A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Shyra said:

classic!!!

I like that teacher!!!


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[Edited 3/28/10 5:24am]

I remember when I was in school. The teachers would always say "there are no stupid questions" Then one day we were talking about pus and some guy raises his hand and asks how do you spell pus-y? LOL....yeah, you don't, there are other words for pus-y, like purulent, suppurative, or pus-filled.

You would be surprised how often I would see a medical record with the word pussy to described a nasty abscess....
[Edited 3/28/10 19:28pm]