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MEN NEED TO STOP LYING!!! Stop saying you eat pussy WHEN YOU DON'T
Stop saying you're not controlling WHEN YOU ARE Stop saying you have all this money...ONLY BROKE MEN BRAG ABOUT MONEY! Stop saying you're packing 9 inches....you're barely 6 and 3/4 on a good night! Stop saying she tricked you into getting pregnant. YOU AINT WORN A RUBBER SINCE YOU MET HER!!! Stop lying about how freaky you are....MISSIONARY POSITION IS NOT FREAKY! Come on my brothers...the truth shall set you free. | |
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i was waitin for this thread  | |
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DanceWme said: i was waitin for this thread
Me too. Had a feeling it was coming down the pipe
Next thing you know it will be "couples stop lying to each other"  
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moderatorCarrying a case of beer from the store to the car to the house is not working out. | |
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Stop lying about how many kids you've got. Just cuz you don't claim them all doesn't mean they don't count. | |
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* Stop sayin ur mama live with u when we all know u live with her. | |
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DanceWme said: * Stop sayin ur mama live with u when we all know u live with her.
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Quit tellin ladies you'll be "gentle" if she turns over for ya when you know once you get the tip in you gonna loose control of your damn senses. | |
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johnart said: Quit tellin ladies you'll be "gentle" if she turns over for ya when you know once you get the tip in you gonna loose control of your damn senses.
oh lawd!  | |
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Ur cell phone rings and u act like u dont know who it is so u dismiss the call but u get a text 15 seconds later...STOP LYING! | |
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DanceWme said: Ur cell phone rings and u act like u dont know who it is so u dismiss the call but u get a text 15 seconds later...STOP LYING!
lemme stop puttin my business out there | |
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DanceWme said: DanceWme said: Ur cell phone rings and u act like u dont know who it is so u dismiss the call but u get a text 15 seconds later...STOP LYING!
lemme stop puttin my business out there  | |
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johnart said:[quote]Quit tellin ladies you'll be "gentle" if she turns over for ya when you know once you get the tip in you gonna loose control of your damn senses.[/quote
Quit telling ladies that you will only put the tip in.  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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Stop lying and saying "we'll talk about it later". If we don't talk about it now..later will never come! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop saying you're packing 9 inches....you're barely 6 and 3/4 on a good night! Don't you know big dickded menz are no good with numbers and shit? | |
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Quit telling ladies that your car is a BMW when you know this is your car and infact not a loaner:
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johnart said: DesireeNevermind said: Stop saying you're packing 9 inches....you're barely 6 and 3/4 on a good night! Don't you know big dickded menz are no good with numbers and shit? they sure the hell aint! can't count the inches on their erect dick can't balance their checkbook can't remember what today's date is can't remember birthdays, holidays, yesterdays...anything with 1s and 0s basically. | |
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"imma just put the head in" | |
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Stop lying about why you broke up with your last girlfriend....SHE LEFT YOU, YOU DIDN'T LEAVE HER! | |
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Quit tellin whomever you're fuckin that your marriage is dead and you're only stayin in the house for the kids. Bitch, please. 
And ladies, quit listenin to that nonsense.  | |
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Stop commenting on good looking men then following it with "I aint gay though", if you have to say that more than 3 times in one day...you're probably gay.
Stop lying about having style and good taste....you look at fashion and culture magazines just like the rest of us. Stop lying and saying you don't like it when a woman slaps your balls and sticks her finger in your ass. It's not like we're going to tell anybody.  | |
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"My phone was dead and then I fell asleep"
i used the same line on u last week so chill with all that | |
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DesireeNevermind said: Stop commenting on good looking men then following it with "I aint gay though", if you have to say that more than 3 times in one day...you're probably gay.
Stop lying about having style and good taste....you look at fashion and culture magazines just like the rest of us. Stop lying and saying you don't like it when a woman slaps your balls and sticks her finger in your ass. It's not like we're going to tell anybody. | |
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DanceWme said: "My phone was dead and then I fell asleep"
i used the same line on u last week so chill with all that Word? I am soooo borrowing that line. | |
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Stop lying about all the shit you can fix around the house...YOU CAN'T EVEN WORK THE REMOTE CONTROL. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: DanceWme said: "My phone was dead and then I fell asleep"
i used the same line on u last week so chill with all that Word? I am soooo borrowing that line. Careful now, that sh*t can get a person cut in some parts, in fact into several parts of the country.  99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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I asked my bf whats some of the lies men lie about and he said "I dont know any" ...STOP LYING | |
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DanceWme said: I asked my bf whats some of the lies men lie about and he said "I dont know any" ...STOP LYING
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Stop lying about how you want a lady on the streets and ho in the sheets. You just want a well dressed ho....period! | |
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