sign #1 i'm getting old I go to pick up my phone and wonder why it's not flipping. I picked up my fucking mp3 player Viejo indeed!!!
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and if any one of youse mugs say "Gettin"??? it's curtains ya heah curtains...

I have often either tried 2 make a phone call with the TV remote or tried 2 flick channels with the phone!!!!

I've lost my glasses while wearing them and have also been on these forums with my phone and panicked when I realized my phone wasn't in my pocket, thinking I lost it.

Getting?

I've answered the remote a few times.
I've looked for my phone... that I was holding in my hand.
I've put things in the fridge... that don't go in the fridge.

Old or insane... I'm one of the two.

Vendetta1 said:

lol curtains.... im tellin ya

IAintTheOne said:

Yesterday I spent many hrs with my home peeps in Michigan


I have FAR less silver/grey hairs them them mofos

Acrylic said:

One of those people, huh? Put the peanut butter in the fridge so it tears the shit out of the next person's bread...

yeah...i do stuff like this daily.

i call my cat my sons name..& vice versa.

I go downstairs to the pantry & forget what i went in to get.

FauxReal said:

That, or like... house keys.

You know that your getting old when, you tell the person who is in the room with you, to "STOP SNORING", then you realize that it was you, all along.

Acrylic said:

I'm never coming to your place for a sandwich.

I don't give a damn what anyone thinks about me and will say exactly what's on my mind and fuck who don't like it.

SCNDLS said:

Yes indeed, chile. But that's the privilege of being old!

Shyra said:

I remember when my grandma used to come out the bag on folks my Mom would be clutching her pearls while I'd be instigatin' and eggin' her on.
"You know Granny, Aunt Bev was talking shit about your mac an' cheese. We can't have that now can we????"

SCNDLS said:

Reminds me of the time my best girlfriend told me how she was first meeting her future grandmother-in-law. First thing out the old lady's mouth was, "So. You gave up the pussy yet, honey?"

Shyra said:

Now, that's just lovely

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bboy87 said:

Love that gif!