March 25, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com’s pals over at Condomania have created a list of which city’s men have the LARGEST THANGS!!! We’re not sure how they figured this out . . . but the staff here has been AROUND THE BLOCK a few times . . . and the list seems right to us . ..

According to them the cities - from BIGGEST to SMALLEST are as follows:

1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
[Edited 3/25/10 18:31pm]

WTF?

So what's the next study? The puffiest pussies in the U.S per capita?

phunkdaddy said:

i'll do the sampling if necessary

I hear ya.

This thread reminds me of a VHS porn tape a friend of
mine lent me to look at years ago. It was a 4hr cut up of black porn.
On the front it was like the best of Afrocentric porn or
some shit. Then on the bottom of the tape it said check out
these Sean Puffy pussies
When i saw that man i almost died laughing man.
[Edited 3/25/10 10:30am]

Fury said:

I recently did some sampling in Seattle and this ranking is about right.


Things tend to grow in humidity.....
[Edited 3/25/10 11:20am]

New York should be #1

So I suppose I'm planning a trip to New Orleans.

There's a LOT of West Indian/Jamaican/Dominican brothas in Boston...
so um, what type of guys were studied in this study? 'Cause if that's the case.... then I guess I lucked out.

:getting boned in Boston by a biggun:

paintedlady said:

Ohh, Jamaicans...

Acrylic said:

I'm sayyyiiinnnggggg.....

Notice they left Kansas out. Our state slogan isn't "As big as you think" for nothing.

wow

phunkdaddy said:

wait..... ? What is "puffy" exactly? And is puffy a good quality in a :looksdown:

paintedlady said:

Fury will do an analysis for you.

Acrylic said:

Um, now see, don't you think Fury would deflate anything "puffy"?

And what city is Fury in? Detroit?

paintedlady said:

I dated a Dominican guy named Miguel a couple of years ago AND GOOD LAWD!!!!! I know that there are always exceptions but if a lot of these Dominican men are that "talented" then I'm moving there.

BUT, I'm not a size queen.....

uPtoWnNY said:

biggest dick i ever saw was in texas.

but i'd be willing to review your case if you care to send pics

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

paintedlady said:

Touche.

i am probably going to be crucified for this, but aren't the top few cities ones with a higher ratio of black men in the population?
[Edited 3/25/10 13:04pm]

cborgman said:

So as not to be crucified alone, YES, seemingably so.
Now, I've fucked alot of black men in my day, and I have to say...
Alot of brothers are PACKINNNNN'.

Acrylic said:

i actually prefer an average dick over a large one, but the brothers i have been with generally do fit the rumor.

Acrylic said:

Yep, I've had the all the color of the rainbow and I agree.

BUT! As far as stereotypes go, I have bedded a black man where I was like "What?" AND I bedded an Asian guy and was sooooo pleasantly surprised.

Only sayin'.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

biggest one i ever had was a white guy, and it was unmanagable. i am pretty gifted with my mouth, but i couldnt get far past the head. and i flat out told him there was no way he was gonna be fucking me.

the runner up was black, and it was more managable, but painful. his giant cock kind of killed our relationship.

Acrylic said:

The teeniest dick I've seen belonged to a black man (African American that is)... >2" erection and phimosissy , .... just saying.

paintedlady said:

there are always exceptions.

and small is not necessarily bad. the one and only time i ever had multiple orgasms while being pounded was from a guy who wasn't very big. but he was hitting where he need to hit. until that night, i didnt even think it was possible for men to have multiple orgasms.

cborgman said:

Sorry Chris I just picture this giant penis with a knife after you and the guy you were dating at the time.

So is this by condom sales? Who buys the most XL magnums? Because culturally many men (FOB) tend not to wear them. :

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

it was curved all crazy to the side, which made it even more difficult.