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Thread started 04/02/10 8:23am

funkpill

Walking Up To A Department Store's Fabric Counter

The pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk.
"That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face,
the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill." confused

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Reply #1 posted 04/02/10 8:32am

Serious

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Good joke

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Reply #2 posted 04/02/10 8:55am

Nothinbutjoy

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Heh heh!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

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I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #3 posted 04/02/10 6:38pm

BellBeautyinsi de	Yeah, in that case I would let Grandpa pay the bill!! Happy Friday and enjoy a wonderful weekend, Funkpill
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Reply #4 posted 04/02/10 6:46pm

Acrylic

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ACRYLIC batting eyes

I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.

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Reply #5 posted 04/02/10 6:52pm