I usually find her incredibly annoying, but today she was all right. I loved her stories, and the threeway with Rob Lowe sounded like it could have been fun (I wish she could actually remember some details). Seems Rob enjoys the threeways where there's another dude present. That's kinda hot.

I usually find her incredibly annoying, but today she was all right.

I've read numerous accounts from women who have been with Mick and I've never heard one of them ever say something like that about him.

I wish I'd heard this. She totally entertains me, in the wrongest, most mind-rotting sort of way.

Howard said he heard that she wanted to bang Simon Cowell. Janice said she does...She said that she put her hand on his ass and it was kind of flabby.

Howard asked Janice if she likes her ass eaten. She said that she will do that to a man. Howard said that George (Takei* - the show's "announcer") has done it to a man too. Howard said George did say that you do smell ass. Janice said that she has to have visited a brewery before doing something like that.

Howard asked if Mick Jagger had a small penis. Janice said that it was as small as an infant's penis. Howard asked if she was serious. She said that she was and he pads it all down there when he's on stage. She said that Sylvester (Stallone) is big. Liam Neeson is big too. She said it was like a soda bottle fell out of his pants. She said she freaked out when she saw it. Howard asked if it grew to a bigger size when he got hard. She said it was huge. Howard asked if the sex is better when it's that big. She said it's not. She said you don't want to get hurt by it.

Howard asked Janice if she stuck her tongue in Sylvester Stallone's ass. She said she probably did but she doesn't remember.

Janice got wild and wooly on Stern, this morning. Is majorly bitter about the way Mick dumped her, so I'd take what she says with a big grain o' salt. Says she did Lowe and his (male) friend in the '80s. Got very graphic about a number of celebrities and her encounters with them. Says Escobar named buildings after her.

That, Janice - she's so demure.

P.S. They played her a Stern Show interview clip where Stallone denied he shot her up with steroids, but said that he might have put his fist into her. Said his self-esteem must've been incredibly low for him to have had a relationship with Janice. Despite all this, JD says she would still throw him a fuck.

Ace said:

I saw her on a show a while ago chatting bout 'Jagger was the best of the best lover, bar none"

it was hillarious!
I love george takei! he's so awesome! he loves his brader!

Shorty said:

George.

OMG, I laughed my ass off yesterday when George clarified that he did Brad up the ass and Fred played George's "YEAHHH!!!".

Efan said:

I love her.

I could listen to her all day.

Her and cort luv.

Ace said:

oh my!
I didn't hear much of it today....did george ever ask brad if he'd ever been with a woman?

Neophyte said:

well...she was talking about someone else who had a very large penis and she said they were not good so...maybe it goes to show ya that size really doesn't matter. or that too much of a good thing...isn't a good thing at all.