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Thread started 04/15/10 9:22pm

funkpill

The Lone Ranger And Tonto Went Camping In The Desert

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?

The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.

What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there a Saturn millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'

Tonto replies,

'You dumber than a stump'.

It means someone stole the tent. confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/15/10 9:25pm

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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..

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Reply #2 posted 04/15/10 9:25pm

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'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..' sun

in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair..

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Reply #3 posted 04/15/10 9:33pm

Paris9748430	Funny! JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!!
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Reply #6 posted 04/16/10 1:43am

ZombieKitten	what's the closest thing to silver? the lone ranger's butt
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Reply #7 posted 04/16/10 2:46am

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Good one, funkpill! lol

Happy Friday!
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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"

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Reply #8 posted 04/16/10 4:16am

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Happy Friday Funkie hug

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music

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Reply #9 posted 04/16/10 4:18am

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drinking, when in walks a cowboy who yells, "Who's white horse it that outside?"

The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, "It's my horse. Why do you want to know?"

The cowboy looks at him and says, "Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.

Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, "Who's white horse is that outside?"

Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, "That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?"

"Nothing," replies the cowboy, "I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running."

seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music

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Reply #10 posted 04/16/10 5:19am