TheVoid said:

ummmmm, that's not cause you're old, that's cause you're gay.






But yeah, me too.

ernestsewell said:

The really funny part is that you think you you do.

johnart said:

It's one of two options. I'm going for the second.

You get down on the floor and make noises when getting back up.

Signs you're getting old:

* You gain weight without even trying. You find you have to exercise every day, just to keep that from happening.

* You find your first gray hair.

* You find yourself listening to music that you wouldn't even dream of listening to when you were in your teens or twenties (for me, it's 50's and 60's music).

* Anybody under a certain age is, to you, a "kid".

* You don't pay attention to the current music scene, like you used to.

* You think back to when you were younger, and wish you could go back and relive those days once more.

Yeah, I'm getting old all right.

You get down on the floor and make noises when getting back up.

you watch a sporting event and every one of the players is younger than you.

psychodelicide said:

Especially when you find that first one down there. You know down there where it counts. That is just horrifying!

Then after the hours of sexrobatics you do to prove to yourself that your good stuff is not old, the rest of your body reminds you of exactly just how old your old ass really is!

Or so I've heard.

You can't eat greasy food anymore...your chest will hurt.
You actually reach for the water instead of soda.
McDonalds meals are NOT happy.

You crave foods like hot tea and those thin wafers and brie as a snack instead of chips.
You prefer steak over hamburgers and you need it rare.

You buys shoes for comfort and not just style.

You have a favorite wine.

whistle said:

Looking at all the cuties playing in March Madness is quite depressing when I realized I'm old enough to be their mother.

NYE this year: Out at a restaurant/lounge with the girls. My homegirl INSISTS on droppin' it like it's hot, despite all of us warning her it ain't a good idea. She ignores us and proceeds to drop it like it's lukewarm, gets stuck, almost tips the table over bringing IT back up, and needs us to assist her before she brings the table and all of us down wit her.

If that ain't a sign your ass is old I don't know what is.

CarrieMpls said:

Girl, I'm getting old!

I actually laugh at things that are old fashioned now.


You know that scene in The Sound of Music (why am I asking that--OF COURSE YOU KNOW THAT SCENE) where the Von Trap family finishes performing in front of the nazis and decide to escape into the cemetery? And while they're hiding and being as quiet as possible, the littlest Von Trap daughter looks at Frauline Mariah and says, "Mommy--do you think now is a good time to sing about all of our favorite things?"

johnart said:

NYE this year: Out at a restaurant/lounge with the girls. My homegirl INSISTS on droppin' it like it's hot, despite all of us warning her it ain't a good idea. She ignores us and proceeds to drop it like it's lukewarm, gets stuck, almost tips the table over bringing IT back up, and needs us to assist her before she brings the table and all of us down wit her.

If that ain't a sign your ass is old I don't know what is.

SCNDLS said:

i nominate this for post of the year.

SCNDLS said:

Alej said:

Young bitch!

paintedlady said:

Reading that shit, made me realize how many thangs are wrong and indicative that our asses are in fact, OLD!

1. The fact that she felt the need to ANNOUNCE that she was finnta drop it. "Alright, now, I'm finna drop it like it's hot, ya'll!"
When we were young there was no advance warning of dropping it, you just DID that shit with authority!

2. The fact that these were our initial responses to her announcement: "Girl, naw don't do it cuz you know you can't get back up!" and me with "Bitch, if you get down there and cain't get up you on your muthafuckin' own!" It's all the way sad that we were warning her about the inherent dangers of droppin' it.
Back in da day, it woulda been more like, "Go 'head, pop that pussy like a pokechop!"

We are downright geriatric wit our shit.

SCNDLS said:

TheVoid said:

oh shit...I need to see this movie now.

Signs you're getting old:

* You gain weight without even trying. You find you have to exercise every day, just to keep that from happening.

* You find your first gray hair.

* You find yourself listening to music that you wouldn't even dream of listening to when you were in your teens or twenties (for me, it's 50's and 60's music).

* Anybody under a certain age is, to you, a "kid".

* You don't pay attention to the current music scene, like you used to.

* You think back to when you were younger, and wish you could go back and relive those days once more.

Yeah, I'm getting old all right.

You can't play full court basketball anymore.
You just wanna play have court and slow the
game down so you can abuse the young uns inside
with physical play.

Lawd, it's a wonder I graduated from college.

SCNDLS said:

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