So anyways, I've been crushing on this one Chinese guy for like the last 4 or 5 months

And no matter what my love life is like at any given time, I still find it oddly entertaining to be near him from time to time. I giggle I sometimes stare I laugh at myself


...it's really sad...I know. I know. But heh--I thought it to be harmless fun.


Anyways, today was staring at a temple that is actually built on the premises of my Uni--normally I don't pay much attention to it and I just walk by it on my way somewhere. But being that there's a city-wide curfew tonight, I can't go anywhere....So I just sat and watched it with the sun setting behind some of the buildings behind it. It was beautiful in it's own way.


But sundenly, I get this slight slap on my shoulder...I jump a tiny bit, and then realize .... It's him... The criminally sexy hottie.



Here's the problem. Even before I turned to see him....his touch sent shivers up my spine. It was like electricity. I swear to gawd, it was the oddest emotion I had experienced in a long time.

I said, "hey" which of course, he probably didn't understand, but he smiled at me as he walked by---you know that contagious and heart melting smile young men sometimes throw your way which both pleasures and hurts the soul.

As he walked by I smiled, then giggled....then got really annoyed.



I'm too old for this shit. So, I'm giving up my crush and going to devote my time to my artistic endeavors or one-off sexual encounters as need be. Seriously.... TOO. FUCKING. OLD.

oh


my


fucking


gawd.



He touched my shoulder!!!! I'm never washing it again!

TheVoid said:

You're never too old for a flirtation.

what does sundenly mean?

what the hell?

You should be CELEBRATING getting the tummy flutters. It sooooo rarely happens anymore. I forgot how lovely it sometimes is. It's nice to be reminded.

JerseyKRS said:

I think it's Thai, for tanned person

CarrieMpls said:

I got the tummy flutters last night, I went to the ladies room and was unexpectedly confronted with that kind of familiar looking person that you know you've always imagined so long they are almost real and my heart skipped a beat "I KNOW YOU!!!!" my mind screamed, my tummy fluttered and then I realised it was just a mirror!!!

ZombieKitten said:

That story ended better than I was expecting!

I don't think you folks know how easily distracted I am when I'm like this.


I hate it....REALLY



I'll go for a jogg, and on my way to the track, pass by a hair salon, and then for the next hour or two I'm getting hair did while the calories linger on.


Distractions are NOT good.




I'm resisting the urg to touch the part of my shirt that he touched in a ceremonious voodoo style ritual.

mcmeekle said:

mcmeekle said:

Can you please look at my thread in the Artist forum and see if it might get me placed in your signature?

TheVoid said:

I need to get my hair done, I'm thinking like this (though not BLONDE of course)

TheVoid said:

sure thing!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

You know what.
You'd really look good with that haircut, but as a strawberry blonde.

TheVoid said:

haha, there is no way you are tricking me to go ginger

anyway, I am never going to dye my hair, I am going to go salt and pepper or whatever George Clooney calls it NATURALLY

TheVoid said:

Let's all hope he does not touch you anywhere else.....

MrsMdiver said:

I'm going to be completely honest.


If he were inclined that way, I'd let him do whatever he wanted, legal or not to me.... He's just that fine.

TheVoid said:

I know it well, but I'm sorry to say you'll never be too old. You'll just have one more ache than usual when you get old.

TheVoid said:

no you wouldn't

Genesia said:

exactly.

TheVoid said:

I've felt this recently too, it's a feeling out.of.this.world!!!

missfee said:

just be careful!!!

vivid said:

You're cute.
I'd probably never wash myself after you touched me either.

ZombieKitten said:

OMG!!!!! It's just flirting, who said anything about sleeping with anyone????

missfee said:

is this gonna be on the test???

TheVoid said:

That does not surprise me.

dan, you sound like you are jealous of yourself. *one eye flutters sorta like o_O.

Zombie, you are a riot! and a hoot!