kid had a severe nosebleed at school today playiing dodgeball (evidently without the dodge)

comes home fine

starts again, put tissue in his nose like he was taught because he's been prone to nosebleeds his whole life and he's 9 1/2 now

evidently ADHD kicks in and he decides to pull the tissue out and spew blood all over the carpet

then just walks around like a doofus bleeding instead of squeezing his nose shut like he was taught

then acts like a little pussy and says there's a bug in the bathroom

decides instead of cleaning up and replugging his nose, it would now be a good idea to finally man up and kill the bug

no problems until dinner when he then decides to shove large wads of tissue up both nostrils and sit down to eat

rediscuss the whole breathing thing, and that he can't eat with entire nose plugged

removes plugs...hmmm, no bleeding

starts talking about his nose crusts while we eat

after dinner, goes to brush teeth and whines like a bitch because toothpaste flew in his eye, explain again that anytime something is in your eyes you can wash it out....

*facepalm*

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[Edited 5/5/10 15:34pm]

whoever invented kids needs a foot planted in their ass...

kids suck.

facepalm on whoever that lady is letting the child suck stone tit, and double facepalm if she's the mother

BklynBabe said:

I think it's funny.

JerseyKRS said:

JerseyKRS said:

JerseyKRS said:

well I just got a Dispossessory Warrent to evict today.
I have not had a real job in about 8-9 months, I work at aparking lot trying to keep my head above water. I have nowhere to go. But in the power in God above I will get thought all of this. I pray that I do.
trying but getting nowhere. Got two Intent to levy letters from the IRS,
I owe About $5,000 in back taxes. I will finally get some money but not sure when that might be. awwwww life is so grand.
Please pray for me.
P.S. I have to kitty cats. I hope they will be safe.

Has anyone ever heard of a GOD wink,
well I got one the other day when I called about an Apartment, the lady stated I could move right in with the first months rent and a deposit. well I do nt have all of the deposit, she said that she is will to take half and that I pay back the rest in two weeks time, and that she would let me work for her.
Is that strange or what I do not know her from Adam, Stange but true.
Love,Peace, & Always B Wild
[Edited 5/5/10 23:46pm]

JerseyKRS said:

interactiveplayer said:

I LOVE kids ... they keep it real

It's foolish adults that irk me

as always, we should strive to be more like the children

Mach said:

whaddaya think foolish adults were before they grew up?
foolish kids!

I'm not the one to fuck with foolery from anyone, regardless of age, size, sex, creed or race

BklynBabe said:

I like you.

BklynBabe said:

Only because they were RAISED by foolish adults that allowed them to become that way

you throw a brick at me in real life FOOL i'll kick your ass ...cuz I dont put up with foolish behaivor





[Edited 5/6/10 7:16am]

Mach said:

Mama Aries and Auntie Scorpio...

Hate to break it to ya, but some people are born foolish, and no matter what you do to raise them not to be foolish, it does not always work.

you can lead a horse to water.....

Lordy ~ let's get over ourselves and move on