thesexofit said:

DesireeNevermind said:

ya know....mens' schlongs will only get bigger. if you put even the slightest faith in natural selection. big dicks win hands down. lots of women want bigger dicks. so they mate with the big dick dudes. big dick has lots of sons who inherit his big dick....and they have two sons, and they have two sons, and so on and so on and so on.

so um....women....


the world's fate is in your hands....er uh....cooch!
[Edited 3/29/10 12:06pm]

I don't think genetics play a part do they? Infact how the hell could you find out? "Hey Dad, my cock's huge, how about yours?". How could you tell?

paintedlady said:

thesexofit said:

I don't think genetics play a part do they? Infact how the hell could you find out? "Hey Dad, my cock's huge, how about yours?". How could you tell?

The only way is if you walk in on your son masturbating.... I don't recommend it.

HonestMan13 said:

paintedlady said:

The only way is if you walk in on your son masturbating.... I don't recommend it.

Ever see Taboo?

paintedlady said:

paintedlady said:

thesexofit said:

I don't think genetics play a part do they? Infact how the hell could you find out? "Hey Dad, my cock's huge, how about yours?". How could you tell?

The only way is if you walk in on your son masturbating.... I don't recommend it.

Acrylic said:

bboy87 said:

Well I do.

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

The only way is if you walk in on your son masturbating.... I don't recommend it.

Lawd....tell me you didn't

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

Lawd....tell me you didn't

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!!!

He completely ignored the fapping guidelines

1. you do that shit in your room and with your fap kit
2. you don't leave trails! he's young so he'll learn
3. YOU DON'T ORDER/BUY PORN. Do what we used to do and take that shit from friends and relatives
4. living room, when family is home? the hell?!
[Edited 3/30/10 2:59am]

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

NO! NO! NOOOOO!!!!!

He completely ignored the fapping guidelines

1. you do that shit in your room and with your fap kit
2. you don't leave trails! he's young so he'll learn
3. YOU DON'T ORDER/BUY PORN. Do what we used to do and take that shit from friends and relatives
4. living room, when family is home? the hell?!
[Edited 3/30/10 2:59am]

I had cable in the living room, because of his grades he wasn't allowed TV/Computer in his room so in the middle of the night he thought he could sneak a porn flick when I was asleep. I guess he didn't realize how loud those flicks can get.
He's older now and wiser... he did that mess when he was 16.

He never tried that mess again though!
[Edited 3/30/10 3:17am]

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

Lawd....tell me you didn't

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

phunkdaddy said:

paintedlady said:

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

Well it could have been worse,he could have left stains on your mattress
by bopping the box spring.

bboy87 said:

paintedlady said:

I had cable in the living room, because of his grades he wasn't allowed TV/Computer in his room so in the middle of the night he thought he could sneak a porn flick when I was asleep. I guess he didn't realize how loud those flicks can get.
He's older now and wiser... he did that mess when he was 16.

He never tried that mess again though!
[Edited 3/30/10 3:17am]

1. All dudes learn how loud the flicks are when we're around 13-15
2. That's what Cinemax and Showtime are for
3. You had me thinking dude was fapping while you were in the kitchen cookin' pot roast or something In the middle of the night, yeah that shit is kinda forgivable.....but at least have them shits on mute though!

paintedlady said:

bboy87 said:

Lawd....tell me you didn't

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

MacDaddy said:

vivid said:

MacDaddy said:

WTF! How on earth could I've overlooked THIS thread...

It's almost like too easy...Inserting cocks into threads that don't have them is so much more worthwhile

Acrylic said:

bboy87 said:

1. All dudes learn how loud the flicks are when we're around 13-15
2. That's what Cinemax and Showtime are for
3. You had me thinking dude was fapping while you were in the kitchen cookin' pot roast or something In the middle of the night, yeah that shit is kinda forgivable.....but at least have them shits on mute though!

Females learn how loud flicks are when they're around 13-15 too... trust me...

phunkdaddy said:

paintedlady said:

He was in my living room watching porn.... who does that when mom is home?
I yelled at him because he left a trail of vaseline/oil all over my remote and my couch and walls, not to mention the $$$ he had to pay me back from ordering the XXX feature without my permission.
This is what happens when you tell a child that masturbation is a natural part of learning your own body.

Well it could have been worse,he could have left stains on your mattress
by bopping the box spring.

bboy87 said:

phunkdaddy said:

Well it could have been worse,he could have left stains on your mattress
by bopping the box spring.

spooge stains are never a good look

bboy87 said:

Acrylic said:

Females learn how loud flicks are when they're around 13-15 too... trust me...

I like you more with each post

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

spooge stains are never a good look

that sounds so nasty.

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

that sounds so nasty.

yo freak ass shouldn't be shocked or disgusted

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

yo freak ass shouldn't be shocked or disgusted

I don't spooge!

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

I don't spooge!

women don't spooge

DesireeNevermind said:

bboy87 said:

women don't spooge

nah...we squirt.

bboy87 said:

DesireeNevermind said:

nah...we squirt.

God bless you

phunkdaddy said:

bboy87 said:

God bless you

Yes. I love squirting women.
Jada Fire don't squirt,she splashes.

phunkdaddy said:

WTF?

So what's the next study? The puffiest pussies in the U.S per capita?