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DesireeNevermind said: I wonder how that fight started?
Customer Rep: "Number 32?.....NUMBER 32!" Bitch1 and Bitch2 both walk up to the counter. Bitch1: "Um scuse me bitch but I'm next!" Bitch2: "Who you callin' a bitch....bitch? With them Payless loafers!" Bitch1: "Oh hell nah!" Bitch2: "Oh hell yes....get out my way!" then the testosterone reserves kick in. ManBitch1: "Keep talkin'...this here is east side nucca...I'm a fuck you up!" ManBitch2: "Fuck you nucca you aint hard....aint nuthin but space and opportunity...wassup?!"     
Security guard1: "This fight is better than the one at the club last night" Security guard2: "  What club? Damn...dude you're gay?"
Security guard1: "  ALRIGHT YOU TWO QUEERS BREAK IT UP!"
A feeble attempt at resolution results in the biggest baddest welfare vogue dance off to ever appear on youtube. Plus one gay dude aint gonna get his food stamps. His momma gonna be pissed! Customer Rep: "Number 33?.....NUMBER 33!"  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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DesireeNevermind said: I wonder how that fight started?
Customer Rep: "Number 32?.....NUMBER 32!" Bitch1 and Bitch2 both walk up to the counter. Bitch1: "Um scuse me bitch but I'm next!" Bitch2: "Who you callin' a bitch....bitch? With them Payless loafers!" Bitch1: "Oh hell nah!" Bitch2: "Oh hell yes....get out my way!" then the testosterone reserves kick in. ManBitch1: "Keep talkin'...this here is east side nucca...I'm a fuck you up!" ManBitch2: "Fuck you nucca you aint hard....aint nuthin but space and opportunity...wassup?!"
Security guard1: "This fight is better than the one at the club last night" Security guard2: " What club? Damn...dude you're gay?"
Security guard1: " ALRIGHT YOU TWO QUEERS BREAK IT UP!"
A feeble attempt at resolution results in the biggest baddest welfare vogue dance off to ever appear on youtube. Plus one gay dude aint gonna get his food stamps. His momma gonna be pissed! Customer Rep: "Number 33?.....NUMBER 33!" you're always here when i need a good laugh. 
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DesireeNevermind said: I wonder how that fight started?
Customer Rep: "Number 32?.....NUMBER 32!" Bitch1 and Bitch2 both walk up to the counter. Bitch1: "Um scuse me bitch but I'm next!" Bitch2: "Who you callin' a bitch....bitch? With them Payless loafers!" Bitch1: "Oh hell nah!" Bitch2: "Oh hell yes....get out my way!" then the testosterone reserves kick in. ManBitch1: "Keep talkin'...this here is east side nucca...I'm a fuck you up!" ManBitch2: "Fuck you nucca you aint hard....aint nuthin but space and opportunity...wassup?!"
Security guard1: "This fight is better than the one at the club last night" Security guard2: " What club? Damn...dude you're gay?"
Security guard1: " ALRIGHT YOU TWO QUEERS BREAK IT UP!"
A feeble attempt at resolution results in the biggest baddest welfare vogue dance off to ever appear on youtube. Plus one gay dude aint gonna get his food stamps. His momma gonna be pissed! Customer Rep: "Number 33?.....NUMBER 33!" damn you made me laugh hilarious and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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