whistle said: my mind is always THERE. i need more maturity.
Last week I went upto a hotel bar to ask for a pina colada and before I knew it i'd asked for a penis. | |
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Mushanga said: bboy87 said: You said "vagina" You are vagina though. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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All the fucking time, all my fucking life.
It's a problem. | |
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Fauxie said: Mushanga said: To answer your question, YES, of fuck yes, my mind goes THERE like a monigraming is to a motherfucker... Everybody associates me to sex, every-fucking-body I know&meet nowadays, I'm thought to be as a total perv and always thinking about sex, constantly going THERE. You are sex though. Chris once said to me, "You ooze sexness." Not sexiness. Sexness. | |
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florescent said: whistle said: my mind is always THERE. i need more maturity.
Last week I went upto a hotel bar to ask for a pina colada and before I knew it i'd asked for a penis. well... you WERE at a Hotel bar... I mean sheesh!! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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TheVoid said:
Sometimes, you can't help it, no? Your mind just goes "there". Maybe it's when a person says something completely innocent, but you just start going "there". Sometimes your reaction is one of complete amusement, and you keep it locked inside of you. Sometimes, you giggle, and sometimes you just bust out laughing. At other times, you pitch tent, and must stay seated. You just never know. What situations have your mind gone "There"? . [Edited 4/11/10 16:44pm] Plenty of times. I mean my mind to my recollection hasn't gone "there", but I laugh at things like analyze and people ask, "what are you laughing at?" and I'm like... you said anal.. lmao. You should make a blog about these things. At this point in history, we have a choice to make
To either, walk the path of love, or be crippled by our hate -Stevie Wonder | |
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CoolTarik1 said: TheVoid said:
Sometimes, you can't help it, no? Your mind just goes "there". Maybe it's when a person says something completely innocent, but you just start going "there". Sometimes your reaction is one of complete amusement, and you keep it locked inside of you. Sometimes, you giggle, and sometimes you just bust out laughing. At other times, you pitch tent, and must stay seated. You just never know. What situations have your mind gone "There"? . [Edited 4/11/10 16:44pm] Plenty of times. I mean my mind to my recollection hasn't gone "there", but I laugh at things like analyze and people ask, "what are you laughing at?" and I'm like... you said anal.. lmao. You should make a blog about these things. Tarik, that's my whole life. And this is everyone around me: | |
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Usually times when my mind should be doing something else. This dark mist just crawls up around my mind and says "got you" and off we go to all kinds of places we shouldn't. A phrase that comes out wrong, a off beat look, a thought about my life it doesn't matter my mind can go there all the time. scuzzy, hussy, hoe or just a drunken bitch named .....
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RenHoek said: florescent said: Last week I went upto a hotel bar to ask for a pina colada and before I knew it i'd asked for a penis. well... you WERE at a Hotel bar... I mean sheesh!! Yeah... with my 2 kids standing behind me holding their Slush Puppies. | |
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PunkMistress said: CoolTarik1 said: Plenty of times. I mean my mind to my recollection hasn't gone "there", but I laugh at things like analyze and people ask, "what are you laughing at?" and I'm like... you said anal.. lmao. You should make a blog about these things. Tarik, that's my whole life. And this is everyone around me: They just don't get it At this point in history, we have a choice to make
To either, walk the path of love, or be crippled by our hate -Stevie Wonder | |
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florescent said: whistle said: my mind is always THERE. i need more maturity.
Last week I went upto a hotel bar to ask for a pina colada and before I knew it i'd asked for a penis. They make those?? At this point in history, we have a choice to make
To either, walk the path of love, or be crippled by our hate -Stevie Wonder | |
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CoolTarik1 said: florescent said: Last week I went upto a hotel bar to ask for a pina colada and before I knew it i'd asked for a penis. They make those?? Pina coladas or Penises? (I just had to google to find out what the plural of Penis was | |
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florescent said: CoolTarik1 said: They make those?? Pina coladas or Penises? (I just had to google to find out what the plural of Penis was Penii Colada. | |
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PunkMistress said: florescent said: Pina coladas or Penises? (I just had to google to find out what the plural of Penis was Penii Colada. Yeah, i thought it might be penii Penii Come Harder | |
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My mind ? I allow it to go there any and every time it wants that's about 10-66.5 times per day I don't usually stop the private thoughts sometimes I laugh at myself and sometimes I just cast that weird smile that makes people think WTF is Mach up to now and often times I just TELL the person exactly where my mind went with them | |
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"Roasting"
"suck it and see" and little gestures | |
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Sometimes my old Gran would innocently use terms like "fisting" and "felching" and I couldn't help but But she's dead now so it's not a problem anymore. | |
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mcmeekle said: Sometimes my old Gran would innocently use terms like "fisting" and "felching" and I couldn't help but
But she's dead now so it's not a problem anymore. Are you sure she didn't say "filching"? As in, to "filch" (snitch, steal) a cookie? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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talk about beating a dead horse... | |
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Genesia said: mcmeekle said: Sometimes my old Gran would innocently use terms like "fisting" and "felching" and I couldn't help but
But she's dead now so it's not a problem anymore. Are you sure she didn't say "filching"? As in, to "filch" (snitch, steal) a cookie? No, it was definitely felching..... | |
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BlackAdder7 said: talk about beating a dead horse...
I think the horse is just pretending to be dead in the hope someone might shoot it.... | |
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Fauxie said: Mushanga said: You are vagina though. ![]() Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy. ![]() | |
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mine wasn't always there until about 10 years ago cause my fam was complaining i wasnt there...so now im there..wishing i coulda told them to fuck off...lol THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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my mind is always in the gutter... it has always been this way (i try and fight it but it always wins its a never ending battle) plus you all are a bad influence
but i love you all for it insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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