HamsterHuey said:

Oh shit, he's even insulting people in Costume Drama Speak now!!

erik319 said:

He always talks to me like that. He can be a right wankers some times....he is lucky that he is so damn handsome!

erik319 said:

That gives me the horn.

MrsMdiver said:

True. But mostly with the right kinda porn on, hun.

HamsterHuey said:

Good grief, somebody forgot to take their 'I can't see a comedy reply when I see one' pill this morning.

Sit down, have a nice cup of tea and think 'What would Dorcas do?'

HamsterHuey said:

TMI

erik319 said:

Before you two go any further, could we bring some shorts, mud and cameras into the picture?

vivid said:

Ok I do like other BC shows, just not silly drama's.

erik319 said:

It's my biggest weakness.

MrsMdiver said:

erik319 said:

Come one, that was slightly funny.

HamsterHuey said:

PS1; tea's for sissies; gimme a double espresso.
PS2; how do YOU know there's a character called Dorcas?

HamsterHuey said:

I saw some of it at Christmas. Watched it at my parents. Half way through, I said 'When's Judi Dench in it?' only to find out that that's a completely different programme.

Espresso's for sissies, give me a double whiskey

erik319 said:

Now we're getting somewhere. I am still hungover from yesterday's splash, but what the heck. Pour, fellow! (I learnt English off Ceefax page 888, so just get used to, aight?)

vivid said:

Herman

MrsMdiver said:

There will be repercussions, of course.

HamsterHuey said:

Aww ceefax page 888, how I miss thee. Especially when attempting live subtitles on news programmes and just writing whatever the hell you felt like instead of what was actually being said... happy times...

erik319 said:

I thought she was in it to. Herman, you're the expert - educate us.

vivid said:

She's in the next season, here's a sneak peak at the script:

Dorcas: 'Hurry,Mrs Chumblefelch, Mrs Dench is expected within the hour and my crusty bloomers are still in the Aga.

Mrs C: Mercy, what a to do. And on St Swithin's day, no less. Pray, have you had any correspondence from Lady Uperownarse regarding the May Day parade?

Dorcas: Lorks... Why, pray, would you bring such devilish flim flam up at such a time, Mrs Chumblefelch? I swear you have made me drop a stitch.

Mrs C: I did warn you about eating that cabbage...

Dorcas: That reminds me, Mrs C, any chance you can waft some lavendar around in the privvy?

etc...

erik319 said:

he thinks he's in Pride and Prejudice now

ZombieKitten said:

I so wish.

Okay, okay, hate to say it, but . Back on topic, please!

Poiple said:

What was it about again..?

I guess it's time for me to give up the ghost and admit a few things.





1. I'm Asian.

2. I'm a huge fan of Erik Torkells.

3. I'm imago.

TheVoid said:

zaza wants to know if you're straight, bi, gay, or something 'secret'.

Fauxie said:

what?

TheVoid said:

He was just saying it on one of the threads (I forget which). I think the kind of attention he gets here is a bit overwhelming for him and discombobulates his brain a tad.

I really was an ugly duckling. There’s a reason I don’t have pictures of myself as a child.
About 95% of my wardrobe currently is black. The rest is white, brown, pink and a bit of green. I don’t own any clothing in any other colors. I don’t think that will change.
I have been celibate for about 3-4 years. I’ve lost count.

Fauxie said:

What, like a spy?

erik319 said:

I think he's an 'intersect'.