Now back to her vagina.

johnart said:

Yeah that's definitely a good thing .

WTF?

I came out of my semi org hibernation to post a

Now I have to post a Carrie's gonna have to res have her legs and everything.


I'll be back tomorrow. Im going to cook some bacon

johnart said:

x 10000

ThreadCula said:

sextonseven said:

You know how restaurants cook bacon to attract customers. that's how she attracts men!

NOM NOM NOM

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Does she rub bacon on her pulse points as perfume??

tinaz said:

She stuffs her bra with Brie

Genesia said:

Well just look forward to your next get together and base - ball