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Calif. shoplifters get prison after bragging on TV

SAN DIEGO — A Southern California couple who bragged on the "Dr. Phil" show about making $100,000 by selling shoplifted toys on eBay was sentenced Monday to federal prison.

.U.S. District Court Judge Irma Gonzalez sentenced Matthew Eaton, 34, of San Marcos to 27 months in prison, while his wife, Laura Eaton, 27, was sentenced to a year.

Both pleaded guilty to conspiracy to transport stolen property across state lines.

Matthew Eaton told the judge he regretted going on "Dr. Phil."

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Dumbasses. I remember that show and those people. Hopefully they will steal some humility while in prison.

The guy only regrets being caught and being stupid. He should regret fucking STEALING, which only raises the prices for the rest of us in the future.

Somebody needs to put Dr. Phil in prison. He needs to be Bubba's lil bitch. I hate that dude. I got a thousand dollars that says he has something really freaky going on in his closet.

Stax said:

Maybe it's just me, but how can anyone take a dude who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn seriously?

uPtoWnNY said:

For real!

uPtoWnNY said:

So it's how he talks that makes him discredited, is that what you're saying? If he talked like Stephen Fry or Sir Alec Guinness, would that make him more credible? Or is it just people from Texas in general? Or how about all the people from the mid-south region? Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, etc? Is it all those people with the southern accent that can't' be taken seriously?

And should we put all people in prison, Stax, that you don't like? Is there a reason for that, or is it a personal vendetta?

ernestsewell said:

It's a personal vendetta. When the George W. Bush started his little war in Iraq, Dr. Phil dedicated an entire show to discuss why it was treason for people to criticize the President and the War. Treason! That's kind of talk is itself treasonous and is worthy of jail time.

Dr. Phil is a waste of space.

Stax said:

he wrote a weight-loss book.

Stax said:

His wife, his children, his soon-to-be granddaughter, his sister, and family, and God would disagree with you.

ernestsewell said:

Of course they would. They all make a whole bunch of money because Dr. Waste of Space has no problem whoring them out on his sorry excuse for a television show.

As for God, I am not so sure he would disagree with me. Dr. Phil makes his living exploiting troubled people on national television under the guise of therapy. In fact, his show is nothing but "hey, everybody, look at the person who is more fucked up than you. Don't you all feel better about yourselves now?" That is what he is about and I doubt God likes it.
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Stax said:

They're grown adults. They can make their own decisions.

You, nor I, can speak for God.

ernestsewell said:

Well, that's pretty ironic, seeing how YOU were the person telling me what God would and would not disagree with.

Stax said:

It's funny when people brag on tv about stealing or beating someone.

Stax said:

God makes no mistakes, ergo your statement about Phil being a waste of space is illogical. I'm not defending Phil, I'm defending his existence.

ernestsewell said:

ernestsewell said:

What would u call the Devil?

Graycap23 said:

A fallen angel.

^^^
If you 2 want to yak about religion..... go on over to P&R. Wrong thread.

Stax said:

Yeah, he's bonin for Jane Fonda. Kathy Griffin busted him out on one of her stand-ups!