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PrintableNastradumasKid said: FrenchGuy said: The hell U dont know?? Do U like your pasta with grated cheese on it? or not?  you make it sound nasty. Well I've tried a metaphor so u'll get the picture...
So grated cheese or not? Still waiting... Hell... talking bout urself, do u keep ur pube hairy? Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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Superficial said: I totally love being used and fucking pounded within an inch of my life , I love a big cock in my mouth . I love it when a dude orders me to open my mouth
Jesus Im a great big dirty whore today No, that's just normal sex. | |
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JustErin said: Superficial said: I totally love being used and fucking pounded within an inch of my life , I love a big cock in my mouth . I love it when a dude orders me to open my mouth
Jesus Im a great big dirty whore today No, that's just normal sex. 
You freaks!! Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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FrenchGuy said: DesireeNevermind said: I love it when a guy gets tired after sex....makes me feel like I did a good job. Love wearing a muthafucka out! Then I slap them upside the head and say "round 3 bitch!!". Well, I don't really call them bitch but you know what I mean.
No wonder the thread is still goin on... Who else can be that sex driven/horny besides Prince's fans?
... Usually after sex I smack the girl on th ass-cheek and say "now, go get me a sandwich!" ... Actually it's a test: Some people say if U did your "job" right, she will go in the kitchen straight away and even better she'd be standing and walking like she's tipsy ... If she stay on the bed (or wherever U did) it cause she's tired, its even better.. But if she hesitates, get up slowly... Give it another try...
Just heard'em say, not my opinion...  Well, my first reaction would be...  "Did you just...?"
But yup, if you did "your job", I'll get up and give you a snack...  THEN I'll doze off...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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The title of this thread made me think of this song:
Surprised nobody else posted it.   RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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RenHoek said: DesireeNevermind said: that is easily the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life...  That person is the perfect candidate for a penile implant. How can you get any satisfaction with an organ that is that small?? Even masturbating would not do it.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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paintedlady said: FauxReal said: Shower sex is generally only useful during menstruation. Even then, I just prefer laying an old beach towel on the bed. Me too.... I just lay a towel, and I stop bleeding during sex usually. I guess it depends on the blood flow too for some women who tend to flow heavy and fart a lot. Which makes me ask the question: Have any of you ever farted during sex? Be honest. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I'm gonna have SEX!!!!! tonight after work.
 When  go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all  up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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DesireeNevermind said: I love it when a guy gets tired after sex....makes me feel like I did a good job. Love wearing a muthafucka out! Then I slap them upside the head and say "round 3 bitch!!". Well, I don't really call them bitch but you know what I mean.
Dolemite once said, "Good pussy puts a [N word snip - luv4u] to sleep!" When go 2 a Prince concert or related event it's all up in the house but when log onto this site and the miasma of bitchiness is completely overwhelming! | |
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HonestMan13 said: I'm gonna have SEX!!!!! tonight after work.
You lucky bastard!!!!!  | |
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psychodelicide said: paintedlady said: Me too.... I just lay a towel, and I stop bleeding during sex usually. I guess it depends on the blood flow too for some women who tend to flow heavy and fart a lot. Which makes me ask the question: Have any of you ever farted during sex? Be honest. YUP! And dude kept going!  
He made jokes after... called me a "bag of gas". I am glad it didn't stink up the room and he was doing me missionary style, because I would be mortified if we were doing it doggie style. | |
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FrenchGuy said: DesireeNevermind said: I love it when a guy gets tired after sex....makes me feel like I did a good job. Love wearing a muthafucka out! Then I slap them upside the head and say "round 3 bitch!!". Well, I don't really call them bitch but you know what I mean.
No wonder the thread is still goin on... Who else can be that sex driven/horny besides Prince's fans?
... Usually after sex I smack the girl on th ass-cheek and say "now, go get me a sandwich!" ... Actually it's a test: Some people say if U did your "job" right, she will go in the kitchen straight away and even better she'd be standing and walking like she's tipsy ... If she stay on the bed (or wherever U did) it cause she's tired, its even better.. But if she hesitates, get up slowly... Give it another try...
Just heard'em say, not my opinion... NOPE! Great sex is a mutual effort, so if we fuck the hell outta each other, we will pass the hell out. You'll know you fucked her well if she leaves the bed all wet and passes out. When I have sex, good or mediocre, don't ask me for shit. I put in WORK when I fuck and you'll be lucky to get a glass of water. Don't like it? ... no more pussy for you. NEXT! | |
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I like this party... I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand | |
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paintedlady said: psychodelicide said: Which makes me ask the question: Have any of you ever farted during sex? Be honest. YUP! And dude kept going!
He made jokes after... called me a "bag of gas". I am glad it didn't stink up the room and he was doing me missionary style, because I would be mortified if we were doing it doggie style. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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paintedlady said: psychodelicide said: Which makes me ask the question: Have any of you ever farted during sex? Be honest. YUP! And dude kept going!
He made jokes after... called me a "bag of gas". I am glad it didn't stink up the room and he was doing me missionary style, because I would be mortified if we were doing it doggie style. "bag of gas"? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: YUP! And dude kept going!
He made jokes after... called me a "bag of gas". I am glad it didn't stink up the room and he was doing me missionary style, because I would be mortified if we were doing it doggie style. "bag of gas"? That's what he said... but in my defense, it was a few queefs and only one fart.  | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: "bag of gas"? That's what he said... but in my defense, it was a few queefs and only one fart. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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FauxReal said: Lost? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: FauxReal said: Lost it? there... I fixed it for ya | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: Lost it? there... I fixed it for ya I guess so. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: there... I fixed it for ya I guess so.   | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: I guess so. 
orgnote surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said:
orgnote I can't believe this shit is still going on! | |
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NastradumasKid said: KidaDynamite said:
orgnote I can't believe this shit is still going on! It's sex....it'll go on forever if they wouldn't lock it. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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NastradumasKid said: How wants to start!!!!!?????
At my age that's all I ever do ....talk about sex - don't get started so can't finish.....thank god my vibrator is hooked up to the main grid!!!!! LOL "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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paintedlady said: psychodelicide said: Which makes me ask the question: Have any of you ever farted during sex? Be honest. YUP! And dude kept going!
He made jokes after... called me a "bag of gas". I am glad it didn't stink up the room and he was doing me missionary style, because I would be mortified if we were doing it doggie style. I've farted during him giving me oral( a nasty insidious sneaky fart that you think that you have got away with it but the smell creeps up and hit you like a sledgehammer!) ....oh yes there is a funny story....did not turn out well in the end..... "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: I've farted during him giving me oral( a nasty insidious sneaky fart that you think that you have got away with it but the smell creeps up and hit you like a sledgehammer!) ....oh yes there is a funny story....did not turn out well in the end.....
I can imagine what a moment of shame that must have been | |
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i didnt even have to look at the name and knew it was sandra with the crazy story. | |
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