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Printablephunkdaddy said: NastradumasKid said: Stories Lotus?  I have no sex life whatsoever, I have seen a penis before up close, watched porn, and masturbate. Saw my first porno at the tender age of 8. There you go. that's my story.
BTW, why do men like their dick sucked? 
I hope the masturbation session came after the age of 18.
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NastradumasKid said: phunkdaddy said:
I hope the masturbation session came after the age of 18.
[Edited 4/5/10 15:16pm] 16. Exploratory surgery Don't laugh at my funk
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phunkdaddy said: NastradumasKid said: 16. Exploratory surgery  ? | |
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lotusflower said: I have a ? for the girls, I wondered... do you CLIMAX better when your holding in your stomach?
Maybe some girls can give tips  (it all depends on the actual girl, I know...) but it's good to hear tips, so WE can try
1,2,3 GO! NO. You climax better when you let your mind go blank and position the dick in a way were it stimulates and you keep it up until you reach orgasm. If you don't breath you don't get the full effects either. | |
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lotusflower said: Another Question;
The Shower Question... Is it safe? Is it 'better' Should I try it? Do you need to shower afterwards? Its overrated, so is doing it in water... salt, fresh, or a tub. It just washes the natural juices away and makes the sex feel "not as good". But it is great to have sex outdoors. I recommend that. I had sex in the rain, that was fun. | |
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5 pages...and nobody's posted videos "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: 5 pages...and nobody's posted videos
Bitch you have better not post any damn videos!!!!!  | |
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Yeah it was a pretty cool song by Prince |
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paintedlady said: lotusflower said: Another Question;
The Shower Question... Is it safe? Is it 'better' Should I try it? Do you need to shower afterwards? Its overrated, so is doing it in water... salt, fresh, or a tub. It just washes the natural juices away and makes the sex feel "not as good". But it is great to have sex outdoors. I recommend that. I had sex in the rain, that was fun. Shower sex is generally only useful during menstruation. Even then, I just prefer laying an old beach towel on the bed. | |
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Negritaluvyu said: Anybody here like to toss the salad?
I do. Punani, tongue, lips I eat them all like a hungry mofo  Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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Ladies : Do U like fingering men's asshole while doin' the nasty?
Men : Do U like it? Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: Ladies : Do U like fingering men's asshole while doin' the nasty?
Men : Do U like it? Yes My name is Naz!!! and I have a windmill where my brain is supposed to be.....
ديفيد باوي إلى الأبد | |
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lotusflower said: haha
DO you PUT PRINCE on when your having sex!? I do. His ballads are the perfect songs for having sex... The falsetto voice has a lot to do with it, it has a 'neutral' thing to it... I hate how in most slow jams, U always have that deep-voiced guy who's saying "i wanna (put whatever nasty thing U can say while having sex here) you tonite" when U just try to whisper something sweet in your lover's here... Nothing worse than hearing another guy talking about what he's gonna do to your woman... So yeah, I play a lotta Prince and instrumental music to (Gilberto/Getz...) Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: lotusflower said: haha
DO you PUT PRINCE on when your having sex!? I do. His ballads are the perfect songs for having sex... The falsetto voice has a lot to do with it, it has a 'neutral' thing to it... I hate how in most slow jams, U always have that deep-voiced guy who's saying "i wanna (put whatever nasty thing U can say while having sex here) you tonite" when U just try to whisper something sweet in your lover's here... Nothing worse than hearing another guy talking about what he's gonna do to your woman... So yeah, I play a lotta Prince and instrumental music to (Gilberto/Getz...) I can't do that!!!! | |
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NastradumasKid said: FrenchGuy said: I do. His ballads are the perfect songs for having sex... The falsetto voice has a lot to do with it, it has a 'neutral' thing to it... I hate how in most slow jams, U always have that deep-voiced guy who's saying "i wanna (put whatever nasty thing U can say while having sex here) you tonite" when U just try to whisper something sweet in your lover's here... Nothing worse than hearing another guy talking about what he's gonna do to your woman... So yeah, I play a lotta Prince and instrumental music to (Gilberto/Getz...) I can't do that!!!! Give it a try... I'm talking about sensual songs like "International Lover" or "Adore", "Do Me Baby", not nasty shit like 'Orgasm' When unless u want ur partner to leave the room (... and ur dick hard as selenium )Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FauxReal said: paintedlady said: Its overrated, so is doing it in water... salt, fresh, or a tub. It just washes the natural juices away and makes the sex feel "not as good". But it is great to have sex outdoors. I recommend that. I had sex in the rain, that was fun. Shower sex is generally only useful during menstruation. Even then, I just prefer laying an old beach towel on the bed.  Me too.... I just lay a towel, and I stop bleeding during sex usually. I guess it depends on the blood flow too for some women who tend to flow heavy and fart a lot. | |
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phunkdaddy said: NastradumasKid said: 16. Exploratory surgery  That happens at age 12-13. | |
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mostbeautifulboy said: FrenchGuy said: Ladies : Do U like fingering men's asshole while doin' the nasty?
Men : Do U like it? Yes  Hi partna!
I remember the first time my ex did it to me... U know in the middle of intense stroking, all of a sudden U feel sumthing is shoved in ur ass... you're like...    ... But it felt good though. Ive been addicted ever since.  more guyz should try this (simulation of prostate involved here hehe) Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: mostbeautifulboy said: Yes Hi partna!
I remember the first time my ex did it to me... U know in the middle of intense stroking, all of a sudden U feel sumthing is shoved in ur ass... you're like... ... But it felt good though. Ive been addicted ever since. more guyz should try this (simulation of prostate involved here hehe) My guy will not let me get near his butthole. But he has rubbed mine's during sex. I like that, a bullet is nice too. | |
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FrenchGuy said: NastradumasKid said: I can't do that!!!! Give it a try... I'm talking about sensual songs like "International Lover" or "Adore", "Do Me Baby", not nasty shit like 'Orgasm' When unless u want ur partner to leave the room (... and ur dick hard as selenium )Ummm Sir, I'm a girl. | |
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lotusflower said: I had a girl ones that Liked giving head, but when I wanted to 'kiss' her pussy, she wouldn't let me!
 Now I know some of you guys will be like 'THAT's GOOD!' But... I like eating pussy and was like GIRL wtf!Someone asked earlier why men like getting their banana sucked... Well I don't. Fellatios don't do shit for me. But from what I know, many guys are turned on by the submissive role and position the women have while doing it. The warmth of the mouth is a good sensation too (hey, what do u think Princeys singing about in 'Lets Pretend We're Married?' : "I wanna fuck the cum in your mouth "). And a good head giver ( ) should avoid too much saliva, for it becomes toot slippery in th mouth and therefore less sensations for the guy... And oh yeah, th teeth too
Signed : A blowjob hater but cunnilingus lover Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: lotusflower said: I had a girl ones that Liked giving head, but when I wanted to 'kiss' her pussy, she wouldn't let me!
Now I know some of you guys will be like 'THAT's GOOD!' But... I like eating pussy and was like GIRL wtf!Someone asked earlier why men like getting their banana sucked... Well I don't. Fellatios don't do shit for me. But from what I know, many guys are turned on by the submissive role and position the women have while doing it. The warmth of the mouth is a good sensation too (hey, what do u think Princeys singing about in 'Lets Pretend We're Married?' : "I wanna fuck the cum in your mouth "). And a good head giver ( ) should avoid too much saliva, for it becomes toot slippery in th mouth and therefore less sensations for the guy... And oh yeah, th teeth too
Signed : A blowjob hater but cunnilingus lover He said he wants to fuck the taste out of a girl's (or guy's) mouth, I always knew it was about oral sex, that and his song "Head" Oral sex is not for you I guess. | |
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FrenchGuy said: lotusflower said: I had a girl ones that Liked giving head, but when I wanted to 'kiss' her pussy, she wouldn't let me!
Now I know some of you guys will be like 'THAT's GOOD!' But... I like eating pussy and was like GIRL wtf!Someone asked earlier why men like getting their banana sucked... Well I don't. Fellatios don't do shit for me. But from what I know, many guys are turned on by the submissive role and position the women have while doing it. The warmth of the mouth is a good sensation too (hey, what do u think Princeys singing about in 'Lets Pretend We're Married?' : "I wanna fuck the cum in your mouth "). And a good head giver ( ) should avoid too much saliva, for it becomes toot slippery in th mouth and therefore less sensations for the guy... And oh yeah, th teeth too
Signed : A blowjob hater but cunnilingus lover Uhm, the line is "I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth…"  :fam:  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: FrenchGuy said: Someone asked earlier why men like getting their banana sucked... Well I don't. Fellatios don't do shit for me. But from what I know, many guys are turned on by the submissive role and position the women have while doing it. The warmth of the mouth is a good sensation too (hey, what do u think Princeys singing about in 'Lets Pretend We're Married?' : "I wanna fuck the cum in your mouth "). And a good head giver ( ) should avoid too much saliva, for it becomes toot slippery in th mouth and therefore less sensations for the guy... And oh yeah, th teeth too
Signed : A blowjob hater but cunnilingus lover Uhm, the line is "I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth…" :fam:  | |
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NastradumasKid said: FrenchGuy said: Give it a try... I'm talking about sensual songs like "International Lover" or "Adore", "Do Me Baby", not nasty shit like 'Orgasm' When unless u want ur partner to leave the room (... and ur dick hard as selenium )Ummm Sir, I'm a girl. what?? Nasty u!
okaaay, you're a young 18 yr-old girl uh? Well actually, I dont know if U have much experience in sex, but Princeys music in the background can be a booster, cause, unless you are real comfortable with your sex partna, having a familiar environement/noise/atmosphere will help U feel at ease... d I'm pretty sure u've already pictured urself doing whatever Princeys singing bout in his 'nasty' songs, like everyone of us
... Well put on "Insatiable", "shhhh", "Do me Baby", no bright light, close your eeys, let yourself go and enjoy the moment... If the 'thing' aint that great, picture urself doing it with his Purple Majesty, heheh Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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NastradumasKid said: sammij said: Uhm, the line is "I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth…" :fam:
great thread by the way 
horny as hell now though.  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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FrenchGuy said: NastradumasKid said: Ummm Sir, I'm a girl. what?? Nasty u!
okaaay, you're a young 18 yr-old girl uh? Well actually, I dont know if U have much experience in sex, but Princeys music in the background can be a booster, cause, unless you are real comfortable with your sex partna, having a familiar environement/noise/atmosphere will help U feel at ease... d I'm pretty sure u've already pictured urself doing whatever Princeys singing bout in his 'nasty' songs, like everyone of us
... Well put on "Insatiable", "shhhh", "Do me Baby", no bright light, close your eeys, let yourself go and enjoy the moment... If the 'thing' aint that great, picture urself doing it with his Purple Majesty, heheh 18 going on 19. Yes I have a sick, sexual mind, mind you, I've been a Prince fan since I was 8 years old. I have no sexual experiences. Picturing myself doing what Prince sang? Maybe, but I'm not fucking to any of his songs though, it's too weird, I just can't do it, and besides my boyfriend doesn't like Prince that much. Thank you for the advice though. | |
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sammij said: NastradumasKid said:
great thread by the way
horny as hell now though. Thanks and me too. | |
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paintedlady said: FrenchGuy said: Hi partna!
I remember the first time my ex did it to me... U know in the middle of intense stroking, all of a sudden U feel sumthing is shoved in ur ass... you're like... ... But it felt good though. Ive been addicted ever since. more guyz should try this (simulation of prostate involved here hehe) My guy will not let me get near his butthole. But he has rubbed mine's during sex. I like that, a bullet is nice too. lol, its not easy, because we guy see this as a 'gay' thing, and feel guilty if ever we actually happen to enjoy it... Sex relies a lot on confidence and being comfortable with your partner. U know U got it goin on well when U feel free to do whatever nasty is on your mind... If there are restrains, well U're not fully enjoyin it... hell, fuck him , why ask anyway? ... Do it the way my ex did it to me: Missionnary, the guy on your stomach, first U lay ur hands on his butt kinda massaging it, and once the bro is used to it it, some saliva on our finger, and "DOOOIIIENG"!! straight!! Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: paintedlady said: My guy will not let me get near his butthole. But he has rubbed mine's during sex. I like that, a bullet is nice too. lol, its not easy, because we guy see this as a 'gay' thing, and feel guilty if ever we actually happen to enjoy it... Sex relies a lot on confidence and being comfortable with your partner. U know U got it goin on well when U feel free to do whatever nasty is on your mind... If there are restrains, well U're not fully enjoyin it... hell, fuck him , why ask anyway? ... Do it the way my ex did it to me: Missionnary, the guy on your stomach, first U lay ur hands on his butt kinda massaging it, and once the bro is used to it it, some saliva on our finger, and "DOOOIIIENG"!! straight!! I feel almost as embarassed as MJ when it came to sex. You make it so nasty like a Zane book. | |
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