I was thinking about a product I posted and I wish I could make a commercial that spoke the truth about what it does disregarding all political correctness.

I mean if people saw ads that were really blunt and honest I think more people would see what offends other noses and practice better hygiene .... I would only focus on BO because its a pet peeve of mine.

I would write my ads as follows....

Do your big tits smell like your armpits after running a marathon, even after you just washed your ass?
Do your feet smell like a finely aged Parmesan?
Are you overweight and want to keep the pouch of your belly from smelling like an old gym locker?
Are you interested in making sure your neck doesn't smell like earwax?

Do your kids smell like dirt? Are their little asses itchy?
Does the man in your life suffer from sulfuric ballsack? Does he have an itchy ass too?

Well freshen the ENTIRE family with Lemisol!
It not only cleanses, but it also helps to keep moisture at bay...

also good for oily skin and prevents bacne and smooths a pimply ass!

http://www.bluebeez.com/5...tion_4_oz.

I think more people would buy it....

seriously though... spring is here and folks are folks sport ripe butts at times.

What ads would you create for a product?
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Whatever happened to good old soap and water?

I'm done.

Genesia said:

Some soaps don't do enough since they are more for moisturizing....

and I'm talking about folks who just smell stronger than most. *cough*

but that's just one product... if you had something you wish more people used how would you sell it to others?

please take one.... because your breath is making my eyes water.

paintedlady said:

I know this one girl; I've known her for years, and she was actually a roomate for awhile (which ended quickly). ... Oh lawd, she was RANK.

Myself personally, I take 2 showers a day. One in the morning, one in the late afternoon/night. Soaps, lotions, smell-goods of all sorts...

SHE on the other hand, takes a shower MAYBE once a week, and washes her clothes about once a month. She is also severely overweight, so there is plenty of nooks 'n crannies to be STANKIN'.

My best friend will come over, and if said girl was here, she'll go, "Oh... Brittany came over today?" It's RIDICULOUS, and I don't know how people can let themselves get like that.

Acrylic said:

awww hell no... that poor girl needs to be taught how to take better care of herself.

The perfect finish to the shit sandwich you just ate.

I don't know about ads, but every product in this thread could be called "Get the Funk Out."

Genesia said:

You won't miss him anymore.

Genesia said:

I'm telling you BO is a pet peeve of mine.

What about stuff you like?

I write selling copy for a living. I don't do it in my spare time.

There doesn't even need to be a statement.

If you want to that ol' queasy feeling in your tummy try...



The Bic Mac... a new lower price, same nasty look!

Genesia said:

Acrylic said:

Or...

Acrylic said:

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Hate screaming kids at the grocery store?




Just add water and aim... a safe non toxic solution to that ear ache.

paintedlady said:

Threatening to "pull this car over" no longer works?





Because you really shouldn't have to count to anything.

johnart said:

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Acrylic said:

LMAO!

Acrylic said:

Omg! Those are great

fake ad i wrote for a fake movie version of "christmas carol" in the weird live variety show with puppets and a drag queen host that i co-write:

the editing was not great. we got a new editor for our upcoming show.

but...

two others we did in an earlier show:

cborgman said:

"The ghost of You should have learned your lesson the first damn time!"

cborgman said:

Yuck. I prefer this one to the ghost one.

johnart said:

the next one we are doing is "The Sound of Vodka" a fake trailer for a Vodka Stinger remake of the sound of music.

it's scripted better. we are learning as we go.