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Printableinsatiable3 said: ok I got some more
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous. Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!". Yo momma is sooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi" Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. [Edited 3/22/10 19:20pm] Whoa!!!!  Never heard that one before.  Ok I'm done. | |
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Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blow job because he said it would help his unemployment!
Yo mama's got one arm and the bitch swims in a circle! Yo mama's so old, her social security # is 2! Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license! Yo mama's so short, she has a job posing for trophies! | |
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Yo mama's got no back. That's why she's always frontin'! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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npgmaverick said: Yo momma so fat, when yo Daddy threw her out of the house he had 2 make two trips
Yo momma so fat, I took her out dancing and she made the band skip. Yo momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years 2 live. Yo momma so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo momma so fat, her favorite color is gravy. Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks. Thank U good night! Oh shit, those are funny! My stomach hurts I laughed so hard. | |
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Yo momma so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.
When she was a kid, yo momma was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck for the dog to play with her. [Edited 3/23/10 10:01am] | |
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Poiple said: Yo momma so fat, when she gets cut, she bleeds gravy.
When she was a kid, yo momma was so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck for the dog to play with her. [Edited 3/23/10 10:01am] insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... | |
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yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
yo mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear yo momma’s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC. Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A  . i can feel it when u shine on me  | |
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lafleurdove said: yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
yo mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear yo momma’s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC.  okay i gotta stay away from this thread.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: lafleurdove said: yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
yo mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear yo momma’s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC. okay i gotta stay away from this thread. Yo mama so black, she look like a burnt biscuit. That one I heard before in elementary school. | |
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