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Three Women Are About To Be Executed One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blond shouts, "fire!!"  | |
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 Thank God I am a brunette who dies her hair red  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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Serious said: First
Thank God I am a brunette who dies her hair red Me too! Happy weekend!  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: Serious said: First
Thank God I am a brunette who dies her hair red Me too! Happy weekend! 
Happy weekend everybody! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday! Funkpill 
Enjoy a great weekend everyone! | |
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funkpill said: One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blond shouts, "fire!!" Was the blond Lacey Von Erich by any chance?!? | |
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TonyVanDam said: Was the blond Lacey Von Erich by any chance?!? Naw, it was Ann Coulter. "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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[Edited 3/26/10 18:28pm] [Edited 3/27/10 18:09pm] | |
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 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: TonyVanDam said: Was the blond Lacey Von Erich by any chance?!? Naw, it was Ann Coulter. If only we were so lucky. 
Funny joke btw! | |
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I don't get it..... | |
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funkpill said: One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The blond shouts, "fire!!" I was a blonde at birth 
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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missmad said: I don't get it.....
orgnote seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: missmad said: I don't get it.....
orgnote thanks hun. | |
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OnlyNDaUsa said: TonyVanDam said: Was the blond Lacey Von Erich by any chance?!? Naw, it was Ann Coulter.
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: OnlyNDaUsa said: Naw, it was Ann Coulter.
Was THAT^ Photoshop? | |
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TonyVanDam said: noimageatall said:
Was THAT^ Photoshop? I am sure it is, I doubt het body is that nice "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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