I googled average 50 year old woman and got these:







The thing with Madonna is that she has this great structure - she would make it totally a JOY to photoshop the shit out of
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I agree. She does have a nice facial bone structure. It's very well proportioned.
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^ Boy she looks sucked up in those pics. No fat in her face anymore.


She's gonna turn into Bridget Bardot

It doesn't matter if madonna has wrinkles or her cheek implants look kinda too big.

Folk would fuck the shit out of her if she were standing in front of them and sais "Hey. let's go.". They just won't fess up that they would.

DesireeNevermind said:

Bridget Bardot is like a thousand. I'm not sure what's wrong with her old shot.
She's got fat in her face. She's shut pursin her lips in that pic.
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BB sure did age badly.

The (formerly) gorgeous Elizabeth Taylor did too. God damn was she beautiful back in her day though...

I can be a superficial mutherfucker but it's kinda sad that aging normally is now considered aging badly.

These women are pretty long in the tooth people!!
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johnart said:

Yeah but Liz pretty much did that all on her own though. She overate, drank, smoked, did drugs, etc. Yes has had a lot of health problems but she certainly did not take good care of herself either. It was a bit of both.

The best she ever looked IMO

I think her being pregnant gave her a fantastic glow!


I also found her quite beautiful with dark hair. And damn look at her boobs!

johnart said:

the first time I ever heard that phrase was on Will and Grace. Oh god I am laughing my ass off..


Long in the tooth!!! WTF?

Nick000024 said:

You get old.
You can take awesome care of yourself and look like an old fuck.
You can party and drug it up and look awesome.

Possibilities are endless.

Liz is what? Like 78?? We're gonna talk about whether she looks good or not? Really?

I hope I live to 78 so I can tell everyone to fuck off and kiss my old ass.

She looked amazing in The Power Of Goodbye video too. She should go brunette more often.

DesireeNevermind said:

You never heard "long in the tooth" before W&G???

johnart said:

nope I've heard other unflattering references to old people but that one was new for me. Fucking love it!

I'm going to start calling a certain person long tooth the next time they irritate me.

DesireeNevermind said:

Thank you for ruining my Bridgett Bardot fantasy. *cough*sarcasm*cough* I hadn't seen her in her old age.

DesireeNevermind said:

Is it a purple toof? Or are you talkin about me?

Well Madge is aging a lot better than these folk:


What the Hell Door #1



What the Hell Door #2



What the Hell Door #3



I applaud her for keeping fit and fanciful!

Susan looking like she wanna sing "touch it touch it touch it touch me I wanna be diiiii-rrrrrty, reach me teach me fulfill me, creature of the niiiiight..." in that get-up.

As for Madge being "ugly", well she had better days but I wouldn't go that far in saying she's "ugly". She's 51, hey, she was probably gonna look the way she did anyway.

johnart said:

Oh it's purple alright!


I could never stay mad at you .....for very long.

DesireeNevermind said:

Bridget is just aging. To me, there's a certain beauty in that. Not everybody's gonna look like an Adonis forever.

^ she don't even look like Adonis's hang nail. all that damn sun worship and alcohol.

DesireeNevermind said:

Well that adds to aging too. Drugs and alcohol and being out on the sun like that, you'll look like that too.

DesireeNevermind said:

ZombieKitten said:

That's a bad looking 50 imo.

I wonder what would come up if you googled average 50 year old "black" woman. Apparently, black don't crack.

Madonna's mini me. Uncanny!

xpertluva said:

There's been few exceptions.

DesireeNevermind said:

She looks like both her parents. I see a lot of Carlos Leon in her eyes actually. And the eyebrows definitely add to the Leon factor.

Just imagine how bad Britney is gonna look when she's Madonna's age. She's only still in her 20's (a kid basically) and is already past her prime.

Nick000024 said:

or Lindsay Lohan

ZombieKitten said:

Lindsay's already hagged up.