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Thread started 03/30/10 1:12pm

PurpleJedi

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Why Detroit Autos suck

Seriously...why don't they learn their lessons?

Over a DECADE ago there was (supposedly) a "push" from Detroit automakers to catch up with Japan when it comes to turning their concept cars into production vehicles.

The Japanese have proven that with less time & redesign, they could churn out street-ready cars from their fancy concepts.

Americans were/are notorious for producing heart-stopping concept cars that generate alot of excitement then either fail to be produced or take so long to be produced with so many redesigns that they cease to be relevant.

Now, after lagging behind on the electic vehicle for far too long, GM wowed us with their promised Chevy Volt.



Look at that baby! The excitement it generated was enormous.

Then, of course, the pencil-pushers get their hands in the mix, and the car goes through redesigns for production.


sigh ...and what we will actually be able to buy is something like this;



Are you f*king serious? The first Toyota Prius from a DECADE ago was more exciting to look at than that lemon! I mean, really.

disbelief

Why, Detroit...why????
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Reply #1 posted 03/30/10 1:15pm

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The first car I bought with my own money was a 1982 Buick Skyhawk. I got rid of it in 1985...and haven't driven an American-made car since (unless you count two Hondas that were built in Ohio).
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Reply #2 posted 03/30/10 1:24pm

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I love my 2008 Ford Mustang convertible and will put it up against any car on the road.
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Reply #3 posted 03/30/10 1:28pm

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Genesia said:

The first car I bought with my own money was a 1982 Buick Skyhawk. I got rid of it in 1985...and haven't driven an American-made car since (unless you count two Hondas that were built in Ohio).


hmmm

However, the Buick Skylark was based on the same platform as the Pontiac Grand Am and was a fairly decent car. My first boss had one and it drove great.

You just got the wrong bird.

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Reply #4 posted 03/30/10 1:30pm

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PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

The first car I bought with my own money was a 1982 Buick Skyhawk. I got rid of it in 1985...and haven't driven an American-made car since (unless you count two Hondas that were built in Ohio).


hmmm

However, the Buick Skylark was based on the same platform as the Pontiac Grand Am and was a fairly decent car. My first boss had one and it drove great.

You just got the wrong bird.

wink


Okay, did you ever look at a 1982 Skylark? ill lol

I got rid of it in 1985 because I've never had a car longer than three years.
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Reply #5 posted 03/30/10 1:31pm

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RodeoSchro said:

I love my 2008 Ford Mustang convertible and will put it up against any car on the road.


Mustang.... drooling

That's my dream car... a '67 or '69 Mustang...preferably a convertible!!!
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Reply #6 posted 03/30/10 1:34pm

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Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:



hmmm

However, the Buick Skylark was based on the same platform as the Pontiac Grand Am and was a fairly decent car. My first boss had one and it drove great.

You just got the wrong bird.

wink


Okay, did you ever look at a 1982 Skylark? ill lol

I got rid of it in 1985 because I've never had a car longer than three years.


lol

Well...I did preface my thread by bitchin' about STYLING from Detroit...!

I mean, my first car was an '88 Grand Am and I loved it. The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!
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Reply #7 posted 03/30/10 1:35pm

Genesia

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PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:



Okay, did you ever look at a 1982 Skylark? ill lol

I got rid of it in 1985 because I've never had a car longer than three years.


lol

Well...I did preface my thread by bitchin' about STYLING from Detroit...!

I mean, my first car was an '88 Grand Am and I loved it. The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!


This is what I'm sayin'! lol

The Grand Am was a nice-looking car back in the day. nod
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Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:



lol

Well...I did preface my thread by bitchin' about STYLING from Detroit...!

I mean, my first car was an '88 Grand Am and I loved it. The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!


This is what I'm sayin'! lol

The Grand Am was a nice-looking car back in the day. nod


sigh

I miss that car...oh the memories!!!
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Reply #9 posted 03/30/10 1:39pm

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Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:



lol

Well...I did preface my thread by bitchin' about STYLING from Detroit...!

I mean, my first car was an '88 Grand Am and I loved it. The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!


This is what I'm sayin'! lol

The Grand Am was a nice-looking car back in the day. nod




grand ams were decent looking cars....but they were uber shitty...like mega uber
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Reply #10 posted 03/30/10 1:43pm

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The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!





Buick GNX...later known as the Grand national....same body as the skylark...hardly looks like an old man car to me....

all the cars that were built on this body...the cutlass, the monte carlo, grand prix, skylark; we're all good looking, imo...
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Reply #11 posted 03/30/10 1:46pm

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Reply #12 posted 03/30/10 1:47pm

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OK, enough berating my precious Grand Am!!! stfu

Back to the topic...

...consider the latest generation of Prius and the soon-to-be-available Nissan Leaf;





Does that crappy production-version Volt have ANY chance of making it???
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Reply #13 posted 03/30/10 1:48pm

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PurpleJedi said:

RodeoSchro said:

I love my 2008 Ford Mustang convertible and will put it up against any car on the road.


Mustang.... drooling

That's my dream car... a '67 or '69 Mustang...preferably a convertible!!!


I want a '70 Mustang Boss 302 but seriously, the new Mustangs are so perfect that maybe a 2010 Shelby would be more fun.
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Reply #14 posted 03/30/10 1:49pm

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thejason said:

PurpleJedi said:

The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!





Buick GNX...later known as the Grand national....same body as the skylark...hardly looks like an old man car to me....

all the cars that were built on this body...the cutlass, the monte carlo, grand prix, skylark; we're all good looking, imo...


Def a 'guido' car 4 sure!

lol
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Reply #15 posted 03/30/10 1:51pm

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RodeoSchro said:

PurpleJedi said:



Mustang.... drooling

That's my dream car... a '67 or '69 Mustang...preferably a convertible!!!


I want a '70 Mustang Boss 302 but seriously, the new Mustangs are so perfect that maybe a 2010 Shelby would be more fun.


nod Yeah, the new ones are cool.

Aren't you glad Ford never switched the Mustang to the Probe platform?
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Reply #16 posted 03/30/10 2:04pm

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thejason said:

PurpleJedi said:

The Skylark was the "old man's car" and it definitely looked it!





Buick GNX...later known as the Grand national....same body as the skylark...hardly looks like an old man car to me....

all the cars that were built on this body...the cutlass, the monte carlo, grand prix, skylark; we're all good looking, imo...


That is not a Buick Skylark. It is a Regal. I'd know those opera windows anywhere. The GNX/Grand National was built on the Regal platform.

My mom drove one. Black with a vinyl landau roof and a burgundy interior.

(My dad was in the car business. We always got the new models the second they came out.)
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Reply #17 posted 03/30/10 2:07pm

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Genesia said:

thejason said:






Buick GNX...later known as the Grand national....same body as the skylark...hardly looks like an old man car to me....

all the cars that were built on this body...the cutlass, the monte carlo, grand prix, skylark; we're all good looking, imo...


That is not a Buick Skylark. It is a Regal. I'd know those opera windows anywhere. The GNX/Grand National was built on the Regal platform.

My mom drove one. Black with a vinyl landau roof and a burgundy interior.

(My dad was in the car business. We always got the new models the second they came out.)



yeah...regal...my bad

skylarks were ugly...biggrin
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Reply #18 posted 03/30/10 4:16pm

Mach

I just got back from a trip to Detroit/Rochester


I don't care ... I will always Love Detroit heart
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Reply #19 posted 03/30/10 5:26pm

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Mach said:

I just got back from a trip to Detroit/Rochester


I don't care ... I will always Love Detroit heart


lol

Detroit doesn't suck...their design teams do.
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Reply #20 posted 03/30/10 6:45pm

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My understanding is that the original Volt concept was toned down everywhere it could to provide a low cost point and increased highway mileage.

The electric Cadillac is supposed to be closer to the original Concept design.

That said...


You are DEAD RIGHT on Detroit putting out sweet ass concept cars. The HY-Wire had be DROOLING for a Hydrogen fuel cell. That was so long ago.....
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Mars23 said:[quote]

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Yuck
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Reply #22 posted 03/31/10 12:23am

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paintsprayer said:[quote]

Mars23 said:

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Yuck


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Reply #23 posted 03/31/10 12:17pm

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MajesticOne89 said:

paintsprayer said:




Yuck


co-sign


omfg

hrmph
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Reply #24 posted 03/31/10 10:59pm

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PurpleJedi said:

MajesticOne89 said:



co-sign


omfg

hrmph


I'm a mustang guy lol
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Reply #25 posted 04/01/10 5:13am

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MajesticOne89 said:

PurpleJedi said:



omfg

hrmph


I'm a mustang guy lol



yuck
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Reply #26 posted 04/01/10 5:41am

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It's wierd.


American cars normally can't do 'flashy' like Italian or Japanese, nor 'understated elegance' like the Germans.


It's like the big-5 didn't bother getting artists into the act.



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Reply #27 posted 04/03/10 3:29am

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TheVoid said:





They need Steve Jobs.



yuck

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