NDRU said:

Mach

Those texts. He sounds like such a cheesy frat guy. Your textbook douchebag.

He reminds me of this, but with a tan


[Edited 3/18/10 14:34pm]

KatSkrizzle said:

KatSkrizzle said:

Guys like that don't talk that way.

Sad thing about me reading this is that it reminds me of a thing I had with my high school Dean.

After I graduated of course.

tinaz said:

Running from a gold digger into the arms of another. Why be pissed? Poor guy!

NDRU said:

I think what he said was hot.

Still couldn't see it coming out of his goofy looking face without laughing my ass off though.

DanceWme said:

story time?!

I think the new South Park episode hit the nail on the head with this none issue.

WetDream said:

bboy87 said:

Chilllll

DanceWme said:

It invovlved ICE?!

DanceWme said:

This thread title cracks me up. "Porn Ho releases texts from Tiger Woods." All CNN news ticker and shit....like the texts were being held hostage in tiger's woods.

DesireeNevermind said:

"When Tiger Hoes Attack"

bboy87 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

no

bboy87 said:

its too long of a story

DanceWme said:

No it ain't.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

You see the manifestos I write. The org can handle the details!

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Its nothing lol

We fucked around once or twice a month from 2004-2006. Stopped for a year cuz I didnt wanna do it anymore. He got mad but i didnt care. Middle of 2007 I get a call...we're back at it again. I knew something wasnt right...like he was in a relationship or something but didnt tell me. Then I found out he got married when we stopped talkin and I bounced.

DanceWme said:

I was thinking of tryin' to smash one of my teachers in HS after I graduated but decided against it.....

bboy87 said:

why didnt u do it?

DanceWme said:

1. There was rumors she had slept with a couple of students (2 of my friends included....)
2. She showed signs of The Crazies
3. I wasn't sure if the pussy was gon' be all that


Plus I kinda knew she wanted some bboy penis, but wasn't sure if it was gonna work in my favor

bboy87 said:

u shouldve asked one of ur friends if it was good

DanceWme said:

Oooooh. Old nasty ass man. Why do these Negroes even get married? Tryna get down after just a year, maybe less?

No More!

DanceWme said:

I did!

Here's the deal:

The rumor she let my friend smash, we'll call him "Brent" was whispers that erupted in class one day when our US History teacher was in the next room to ask another teacher a question. Some of the classmates were talking and then were "Umm...Brent, is it true?"

He said "What?"

"That you fucked "Ms Applewanger"!"

His response "Yeah, why?!" with this smirk. I and some of us immediately wanted details but his ass didn't reveal much.....I'm about to go ask him on Facebook tonight

The other friend, we'll call him "Jamal", that rumor wasn't too strong, but a couple of people were talking about, and knowing how much cooch Jamal gets, I wouldn't put it past him I asked him too but he started giving me cryptic messages and laughed

I was like "Muthafucka, you ain't Prince, quit with the bullshit!"

PurpleRighteous1 said:

And after I stopped talkin to him he would call call call and text me to death. but i never answered (lawd that was hard to do cuz he was a fine greek sumthin sumthin and put it on me bad )
Then he sent me an email saying that he only married her cuz he felt sorry for her. Im like stop it 5.

And that was that.

bboy87 said:

High school reunion is gonna be hilarious!