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PrintableZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: No, he has to work through those by himself, in his own time.  have you had bears with Dan before?  Yes. 
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: No, he has to work through those by himself, in his own time. have you had bears with Dan before? I hope not. >> | |
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TheVoid said: Then I pulled that bad boy out of my shopping bag, and which point she screamed and laughed then threw two buckets of ice cold water at me... I tried to duck, but it was too late; unable to divert my bulbous American girth from the agile Thai woman's aim, I cocked my weapon and started to squirt.... and squirt I did! I got all 6 of them as I wizzed by like Mohamed Ali during a RAID commercial.... This part got me  SO HARD!
Hard, y'all! | |
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Dave1992 said: TheVoid said: Then I pulled that bad boy out of my shopping bag, and which point she screamed and laughed then threw two buckets of ice cold water at me... I tried to duck, but it was too late; unable to divert my bulbous American girth from the agile Thai woman's aim, I cocked my weapon and started to squirt.... and squirt I did! I got all 6 of them as I wizzed by like Mohamed Ali during a RAID commercial.... This part got me SO HARD!
Hard, y'all! 
You're the coolest young mofo ever, Dave | |
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TheVoid said: Dave1992 said: This part got me SO HARD!
Hard, y'all!
You're the coolest young mofo ever, Dave
But what did I do this time?  | |
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Dave1992 said: TheVoid said:
You're the coolest young mofo ever, Dave
But what did I do this time? You just have a good sense of humor, that's all. It says a lot about a person when they have a good sense of humor. You're the bee's knees.  | |
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TheVoid said: Dave1992 said:
But what did I do this time? You just have a good sense of humor, that's all. It says a lot about a person when they have a good sense of humor. You're the bee's knees.
The only reason my humour has fully emerged to this crazy brilliance is you, Dan. It's all because of you. | |
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Dave1992 said: TheVoid said: You just have a good sense of humor, that's all. It says a lot about a person when they have a good sense of humor. You're the bee's knees.
The only reason my humour has fully emerged to this crazy brilliance is you, Dan. It's all because of you. Even that statement is brilliant !! | |
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your sig | |
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That sentence is so bloody brilliant! | |
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I won't be leaving the house for four days.  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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All I'm saying is nobody better get my hair wet....mmmkayyyy! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Isn't that really just your ass sweating or something even worse? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorOK. Thailand sounds awesome. | |
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Fauxie said: TheVoid said: Would you like to celebrate the 4th of July with me? We can have some bears and rejoice in the day American one it's Independence from the oppressive British government.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: All I'm saying is nobody better get my hair wet....mmmkayyyy!
Thats exactly what I said! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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TheVoid said: Well looky what I bought today.
I was walking down soi 24, when a group of young college age Thai folks saw me. The girl closest to me walked towards me saying something coyish in Thai that sounded a bit like, "Tuna much mach do mach crap cop crap ka, ka ka", though I have no clue what she really said.... It didn't matter..  cause I KNEW she was .... TROUBLE!!!!
She approached me within 10 feet, smiled, and giggled. Her friends behind her all took their positions....
Then I pulled that bad boy out of my shopping bag, and which point she screamed and laughed then threw two buckets of ice cold water at me... I tried to duck, but it was too late; unable to divert my bulbous American girth from the agile Thai woman's aim, I cocked my weapon and started to squirt.... and squirt I did! I got all 6 of them as I wizzed by like Mohamed Ali during a RAID commercial.... OK, ok.... They won. I was soaking wet.
But it was great fun. I need to bring a camera tommorow and film it. The entire street...indeed city, is filled with soaking wet people carrying toy water guns and buckets of water, waiting to ambush anybody who appears willing and able to put up a good fight. sounds like a lot of fun! wish i was there right now.  | |
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Dave1992 said: ZombieKitten said: have you had bears with Dan before? Yes.
I made that second one, just so you know  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Dave1992 said: Yes.
I made that second one, just so you know It's brilliant. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: ZombieKitten said: I made that second one, just so you know It's brilliant. it's frightening, what IS he trying to get out I wonder! It could be used as a cautionary thing, use a dedicated butt plug at all times, Barbie doll legs and beer bottles are hard to get out again | |
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Dave1992 said: WTF!!??!! That's going to haunt my dreams! 
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mcmeekle said: Dave1992 said: WTF!!??!! That's going to haunt my dreams!
now that I have your photo saved on my hard drive, you will never even be able to get to sleep again | |
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ZombieKitten said: mcmeekle said: WTF!!??!! That's going to haunt my dreams!
now that I have your photo saved on my hard drive, you will never even be able to get to sleep again I'm not bothered by Dan, his over-sized plunger or the naked guy. It's the mess. I have OCD. That'll have me tossing all night.....  | |
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mcmeekle said: ZombieKitten said: now that I have your photo saved on my hard drive, you will never even be able to get to sleep again I'm not bothered by Dan, his over-sized plunger or the naked guy. It's the mess. I have OCD. That'll have me tossing all night..... me too I chose that photo for THAT VERY REASON! it was the worst thing I could think of | |
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ZombieKitten said: mcmeekle said: I'm not bothered by Dan, his over-sized plunger or the naked guy. It's the mess. I have OCD. That'll have me tossing all night..... me too I chose that photo for THAT VERY REASON! it was the worst thing I could think ofI'll be cuddling up to my DustBuster tonight! | |
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mcmeekle said: ZombieKitten said: me too I chose that photo for THAT VERY REASON! it was the worst thing I could think ofI'll be cuddling up to my DustBuster tonight! I like your use of italics there  | |
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mcmeekle said: Dave1992 said: WTF!!??!! That's going to haunt my dreams!
You deleted my 'x2' in your sig. You laughed twice, dammit!  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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DUDE! i wanna go to bangkok just for this festival! | |
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evenstar3 said: DUDE! i wanna go to bangkok just for this festival!
It's like playing lazor tag with the whole damned city of 7 million, but using water. Today, Imma unleash my hydro devastation upon the population. If you're walking down the street carrying a water-gun, or a bucket and it doesn't look like you got KFC in that bucket.... Imma getcha! 
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TheVoid said: evenstar3 said: DUDE! i wanna go to bangkok just for this festival!
It's like playing lazor tag with the whole damned city of 7 million, but using water. Today, Imma unlease my hydro devastation upon the population. If you're walking down the street carrying a water-gun, or a bucket and it doesn't look like you got KFC in that bucket.... Imma getcha! | |
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