Author | Message |
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME: 1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. 6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. 7. Neither does any dishes. 8. Both fart shamelessly. 9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. 10. Both like dominance games. 11. Both are suspicious of the postman. 12. Neither understands what you see in cats. _______________________________
Miss Cute For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Dogs can be dirty if they're not looked after | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Anji said: Dogs can be dirty if they're not looked after
So are men _______________________________
Miss Cute For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
MissCute said: Anji said: Dogs can be dirty if they're not looked after
So are men How do you look after a dog? | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
There you go again MissCute you are JUST 2 GOOD! | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
MissCute said: 1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
women as well. when they got big tits and a big ass. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. women only like vacuum cleaners cuz they substitute 4 their dildos. 3. Both mark their territory. my last girlfriend always used 2 leave her tampons on my drawer. 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them. because its the women who usually bother us. 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. so what? women with a small pair of tits are nervous about showing them. 6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. There's many women on the org who do feel the same. u seem like one of them. 7. Neither does any dishes. would u want yo dog lick yo dishes clean? 8. Both fart shamelessly. At least we fart with our bum. thats natural. many women fart with their pussies. thats disgusting. 9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. we do notice it. if u shave your pubes. 10. Both like dominance games. So why is there dominas? 11. Both are suspicious of the postman. u r suspicious if the postman really pulls out b4 he comes. 12. Neither understands what you see in cats. I usually dont put my head up a cats bum. So I guess I dont understand. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
woof woof
... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
stepinrazor said: woof woof
... and I thought u were a gecko. | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
Throw a dog a bone, and it'll come back for more | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
11. Both think that sex on the front lawn is a cool idea... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
12. Both can--and do--go to the bathroom pretty much anywhere... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
13) always chasin' the bitches | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
14) Neither one understands what "put the toilet seat back down" means... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
15. Both constantly want to lay on the couch... | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
wellbeyond said: 14) Neither one understands what "put the toilet seat back down" means...
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
16)Both will scratch themselves anytime, anywhere. [This message was edited Tue Jan 21 14:32:31 PST 2003 by JediMaster] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
17) The first thing either do when they encounter something new is to find out whether they can eat it, or fuck it. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
18 ) Both are hell to train, but it can be done. [This message was edited Tue Jan 21 14:35:35 PST 2003 by JediMaster] Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |
19) Both frequently chase pussies. Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
- E-mail - orgNote - Report post to moderator |