ZombieKitten said:

Legendary!

One of my favorites: "Buy me some Haagen Daas and I'll go home with you." (It worked! )

And one that annoys me: "Yo Ma, let me holla at you!"

chocolate1 said:

As a matter of family pride, I would like to correct you and say; "It's 'Häagen-Dazs', dahling".

get in the van

HamsterHuey said:

Whatever... chocolate ice cream.

chocolate1 said:

well damn

Walking down the street a few weekends ago I got:

"Hey sweetheart, I'm a doctor. Can I operate on you?" When I didn't turn around and kept walking, he kept yelling after me, "No, really! I am!!"

Not really a line just a memory. A woman once offered my best mate £200 and a gold ring if he would take her home. A week or 2 later the same woman told me that if I bought her 4 cans of lager I could take her home. Yeah like wheres my gold and cash?

Both offers were refused cuz she wasn't a very nice girl at all.

My 60 year old mother had a guy hit on her after we had dinner at a bar and grill. It was the bar owner. His first line was "Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see!" Then he said "Your parents must be terrorists because you're the bomb!" We retold this story to some of our friends and as it turns out, he does this shit all of the time. He said the first line to one of our friend's 70 year old mother in law.

I don't typically get pick up lines myself. I do get a lot of stupid chit chat. I guess the worst pick up line I got was "Hey, does the carpet match the drapes." To which I responded "what carpet?"

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

Grab your coat Luv, you've pulled.

Stax said:

You know, you’re probably just smooth enough to pull that off, too.



At the grocery store on Saturday a guy who was walking past me mumbled practically under his breath and really quickly “can-I-get-your-phone-number”. He didn’t even smile. It was actually quite bizarre. Like a non-pickup line almost.
I was on my phone. I pretended not to hear him and kept walking.

Back in the day when I was one for the ladies, this always worked:

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairwy to Heaven?

CarrieMpls said:

Creepy.

I gotta waterbed, wanna fuck?

elmer said:

Hiya, my mother and I are very close; she used to bathe me until I reached 18 and left for prison.


me: Do you like apples?
her: Yeah(hopefully)
me: Why don't we go back to my place and fuck, what do you think of those apples?


I would like to wear you around my head like a human feedbag.

" I hear you're insatiable...can I try..?"


"XxAxX.....named after your grandmother...or grandfather?"



"Dancewme.....love to. horizontal or vertical?"


"McKeekle....my what a big hand you have!"

CarrieMpls said:

Come on, Carrie! You walked away from a doctor?

Wasn't he cute enough?

vivid said:

No surprise you had to switch sides. Jeez.

HamsterHuey said:

then I came across you and am thinking about switching back

vivid said:

omg lol love it

Him: How are you?
Me: Fine.
Him (nodding): Yes, that you are.

Him: I will jump on you and break your back.

HamsterHuey said:

I walk away from any man standing in a group of guys yelling after me on the street.

My dear, as you can see I'm occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being immensely over-educated and I hope I shall not offend you if I state quite frankly and openly that you seem to me to be in every way the visible personification of absolute perfection. A shag?

got change for a five?

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform 2 U?"

comegetwild said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

or "would u like to buy some perfume?"

elmer said:

i had at least 3 cars ask me for a ride
[Edited 3/24/10 2:48am]

you puttin' a hurtin' on my heart.

can i marry you for awhile?


girl you got a good future behind you


would you like some nuts wit yo caramel?


can i be your man and give you my plan


excuse me miss..excuse me miss!...miss lady .miss lady..miss girl, aw come on now don't do me like dat.. ( okay that one was just hilarious)