zaza said:

Omg, not on the first date!

CarrieMpls said:

We'll talk about it the day after tomorrow

OMG

i love the org

OMG, I might've done the dumbest thing in my life.

I set up what is basically an adult version of a playdate...for my ex g/f and my ex-wife. They're gonna garden with the kids and watch movies and whatnot.

This shit is gonna be weird.

FauxReal said:

You know thier gonna trash on you and tell stories... What were you thinking man!!!

tinaz said:

FauxReal said:

This thought has been percolating, but it has come to full boil for no specific reason I can pinpoint:

You have issues you need to work out.

Quick, we need to get to 1000 posts before auto-lock!

PunkMistress said:

Well, I don't doubt your statement, but to my credit, it wasn't my idea and I didn't set out to make it happen. I just didn't prevent it either. But yeah, I didn't come up with it.

OMG.....



























I got nothin'

FauxReal said:

Don't listen to me, I was inebriated when I wrote that.

I don't know shit about your issues. You're funny on the Org.

PunkMistress said:

Lol, you weren't exactly wrong. I have a morbid curiosity about what could happen...like the need to look at car accidents. So yeah, I have issues.

And thank you for the compliment.

OMG, my libido has returned unexpectedly.

whistle said:

now you MUST tell WHY!?!

ZombieKitten said:

mother nature, i reckon...

it is springtime, and the thoughts of a middle-aged gentleman turn to...well, you know.

whistle said:

Admit it...you finally gave in and clicked on the boob thread.

OMG

...stupid kid and his stupid friend, when they were getting in trouble last week before spring break, stole the teacher's knife of course if he wasn't so runty, he would get all the blame and would have probably ended up expelled, because he is already known as a chronic thief and a chronic liar, and luckily I found it before any of the teachers did. Dumbass numbnut child put the stolen item in his cubby Then out of all the dumbass lies, he tried to say the other child stole it and made him put it in his cubby! Uh...the fuck that flies when hejust got busted for stealing Girl Scout cookies is beyond me.

I think I'm going to have to end up putting this child in a juvie hall or something because he is clueless as all fuck, stuck on stupid, and really has no clue. It's not even like it's true maliciousness but it's just seriously relentless stupidness after stupidness after stupidness....and now it looks like someone is going to get seriously hurt if I don't find some way to nip this. The only time he is good is if I am watching him 24/7

All I can think of is how lucky we are all that these kids did not trip and fall on this extremely sharp knife or try to play with it and cut their damn fingers off. I have to give the teacher the stank eye for having a knife like that around dumb ass children But still it's crazy that he would even be so stupid to be a part of it and then stick it in his cubby like a dumbass.

FauxReal said:

well, actually it was Zombie's bed photo. phwoar!

oh yeah, and OMG I just got rejections for 4 jobs in 1 week

whistle said:

what? the Sigourney Weaver one?

BklynBabe said:

I'm sorry but that is hilarious! Little clepto lying kids with knives stolen from the teacher. It's that teacher's fault. He/she was obviously trying to instigate a murder suicide amongst the dumb children.

ZombieKitten said:

well, with all due respect to the Master and Ms Whistle, your figure is rather alluring in that one.

whistle said:

thanks

you get today's $5

ZombieKitten said:

yahoo! VB ahoy!!

whistle said:

if a slab is $39, how much beer do you get for $5

ZombieKitten said:

nowt, but it'll pay the cover charge.

FauxReal said:

Dude, you're a glutton for punishment.

omg gingersockman

omg! I just bought my first concert tickets for the summer!!

OMG



i hate school friends bullies