Dogs can be dirty if they're not looked after

Anji said:

So are men

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

women as well. when they got big tits and a big ass.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

women only like vacuum cleaners cuz they substitute 4 their dildos.

3. Both mark their territory.

my last girlfriend always used 2 leave her tampons on my drawer.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

because its the women who usually bother us.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

so what? women with a small pair of tits are nervous about showing them.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

There's many women on the org who do feel the same. u seem like one of them.

7. Neither does any dishes.

would u want yo dog lick yo dishes clean?

8. Both fart shamelessly.

At least we fart with our bum. thats natural. many women fart with their pussies. thats disgusting.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

we do notice it. if u shave your pubes.

10. Both like dominance games.

So why is there dominas?

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

u r suspicious if the postman really pulls out b4 he comes.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.

I usually dont put my head up a cats bum. So I guess I dont understand.

woof woof




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14) Neither one understands what "put the toilet seat back down" means...