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Printableinsatiable3 said: vivid said: Back in the day when I was one for the ladies, this always worked:
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairwy to Heaven?  omg lol love it It's a good 'un | |
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vivid said: HamsterHuey said: No surprise you had to switch sides. Jeez. then I came across  you and am thinking about switching back
 That's a good one, actually. But I do not need much lines, really. If the guy is right, just a nudge of the head in the direction of the darkroom will do. >> |
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The only one that ever worked was "will you spend your life with me?".
I'm prone to saying things like "You have a nice face. I don't get bored looking at it", or as previously mentioned, "I like your hat. It really suits the shape of your head". It's not my strong point. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: The only one that ever worked was "will you spend your life with me?".
I'm prone to saying things like "You have a nice face. I don't get bored looking at it", or as previously mentioned, "I like your hat. It really suits the shape of your head". It's not my strong point. If we ever get to meet, you will find out you don't really need words.... >> |
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HamsterHuey said: Fauxie said: The only one that ever worked was "will you spend your life with me?".
I'm prone to saying things like "You have a nice face. I don't get bored looking at it", or as previously mentioned, "I like your hat. It really suits the shape of your head". It's not my strong point. If we ever get to meet, you will find out you don't really need words.... But I already know that!
I always thought I was being nice but it seems the less I say the better I'm received. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: HamsterHuey said: If we ever get to meet, you will find out you don't really need words.... But I already know that!
I always thought I was being nice but it seems the less I say the better I'm received. I will require SOME words once we move to the stuff I am good at, stuff like "Harder!" and "Deeper!", mostly. >> |
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HamsterHuey said: Fauxie said: But I already know that!
I always thought I was being nice but it seems the less I say the better I'm received. I will require SOME words once we move to the stuff I am good at, stuff like "Harder!" and "Deeper!", mostly. Making up for lost time?  MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Fauxie said: HamsterHuey said: I will require SOME words once we move to the stuff I am good at, stuff like "Harder!" and "Deeper!", mostly. Making up for lost time? Something like that. >> |
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HamsterHuey said: vivid said: then I came across you and am thinking about switching back
That's a good one, actually. But I do not need much lines, really. If the guy is right, just a nudge of the head in the direction of the darkroom will do. ah, you little 'ole romantic you! | |
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vivid said: HamsterHuey said: That's a good one, actually. But I do not need much lines, really. If the guy is right, just a nudge of the head in the direction of the darkroom will do. ah, you little 'ole romantic you!  >> |
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HamsterHuey said: vivid said: ah, you little 'ole romantic you! Now get your cock out. | |
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thru the years, I found that a simple "Hi" can work wonders or make you look like an idiot equally.... | |
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vivid said: HamsterHuey said: Now get your cock out. No. It's cold in here. >> |
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HamsterHuey said: vivid said: Now get your cock out. No. It's cold in here. Move closer. | |
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vivid said: HamsterHuey said: No. It's cold in here. Move closer. And THAT'S when I'm gonna drop the soap. >> |
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HamsterHuey said: vivid said: Move closer. And THAT'S when I'm gonna drop the soap.  | |
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here is a new one (yes i know it is not really true)
"now that we got free heathcare want to play herpes roulette!" "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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The lamest shit I've ever heard, in a night club here in Lyon (France)
The guy (looking shocked): Oh my God, wow, I can't believe it!! Are U alright? are U hurt?, The girl (surprised) : Er.. yeah, I'm ok... why?? The guy : Cause U look an angel that fell out of Heaven. Another lame one : the guy : er.. Excuse me... isn't your dad in jail?? The girl : er, hell no, there must be a mistake... The guy : Well he must be, cause he stole the stars from the sky and hidthem in your eyes! (I was like... )Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves. | |
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comegetwild said: "Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform 2 U?"
Winner!  | |
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JustErin said: comegetwild said: "Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform 2 U?"
Winner! I used that in a conversation today  | |
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"I wanna be your brother
I wanna be your mother and your sister, too There aint no other That can do the things that I'll do to you." 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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How about 20 bucks? 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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The Fresh Prince has so many
1. Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo, Yo 2. Girl you so fine, I could plant a whole field of yo 3. Is it me or am I more obsessed about breasts and thighs than the colonel ever was. 4. Baby yo need to sit down cos yo feet must be tired, because you been runnin thru my mind all day, come here!!!! And one from the Cosby Show c.1991 Three blind mice, lets see how you dance and "Baby do you know CPR, because you take my breath away" So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time | |
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