Remember "Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey" on Saturday Night Live? It's a long story, but I need a real good Deep Thought and I need it in the next 30 minutes.

So if you've got one, let 'er rip. Thanks!

RodeoSchro said:

Think about this::
What if you were an insane person sitting in white room all by yourself and 6 doctors were outside watching your every move from a two-way mirror. Everything you think you are doing is all in your mind and nothing is real except you.

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

but sometimes it is a penis.

cborgman said:

How is that?

I would try to help someone for free and then they take it as an insult. Really rub your face in it like manuer and said "You're Crazy". I think thats deep.
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it.
Why do we even give a shit whether or not it makes a sound?
[Edited 3/19/10 22:25pm]

OK, thanks!

Really? You're all set?

I have one.... Why do we have "doctrines" that are different from church group to church group?

Is the real enemy us? I think of the story of the tower of Babel how the people were divided because they didn't understand one another.

If the Catholics do one thing and the Pentecostals do another then how will we ever truly follow the greatest commandment?

If we all just say we are Christian and that's it.... would we learn to love others too? Would we be what we are supposed to be? Unified? Christ-like? Loving towards our fellow man?

Why isn't this our goal?
[Edited 3/19/10 22:51pm]

johnart said:

True very deep.

My bad! This is GD, I swear I read that as "I need a Deep Throat and I need it now!"

That's still DEEP though when you think about it, right?

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

HAHAHA!

sacrifice said:

I get what Johnart is saying very wise man.
That is deep stuff no one is at home in the brain. So why would you will give a shit.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

ME TOO!!

ayeishamaria said:

it's "deep thoughts by jack handy" style nonsense

johnart said:

I really should not admit this but I read that first as "deep throat"

davidoff1966 said:

I did too!

davidoff1966 said:

why not? after all this is the org

I just felt like writing, therefore,since this is a general forum, this will simply do...

It is ironic that you can find the most magical moments in everything you see and touch. Observation has always been fascinating for me to view through my own eyes, people doing kind things.

Many years have passed and yet, I still find myself seeking the "holy river" of kindness. Seeing people in the every day life wondering the tasks at hand to help out in simple gestures.

I have found everybody pretty much wants the same thing... happiness, love and a sense of peace through security in what ever means possible to get such.

Well, it's simple... simply love yourself enough that you are sharing your love naturally through the simple kind deeds you can do for each other.

Nobody is better or worse than another - we are just all trying to seek the truth....

I will say this, without GOD there is no love...and with love, IS GOD.

Take care and thank you for allowing me to share...and yes, that is me in the photo...observing nature...photo for destiny.
SingMia

BlackAdder7 said:

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

OMG I read the same thing...

BlackAdder7 said:

If the year was 1912 and you had the opportunity to board the titanic, knowing it was going to sink, would you?

by the way. you couldn't prevent it from sinking.

that chair you're sittin' in right now... well on an atomic level you are actually exchanging molecules with that chair... this means that in some small way, you're a chair...

elmer said:

Eh, no.

RenHoek said:

No, but it means on an atomic plane of existence, there is no chair and no you. Just a big jumbling orgy of magnetism, electricity and oddness.
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Number23 said:

You aren't afraid are you?


It'd be a cool way to die, I'd give it a lil more consideration,