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So I Watched "Clerks" For The 1st Time..... "Snowballing"
I don't remember laughing so damn hard and getting annoyed at the same time over a movie in a long time | |
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Mach said: I'll never look @ #37 in the same light ever again | |
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it is a great movie. the dialogue really makes up for a lot Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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snoochie boochies a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. | |
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Harlepolis said: Mach said: I'll never look @ #37 in the same light ever again 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! | |
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Mach said: Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
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cborgman said: it is a great movie. the dialogue really makes up for a lot
The dialogue is so great that, for me, it ruined other independent films that have characters saying fake-sounding stuff (or hardly a damn thing at all) by comparison. | |
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ah, welcome to the Kevin Smith fanclub.
I too am a member. http://www.facebook.com/p...111?ref=ts
y'all gone keep messin' around wit me and turn me back to the old me...... | |
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Cinnie said: cborgman said: it is a great movie. the dialogue really makes up for a lot
The dialogue is so great that, for me, it ruined other independent films that have characters saying fake-sounding stuff (or hardly a damn thing at all) by comparison. Thats what I thought too. Being a sucka for indie movies myself, this is an indie movie fan's wet dream And it did ruin alot of indie movies I enjoyed appear more pretentious. I could def see myself watching this film over & over again.... | |
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Ex-Moderator | ButterscotchPimp said: ah, welcome to the Kevin Smith fanclub.
I too am a member. Me too! |
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Stax said: Mach said: Yeah. Silent Bob, your a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal.
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Harlepolis said: Cinnie said: The dialogue is so great that, for me, it ruined other independent films that have characters saying fake-sounding stuff (or hardly a damn thing at all) by comparison. Thats what I thought too. Being a sucka for indie movies myself, this is an indie movie fan's wet dream And it did ruin alot of indie movies I enjoyed appear more pretentious. I could def see myself watching this film over & over again.... you should watch the others. mallrats is meh, but it has a lot of fans. chasing amy is great. dogma is really good. j&sb strike back is hilarious but don't expect anything but a silly WB style cartoon. clerks 2 is probably his best film. the non-jay&sb movies are hit or miss. jersey girl was okay, zach and miri is wonderful, copout was meh. [Edited 4/16/10 7:29am] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I haven't watched a lot of those in a long time. | |
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cborgman said: Harlepolis said: Thats what I thought too. Being a sucka for indie movies myself, this is an indie movie fan's wet dream And it did ruin alot of indie movies I enjoyed appear more pretentious. I could def see myself watching this film over & over again.... you should watch the others. mallrats is meh, but it has a lot of fans. chasing amy is great. dogma is really good. j&sb strike back is hilarious but don't expect anything but a silly WB style cartoon. clerks 2 is probably his best film. the non-jay&sb movies are hit or miss. jersey girl was okay, zach and miri is wonderful, copout was meh. [Edited 4/16/10 7:29am] Thanx I saw a clip of Zach & Miri and thought it was a Judd Apatow film. I'm really curious about the Clerks sequel, and the thing that makes me even more partial toward it is Rosario Dawson. I'm curious about Dogma although I'm not sure what to make of it, is it a sci-fi parody movie? | |
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CarrieMpls said: ButterscotchPimp said: ah, welcome to the Kevin Smith fanclub.
I too am a member. Me too! Make that three. "There's alot of fine looking women in this world, but not all of them bring you lasagna to work" | |
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Harlepolis said: cborgman said: you should watch the others. mallrats is meh, but it has a lot of fans. chasing amy is great. dogma is really good. j&sb strike back is hilarious but don't expect anything but a silly WB style cartoon. clerks 2 is probably his best film. the non-jay&sb movies are hit or miss. jersey girl was okay, zach and miri is wonderful, copout was meh. [Edited 4/16/10 7:29am] Thanx I saw a clip of Zach & Miri and thought it was a Judd Apatow film. I'm really curious about the Clerks sequel, and the thing that makes me even more partial toward it is Rosario Dawson. I'm curious about Dogma although I'm not sure what to make of it, is it a sci-fi parody movie? Clerks II was very underrated. I loved it. Zach and Miri is hillarious. And no, Dogma is not a scifi parody. Actually it's his take on Catholicism. Absolutely brilliant film, that takes a few times to watch to fully appreciate. [Edited 4/16/10 7:48am] | |
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Harlepolis said: cborgman said: you should watch the others. mallrats is meh, but it has a lot of fans. chasing amy is great. dogma is really good. j&sb strike back is hilarious but don't expect anything but a silly WB style cartoon. clerks 2 is probably his best film. the non-jay&sb movies are hit or miss. jersey girl was okay, zach and miri is wonderful, copout was meh. [Edited 4/16/10 7:29am] Thanx I saw a clip of Zach & Miri and thought it was a Judd Apatow film. I'm really curious about the Clerks sequel, and the thing that makes me even more partial toward it is Rosario Dawson. I'm curious about Dogma although I'm not sure what to make of it, is it a sci-fi parody movie? watch clerks 2 next. it is FANTASTIC. one of the funniest movies i have ever seen. there is one scene that you as a film buff will get immediatly, and di e laughing. rosario is delicious, and her character becky is easily the single greatest female character in a smith movie. the dialogue is sheer perfection, and it really was a breakthrough in his direction. randall, dante, jay and sb are all at their best, the secondary characters are a riot, wanda sykes kills in her cameo, one of a few really good ones, and the donkey show is one of the funniest things i have ever seen onscreen. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Mach said: Harlepolis said: I'll never look @ #37 in the same light ever again 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! in a row? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Cinnie said: cborgman said: it is a great movie. the dialogue really makes up for a lot
The dialogue is so great that, for me, it ruined other independent films that have characters saying fake-sounding stuff (or hardly a damn thing at all) by comparison. absolutely. i love his dialogue. it makes up for a lot of his direction. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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NewPowerToad said: Harlepolis said: Thanx I saw a clip of Zach & Miri and thought it was a Judd Apatow film. I'm really curious about the Clerks sequel, and the thing that makes me even more partial toward it is Rosario Dawson. I'm curious about Dogma although I'm not sure what to make of it, is it a sci-fi parody movie? Clerks II was very underrated. I loved it. Zach and Miri is hillarious. And no, Dogma is not a scifi parody. Actually it's his take on Catholicism. Absolutely brilliant film, that takes a few times to watch to fully appreciate. [Edited 4/16/10 7:48am] Dogma I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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NewPowerToad said: Harlepolis said: Thanx I saw a clip of Zach & Miri and thought it was a Judd Apatow film. I'm really curious about the Clerks sequel, and the thing that makes me even more partial toward it is Rosario Dawson. I'm curious about Dogma although I'm not sure what to make of it, is it a sci-fi parody movie? Clerks II was very underrated. I loved it. Zach and Miri is hillarious. And no, Dogma is not a scifi parody. Actually it's his take on Catholicism. Absolutely brilliant film, that takes a few times to watch to fully appreciate. [Edited 4/16/10 7:48am] I remember him talking about being hounded with death threats and serious backlash for "talking about Jesus" in one of his movies(from the infamous "Prince" story). I didn't know that it was Dogma,,,now it makes sense. Its pitiful that I didn't really know much about the man except for his "conversations with.." series. [Edited 4/16/10 8:56am] | |
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Try not to suck any dicks on the way to your car! Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Kevin smith is hit and miss for me (as of late, almost entirely miss, but I didn't mind Zack and Miri)..
With that said, I think Clerks has held up and will hold up better than any of his films, it's amazing the legacy that film has left considering the budget that made it. Dogma was an interesting film but I'm not sure I "liked" it. It probably sits firmly in the 6/10 range for me. Clerks II I never saw. I assumed it would feel a lot like Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which I disliked, so I never gave it a chance. "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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LOVE Kevin Smith's work.
You should check out the Clerks Uncensored animated series. It was short...but sweet. | |
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this is such a classic movie I love it !! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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One of the funniest movies of all time...
Randal and Jay are killer I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'ma fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! Yo, what the fuck you lookin' at, I'll kick your fuckin' ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin' tonight, we're gonna rip off this fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the motherfucker's bag. Hey, what's up baby? What's up, sluts? [Edited 4/16/10 14:43pm] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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savoirfaire said: Dogma was an interesting film but I'm not sure I "liked" it. It probably sits firmly in the 6/10 range for me.
Really? I LOVED Dogma. Found it totally hilarious and thoroughly enjoyable. The cast was stellar! Ben and Matt were awesome as the angels, Chris Rock was bitingly funny as the Lost Disciple, and George Carlin? Are you kidding me? Carlin was PRICELESS. Also, Salma Hayek is a stripper. And Alan Whatshisface as the Voice of God? Fantastic. | |
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PunkMistress said: savoirfaire said: Dogma was an interesting film but I'm not sure I "liked" it. It probably sits firmly in the 6/10 range for me.
Really? I LOVED Dogma. Found it totally hilarious and thoroughly enjoyable. The cast was stellar! Ben and Matt were awesome as the angels, Chris Rock was bitingly funny as the Lost Disciple, and George Carlin? Are you kidding me? Carlin was PRICELESS. Also, Salma Hayek is a stripper. And Alan Whatshisface as the Voice of God? Fantastic. George Carlin is in the FILM? Its a DONE DEAL. | |
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