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Post your favorite yo momma jokes here... ok first off this thread is not intended to offend anyone.. I love some old school jokes and I remember always having these as a throw back to someone in middle school and high school... So throw down some of your favorite YO momma jokes!! (I bet you all will get pretty damn creative)..
here are some of my favorites! Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. yo momma so ugly, even tom won't be her friend on myspace! Yo mama so fat, she was standing on the corner and the cops came by an said, "Alright, ya'll gotta break it up". Yo mama so ugly, the last time she went camping Bigfoot reported a sighting of her. Yo momma is so short, she can bunjee jump off her shoe using a shoelace. Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Ok everyone your turn so give me what you got! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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haha nice thread...
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving. 
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lotusflower said: haha nice thread...
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers! Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning! Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Omg that one is great!!! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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 have a couple more.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! | |
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lotusflower said: have a couple more.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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yo mama is so stupid she argued that tort reform would fix the healthcare system.
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yo mama so dumb she went to the zoo tyring to buy baby alligator because the court the judge told her that she needed a litagator for her case.
(she thought he meant a little-gator) yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon the the Super Bowl yo mama so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the whales started to sing "we are family" yo mama so ugly til her shadow ask for a year off. [Edited 3/22/10 12:29pm] Live life as though each moment is as precious & beautiful as a rainbow after a spring rain. b positive, creative, kind, productive, resourceful & respectful of humankind, & feel free 2 know that U-R-A  . i can feel it when u shine on me  | |
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yo mama is so stupid she thinks the steve martin pink panther movies are good.
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yo mama is so dumb she reads dan's threads.
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cborgman said: yo mama is so stupid she argued that tort reform would fix the healthcare system.
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cborgman said: yo mama is so dumb she reads dan's threads.
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yo momma's ass is so big...when she farts...a star is born.
you momma's so ugly....everytime she walks by...a toilet flushes. yo momma's so dumb....she makes Georg Bush look smart.  | |
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DesireeNevermind said: yo momma's ass is so big...when she farts...a star is born.
you momma's so ugly....everytime she walks by...a toilet flushes. yo momma's so dumb....she makes Georg Bush look smart. insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Yo mama jokes are in poor taste. 
That said... Yo mama's so ugly, she has to sneak up on her bath water. Yo mama's so bald, whenever she takes a shower she gets brainwashed. Yo mama's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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My sig. C | |
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Fury said: My sig. C
WIN! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Ya Momma so fat, when the kids yell "Hey Kool-aid" she busts through the wall.
I don't know why but Ive always enjoyed that one. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Yo momma so fat, when yo Daddy threw her out of the house he had 2 make two trips
Yo momma so fat, I took her out dancing and she made the band skip. Yo momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years 2 live. Yo momma so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo momma so fat, her favorite color is gravy. Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks. Thank U good night! Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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Yo momma breath so stank when she open her mouth, flies come out.
Yo momma so skank, I was almost yo daddy but the line was too fuckin' long. | |
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Some of these are hilarious! Geez, I wish clerics-in-training played the dozens more.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
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Your momma is so fat, she can get a group discount at Ballys. | |
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Fury said: My sig. C
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npgmaverick said: Yo momma so fat, when yo Daddy threw her out of the house he had 2 make two trips
Yo momma so fat, I took her out dancing and she made the band skip. Yo momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years 2 live. Yo momma so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her. Yo momma so fat, her favorite color is gravy. Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks. Thank U good night! that ones fucking hilarious insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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lazycrockett said: Ya Momma so fat, when the kids yell "Hey Kool-aid" she busts through the wall.
I don't know why but Ive always enjoyed that one. thats one of my favorites too  insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Yo momma so dumb I asked her for 50 Cent and she gave me a photo of this douche
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yo mama is such a fam, she actually like "purple and gold."
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cborgman said: yo mama is such a fam, she actually like "purple and gold."
[Edited 3/22/10 19:11pm] insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a bus, and all the bitch could say was, "STOP PUSHIN'!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a blood test - and failed. Yo mama's so fat, they won't let her wear X jackets because helicopters keep trying to land on her back. | |
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ernestsewell said: Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a bus, and all the bitch could say was, "STOP PUSHIN'!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a blood test - and failed. Yo mama's so fat, they won't let her wear X jackets because helicopters keep trying to land on her back.  | |
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ok I got some more
Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot. Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous. Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!". Yo momma is sooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi" Yo mama so nasty when she masterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals. [Edited 3/22/10 19:20pm] insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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