So I went out with some friends Friday night and we were all minding our own business when a dude came up to one of my friends and tried to pick her up with one of the lamest pick up lines of all time ! So in honor of all of those who think they have game but truly dont.. Post Some of the lamest pick up lines you have ever heard....

P.S. some of these are so lame you cant help but laugh!

Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink."

"You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies."

"McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized..."

"Damn, you look good in beer goggles..."

"I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?"

"If I tossed this quarter, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, except down under..."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word."

Ok those are the ones I have for now anybody else wanna add?

insatiable3 said:

something like You're the only ten I see (tenesses Yeah i spelled it wrong)

I own you!

You want to see my dick?

NastradumasKid said:

lol ive heard that one before

insatiable3 said:

SO lame that's what I say.

ok I thought some of ya would throw out some hilarious ones...

Do you wash your pants in Windex b/c I can see myself in them.

That's the best one I can think of for now.

Lc

Grab their ass, and say, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"

Those must be space pants, because your ass is outta this world

I've got some butter for your muffin

zaza said:

now that shits funny

The one my husband used - "Don't i know you from somewhere?"
I said No - But it turned out that he did.

And one from a work Christmas party (Right in front of the boss) -
'Don't go anywhere I have plans for that body!" (Grosse!)

insatiable3 said:

There are only two kinds of girl's reaction to this wonderful line..one is and the other one is ..

zaza said:

And to make it even more powerful, you HAVE TO use Joey Tribbiani's voice and look

zaza said:

oh god

insatiable3 said:

How ya'doin'?

zaza said:

i'm good.. how u doin?

insatiable3 said:

Fine..but it would be betta with yo' in my bed


That was another line

zaza said:

lol zaza i thought you were asking me seriously how i was... but that was pretty clever

insatiable3 said:

You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you...

FauxReal said:

It wasn't intended as a pick-up line but I have a giggle remembering the time I said to a girl in a bar "I like your hat! It really suits the shape of your head."

I'm not smooth.

Fauxie said:

zaza said:

omg

insatiable3 said:

At least it's honest.

are you a library book, 'cause i'm checking you out...

"Aye bitch, come here!"

"Ever been penetrated?"

To cute barmen;

"Can I have two beer and your phone number?

"Hi I'm David, have you met my friend Goliath?"

"Say hello to my BIG friend!"

And here's one connected to recent events:

"There's a volcanic eruption..... in my pants..
Wanna taste my hot lava?"

"hay do you need a ride?"
[Edited 3/22/10 2:21am]