cborgman said:

Ohhhh you're mean!

and we got an animator who uses flash, and are doing a 45 second "Celeb-u-babies" cartoon. which is like muppet baby with Vodka, Loni Anderson, Margot Kidder, and Phlicia Rashad. we are laying down the vocals this weekend. i'm playing magort kidder, who is like the baby animal.

hopefull it will work.

paintedlady said:[quote]cborgman said:[quote]two others we did in an earlier show:



Nice legs

paintedlady said:

it is a very naughty drag queen and puppet show. we do really weird songs like this one:



and funny reinterpretaitons of songs into sill broadway, like "thriller" and such. i am trying to talk the guy who plays vodka stinger into doing "bust your windows" b'way style.

it's a bit like a very gay version of pee-wee's playhouse on crack.

paintedlady said:[quote]paintedlady said:[quote]

cborgman said:

those are vodka's.



i'll tell him you said so this weekend.

cborgman said:[quote]paintedlady said:[quote]

paintedlady said:

I can't get over the squat-n-drop.

paintedlady said:

damn it, it's a cheap, lowbrow joke, but it does seem to work. there was a third one, but the video file corrupted. the husband's line was "It looks like a BLOODY CRIME SCENE IN HERE!"

there is no shame in my quest for a laugh.

Got company coming over for Easter dinner? Well any proper host should always keep the Lysol handy.



A necessity for toilet seats and other things visitors put their bare asses on.

cborgman said:

Its so wrong its great.

cborgman said:

Perfect description! That's a creepy song... twisted and funny. It also reminds me of shows like the Honeymooners meets Hitchcock. Classic.

paintedlady said:

we did it with this puppet:

cborgman said:

Crack muppet... its the eyes.

paintedlady said:

deliberate. he's got "marty feldman eyes"

cborgman said:

Is he that dude that played Igor in the movie "Young Frankenstein?" Because that's the image I got when I saw that muppet.

paintedlady said:

that's marty.

cborgman said:

I love that movie... and your muppet is Marty and cookie monster's love child.

paintedlady said:

he speaks in a very broken english muppet monster way like cookie monster. real goofy voice.

i also have randy who was made at the muppet whatnot workshop at FAO Schwartz. he has this real peter brady voice-breaking voice and is hyperactive. we have all kinds of puppets: rod, sock, black, white, animals, monsters, george w. bush, an old jazz man, homeless bag puppets, a cockroach that lives in the closet, mariah carey, and so on. it's a twisted show.

cborgman said:

sounds like a great cast... one a sicko like me would appreciate.

I miss FAO Scwartz.