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Reply #30 posted 03/19/10 6:27am

endymion

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prb said:

its Soccer!!!!!

S-O-C-C-E-R
Football is grid iron, or aussie rules...(or even rugby) shake

i have never understood the offside rule, even though it is the same in hockey, which i used to play shrug



It is and always will be F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L rolleyes biggrin
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Reply #31 posted 03/19/10 6:46am

MrsMdiver

endymion said:

florescent said:


Our team don't seem as handsome as they used to be....
Oh well, i'm still looking forward to it!




That comment is one of the many reasons that women and football should not mix

disbelief lol


Hey if I am expected to go to games and endure them on telly then there better be something nice for me to look at.
Just sayin'!
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Reply #32 posted 03/19/10 8:45am

elmer

prb said:

its Soccer!!!!!

S-O-C-C-E-R

Football is grid iron, or aussie rules...(or even rugby) shake

i have never understood the offside rule, even though it is the same in hockey, which i used to play shrug

outside of the states it's football thanks, the nomenclature being evident if you watch it. as opposed to american football which composes of men dressed up as mini-tanks colliding with each other for seemingly no purpose. nowhere is rugby called football, unless you're referring to aussie rules which is a blend of rugby and gaelic football(which isn't really football either).

only real football uses a round ball.
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Reply #33 posted 03/19/10 8:45am

muirdo

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TheVoid said:

whistle said:



a league is a collection of teams.
yes, leagues can compete against each other. in Europe, the champions of each individual national league play against each other to see who is the best team in Europe. this is called the Champions League.


Thanks, snugglepuff kisses


Now answer me this....

So I was hanging out with my mother's best friend's husband (a German fella) who tried to explain to me in VERY broken English (I spoke even more broken German lol) about the various 'levels' of teams and what 'level' team Kaiserslaughtern was.

What is he referring to? level ? lol


Is there a book I can pick up to learn this shit?

I'm trying to be more butch for 2010.



Ask your German friend about Kilmarnock Football Club.
Thats my team and we've played Kaiserslaughtern a couple of times, biggrin
edit....I meant to add that the Bundesleague is crap now. lol
[Edited 3/19/10 8:48am]
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #34 posted 03/19/10 8:48am

florescent

MrsMdiver said:

endymion said:





That comment is one of the many reasons that women and football should not mix

disbelief lol


Hey if I am expected to go to games and endure them on telly then there better be something nice for me to look at.
Just sayin'!

lol highfive my thoughts exactly.
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Reply #35 posted 03/19/10 8:52am

prb

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endymion said:

prb said:

its Soccer!!!!!

S-O-C-C-E-R
Football is grid iron, or aussie rules...(or even rugby) shake

i have never understood the offside rule, even though it is the same in hockey, which i used to play shrug



It is and always will be F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L rolleyes biggrin

hmph!
talk to the hand

tease

Its football federation here..but try telling that to the kids....
Football .... confused

No, i play Soccer nod
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #36 posted 03/19/10 8:54am

muirdo

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prb said:

endymion said:




It is and always will be F-O-O-T-B-A-L-L rolleyes biggrin

hmph!
talk to the hand

tease

Its football federation here..but try telling that to the kids....
Football .... confused

No, i play Soccer nod


Call it football or soccer it doesn't matter to Australians.
They're crap at it anyway lol
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #37 posted 03/19/10 8:57am

JoeTyler

Soccer is easy...clearly the easiest sport ever...
[Edited 3/19/10 8:58am]
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Reply #38 posted 03/19/10 8:57am

prb

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muirdo said:

prb said:


hmph!
talk to the hand

tease

Its football federation here..but try telling that to the kids....
Football .... confused

No, i play Soccer nod


Call it football or soccer it doesn't matter to Australians.
They're crap at it anyway lol

mad

We were robbed at the last world cup, robbed i say disbelief

Bloody soccer players, more like actors rolleyes
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #39 posted 03/19/10 8:59am

Dave1992

I'm so sorry I'm late!!


Usually I'm always there to talk about football.




And, yes, it's called football.
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Reply #40 posted 03/19/10 9:00am

JoeTyler

"Soccer" in the USA

"Football" in South-America, Asia, Africa, Europe, and Australia if I'm not mistaken...
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Reply #41 posted 03/19/10 9:04am

muirdo

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prb said:

muirdo said:



Call it football or soccer it doesn't matter to Australians.
They're crap at it anyway lol

mad

We were robbed at the last world cup, robbed i say disbelief

Bloody soccer players, more like actors rolleyes



I just checked the fifa world rankings and Australia are 20 places in front of Scotland mad
bloody hell.
I remember they had to change the rules for Australia's qualifiers because yous were beating teams like American Somoa 45 nil. lol
Now I believe you play a south american team in qualifiers?
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #42 posted 03/19/10 9:04am

Dave1992

elmer said:

prb said:

its Soccer!!!!!

S-O-C-C-E-R

Football is grid iron, or aussie rules...(or even rugby) shake

i have never understood the offside rule, even though it is the same in hockey, which i used to play shrug

outside of the states it's football thanks, the nomenclature being evident if you watch it. as opposed to american football which composes of men dressed up as mini-tanks colliding with each other for seemingly no purpose. nowhere is rugby called football, unless you're referring to aussie rules which is a blend of rugby and gaelic football(which isn't really football either).

only real football uses a round ball.


There you go.
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Reply #43 posted 03/19/10 9:05am

Dave1992

JoeTyler said:

Soccer is easy...clearly the easiest sport ever...
[Edited 3/19/10 8:58am]


confuse


Do you play yourself?
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Reply #44 posted 03/19/10 9:13am

JoeTyler

Dave1992 said:

JoeTyler said:

Soccer is easy...clearly the easiest sport ever...
[Edited 3/19/10 8:58am]


confuse


Do you play yourself?



Just personal opinion; anyway, I've played (in amateur level) soccer, hockey and basketball, (and rugby in semi-pro level) and clearly soccer was the easiest of them all, at least for me...easy rules, easy objectives, plenty of folks who help you when you're surrounded, not the frantic pace of a basketball game...
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Reply #45 posted 03/19/10 9:15am

Dave1992

purplehippieonthe1 said:

TheVoid said:




Thanks, David!
Hopefully by the end of this year, I'll be able to talk all of this stuff with you guys and totally get into it.
I'm trying to butch up for 2010.

No problem. smile
I don't watch football that much, but the stuff I know about it is because many of my friends follow the English Premier League and the UEFA Champions League.

The Icelandic national football team sucks for the most part (never qualified for the World Cup), but we have a few good players that play in the lower ranking leagues in England and one player (Eidur Gudjohnsen) who plays for Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League.
That's him (picture from when he played with FC Barcelona):
[img]pic[/img]

But most Icelanders don't bother with the local teams - they just watch the English Premier League.

Plus where I come from (a small village), as a kid, if you did not say you supported Liverpool in the Premier League, it was almost as if you were begging to get your ass kicked. lol
[Edited 3/18/10 17:37pm]


What about Hreidarsson and Helguson - both very famous players!
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Reply #46 posted 03/19/10 9:19am

prb

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muirdo said:

prb said:


mad

We were robbed at the last world cup, robbed i say disbelief

Bloody soccer players, more like actors rolleyes



I just checked the fifa world rankings and Australia are 20 places in front of Scotland mad
bloody hell.
I remember they had to change the rules for Australia's qualifiers because yous were beating teams like American Somoa 45 nil. lol
Now I believe you play a south american team in qualifiers?

comfort

i have no idea who we play boxed
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #47 posted 03/19/10 9:23am

Dave1992

JoeTyler said:

Dave1992 said:



confuse


Do you play yourself?



Just personal opinion; anyway, I've played (in amateur level) soccer, hockey and basketball, (and rugby in semi-pro level) and clearly soccer was the easiest of them all, at least for me...easy rules, easy objectives, plenty of folks who help you when you're surrounded, not the frantic pace of a basketball game...


Superficially, football is easy, yes. But there are situations in which you need perfect knowledge of rules (talking about advantage-goals in a previous off-side situation and all that).

And what you said about pace.. well, it probably comes from the "amateur level" thing. In many leagues (in Europe, for instance, the youth leagues can be very, very tough already - physically and tactically) you can take two touches on a ball before somebody piles you or ruins your ankles, and during those one to two seconds you have to control the ball and pass it perfectly to a team-mate (whom you have to locate and whose route you have to anticipate) and then keep on running yourself again.


It also takes loads of pace, quick reacting, balance and out-thinking your opponent to dribble.

And playing an inch-perfect, curling pass over 30 yards while running can also be quite challenging.


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Reply #48 posted 03/19/10 9:26am

muirdo

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Dave1992 said:

purplehippieonthe1 said:


No problem. smile
I don't watch football that much, but the stuff I know about it is because many of my friends follow the English Premier League and the UEFA Champions League.

The Icelandic national football team sucks for the most part (never qualified for the World Cup), but we have a few good players that play in the lower ranking leagues in England and one player (Eidur Gudjohnsen) who plays for Tottenham Hotspur in the Premier League.
That's him (picture from when he played with FC Barcelona):
[img]pic[/img]

But most Icelanders don't bother with the local teams - they just watch the English Premier League.

Plus where I come from (a small village), as a kid, if you did not say you supported Liverpool in the Premier League, it was almost as if you were begging to get your ass kicked. lol
[Edited 3/18/10 17:37pm]


What about Hreidarsson and Helguson - both very famous players!



yeah....Portsmouth and Watford are world class teams.
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #49 posted 03/19/10 9:31am

Dave1992

muirdo said:

Dave1992 said:



What about Hreidarsson and Helguson - both very famous players!



yeah....Portsmouth and Watford are world class teams.


Not anymore, but those two used to be world class players. Helguson has a nice touch with both feet and used to be very powerful. But with age he lost pace, of course...


And Hreidarsson had a good spell with Ipswich back then.
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Reply #50 posted 03/19/10 9:36am

muirdo

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Dave1992 said:

muirdo said:




yeah....Portsmouth and Watford are world class teams.


Not anymore, but those two used to be world class players. Helguson has a nice touch with both feet and used to be very powerful. But with age he lost pace, of course...


And Hreidarsson had a good spell with Ipswich back then.


I saw Hreidarsson play for Iceland against Scotland last year he had a good game.
Solid defender.
Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
woot!
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Reply #51 posted 03/19/10 9:36am

JoeTyler

Dave1992 said:

JoeTyler said:




Just personal opinion; anyway, I've played (in amateur level) soccer, hockey and basketball, (and rugby in semi-pro level) and clearly soccer was the easiest of them all, at least for me...easy rules, easy objectives, plenty of folks who help you when you're surrounded, not the frantic pace of a basketball game...


Superficially, football is easy, yes. But there are situations in which you need perfect knowledge of rules (talking about advantage-goals in a previous off-side situation and all that).

And what you said about pace.. well, it probably comes from the "amateur level" thing. In many leagues (in Europe, for instance, the youth leagues can be very, very tough already - physically and tactically) you can take two touches on a ball before somebody piles you or ruins your ankles, and during those one to two seconds you have to control the ball and pass it perfectly to a team-mate (whom you have to locate and whose route you have to anticipate) and then keep on running yourself again.


It also takes loads of pace, quick reacting, balance and out-thinking your opponent to dribble.

And playing an inch-perfect, curling pass over 30 yards while running can also be quite challenging.


wink



What you said about the pace in the pro level is true. But then again, any sport is HARD in pro level, but I still think pro-soccer/football is one of the easiest games compared to other sports in pro level...but perhaps that's just me. Or maybe what happens is that only a few teams (right now, Barcelona, Man Utd, Arsenal and perhaps Inter) manage to truly master the art of football, and that's why any other "lesser" team gets thrashed... look at the recent Arsenal 5 - Oporto 0, or the Barcelona 4 -Stuttgart 0...

Anyway, football is one of the most dangerous sports in the injury department nod ; 6 months with your ankle broken if you're not lucky confused
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Reply #52 posted 03/19/10 9:37am

florescent

Dave1992 said:

muirdo said:




yeah....Portsmouth and Watford are world class teams.


Not anymore, but those two used to be world class players. Helguson has a nice touch with both feet and used to be very powerful. But with age he lost pace, of course...


And Hreidarsson had a good spell with Ipswich back then.

Yay for Hreidarsson!
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Reply #53 posted 03/19/10 9:44am

Dave1992

JoeTyler said:

Dave1992 said:



Superficially, football is easy, yes. But there are situations in which you need perfect knowledge of rules (talking about advantage-goals in a previous off-side situation and all that).

And what you said about pace.. well, it probably comes from the "amateur level" thing. In many leagues (in Europe, for instance, the youth leagues can be very, very tough already - physically and tactically) you can take two touches on a ball before somebody piles you or ruins your ankles, and during those one to two seconds you have to control the ball and pass it perfectly to a team-mate (whom you have to locate and whose route you have to anticipate) and then keep on running yourself again.


It also takes loads of pace, quick reacting, balance and out-thinking your opponent to dribble.

And playing an inch-perfect, curling pass over 30 yards while running can also be quite challenging.


wink



What you said about the pace in the pro level is true. But then again, any sport is HARD in pro level, but I still think pro-soccer/football is one of the easiest games compared to other sports in pro level...but perhaps that's just me. Or maybe what happens is that only a few teams (right now, Barcelona, Man Utd, Arsenal and perhaps Inter) manage to truly master the art of football, and that's why any other "lesser" team gets thrashed... look at the recent Arsenal 5 - Oporto 0, or the Barcelona 4 -Stuttgart 0...

Anyway, football is one of the most dangerous sports in the injury department nod ; 6 months with your ankle broken if you're not lucky confused



It's true that few teams are really successful nowaday, compared to earlier days, when sometimes any team could play in Europe, but that is mainly due to rich teams getting richer and poor teams getting poorer and owners from Asia, the middle east and the U.S. fucking up traditional clubs by "gambling".

Btw, it's great you say Man Utd and not "ManU". Was it really your intent not to use "ManU"; do you know about that story?


And, yep, that happened quite a few times to me and eventually ended my football career. I've torn ligaments in both ankles many times, had to be operated on, broke my ankle, tore ligaments in my knees and my back basically is also fucked up because of football. It still makes me very sad, because I loved playing football and I even started a couple of games for the U16 national team and was told that I could go all the way up, before I was told I had to stop playing sad
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Reply #54 posted 03/19/10 9:44am

Dave1992

florescent said:

Dave1992 said:



Not anymore, but those two used to be world class players. Helguson has a nice touch with both feet and used to be very powerful. But with age he lost pace, of course...


And Hreidarsson had a good spell with Ipswich back then.

Yay for Hreidarsson!


Yay for the Canaries! hmph!
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Reply #55 posted 03/19/10 9:48am

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Dave1992 said:

florescent said:


Yay for Hreidarsson!


Yay for the Canaries! hmph!



Go Delia !!! lol lol


Oh and for the record Football is the biggest sport in the world! razz
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Reply #56 posted 03/19/10 9:50am

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endymion said:





That comment is one of the many reasons that women and football should not mix

disbelief lol


Hey if I am expected to go to games and endure them on telly then there better be something nice for me to look at.
Just sayin'!



Can I just apologise now for Wayne "Shrek" Rooney

He is ferkin great at footy though biggrin
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Reply #57 posted 03/19/10 9:50am

Dave1992

Football fans: Which teams do you support?
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Reply #58 posted 03/19/10 9:50am

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Dave1992 said:



Yay for the Canaries! hmph!



Go Delia !!! lol lol


Oh and for the record Football SOCCER is the biggest sport in the world! razz

fixed it for ya

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Reply #59 posted 03/19/10 9:52am

Dave1992

endymion said:

MrsMdiver said:



Hey if I am expected to go to games and endure them on telly then there better be something nice for me to look at.
Just sayin'!



Can I just apologise now for Wayne "Shrek" Rooney

He is ferkin great at footy though biggrin


Roo is a master and what he's doing this season is absolutely out of this world. Such calmness, power and accuracy in front of goal. Amazing. And he even got his heading right! 8 out of his last 10 goals headed, and that's after five seasons with not more than three headed goals altogether eek
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