He's just corny. Works when he's in Doctor Who, because he's not quite as bad. Torchwood's off to America this year apparently... God help us...

(Not anti American, but I've seen what you guys to when you remake our good shows, so god knows what would happen to a naff one)

And no Vivid, I don't have a Welsh bone in my body.

could probably have worded that better...

How do you fancy a half German, half Mauritian one?

Which half's German?

It's an even split down the middle. So you'd be getting a taste of both

You're just so wrong. If I was a gayer, I'd shag you.

So tell us, Org member, tell us 3 things about yourself that other Org members generally don't know about you. It can be anything, no matter how small or silly, just please don't say things like "I'm a human," or "I listen to Prince." We can gather that on our own! I'll start:
1) I own my own business
2) I graduated from a military college
3) I am a big fan of the Cocks (Univ. of SC Gamecocks, that is)

So, come on, give us a little peek into your world!

Updated request - pic in uniform, please

Hmmm, that will take a few days. I'll have to find some and scan them in. Stay tuned.....

Ooh, the anticipation! Nice to see you finally

Thanks. Not my best photo, but it'll have to do in a pinch.

pinch.

Nipple.

1. My nipples are über-sensitive.
2. I was first kissed when I was 13. It was the tennis teacher. He was 16.
3. I don't have a drivers license.

pinch.

Were you being taught or were you a ballboy?

I was being taught. I became the ballboy three years later.

It took you a long time to progress from the kiss

I'm a pink warrior/survivor.

Smoke a cigarette, I ain't ready yet.

does that mean that you survived an unpleasant experience with HamsterHuey?

I gave up.

You got me again!

This one would be harder to explain. Perhaps if you tell me what you did mean, we could compare

does that mean that you survived an unpleasant experience with HamsterHuey?