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Do You (Wii)? Your funniest mishaps/accidents... So I have a (Wii) and I try to Play it at least once a week ... My Problem is I truly enjoy My drunken Wii parties... There is just something about throwing a party and feeling the need to play Wii while intoxicated (well simply its just damn fun) anyway I don't know about you all... But I have had quite a few mishaps with mine. Ive been through 2 tv's and had to do some dry wall patching... We have gotten carried away on a few occasions
WARNING: Do not attempt to play intoxicated Wii Bowling in socks on a freshly polished wood floor bad bad things happen... Well anyway just curious... Have any of you all had some laughable experiences with this fun console? insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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Nearly had a disaster once. Beer bottles on table + bowling = beer bottles getting launched across the room. Luckily the only thing broken was a slight crack on the sensor of the wiimote Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna. Do you read me Lieutenant Bowie, I said do you read me...Lieutenant Bowie | |
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We just got one. Ron gets awful close to the tv screen when we're playing bowling. | |
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we got one, and it's really brought out the worst most unsportsmanlike behaviour in my boys 
on the upside, I can get them to do ANYTHING now, since cutting down wii time is end of the world  | |
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Was playing w/ my girlfriend and we were rowing a boat. I was rowing like my life depended on it and cracked her in the knee w/ that remote..... 
I felt so bad but we laughed about it later. LIVE4LUV
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ZombieKitten said: we got one, and it's really brought out the worst most unsportsmanlike behaviour in my boys
on the upside, I can get them to do ANYTHING now, since cutting down wii time is end of the world 
I cuss Ron out every time we play canoeing on the Resort game. He says I'm too competitive. Not me. | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: we got one, and it's really brought out the worst most unsportsmanlike behaviour in my boys
on the upside, I can get them to do ANYTHING now, since cutting down wii time is end of the world
I cuss Ron out every time we play canoeing on the Resort game. He says I'm too competitive. Not me. You sound like one of my friends. She used to say she wasn't competitive until I called her on it. Now, she says, "I don't mind if I don't win...as long as nobody else wins, either."  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said:
I cuss Ron out every time we play canoeing on the Resort game. He says I'm too competitive. Not me. You sound like one of my friends. She used to say she wasn't competitive until I called her on it. Now, she says, "I don't mind if I don't win...as long as nobody else wins, either." The thing is I really don't mind if I win. I mean, sure I try to win, but I'm not upset or pissed when I don't. There's tons of table games I wish he'd play with me (he hates table games ) where I have no hope to beat him...I just like the playing part.
Howwwwwsomeverrrrr...apparently I get just a tinsy winsy bit caught up during the process.  | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: You sound like one of my friends. She used to say she wasn't competitive until I called her on it. Now, she says, "I don't mind if I don't win...as long as nobody else wins, either." The thing is I really don't mind if I win. I mean, sure I try to win, but I'm not upset or pissed when I don't. There's tons of table games I wish he'd play with me (he hates table games ) where I have no hope to beat him...I just like the playing part.
Howwwwwsomeverrrrr...apparently I get just a tinsy winsy bit caught up during the process. I looooove board games! Especially ones that are based totally on luck, rather than skill (like Sorry). That way, you can't get pissed at your own poor play. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: The thing is I really don't mind if I win. I mean, sure I try to win, but I'm not upset or pissed when I don't. There's tons of table games I wish he'd play with me (he hates table games ) where I have no hope to beat him...I just like the playing part.
Howwwwwsomeverrrrr...apparently I get just a tinsy winsy bit caught up during the process. I looooove board games! Especially ones that are based totally on luck, rather than skill (like Sorry). That way, you can't get pissed at your own poor play. BOARD games. Why did I call em table games? No one calls them that, or do they? English as Second Language strikes again. | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: I looooove board games! Especially ones that are based totally on luck, rather than skill (like Sorry). That way, you can't get pissed at your own poor play. BOARD games. Why did I call em table games? No one calls them that, or do they? English as Second Language strikes again. I thought, "Table games, huh? Is that a euphemism for sex?" But then I read about you having no hope of beating him and I thought, "Naahhhhh." We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: BOARD games. Why did I call em table games? No one calls them that, or do they? English as Second Language strikes again. I thought, "Table games, huh? Is that a euphemism for sex?" But then I read about you having no hope of beating him and I thought, "Naahhhhh." That's just a fancy wordy way of calling me a slut isn't it?  | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: I thought, "Table games, huh? Is that a euphemism for sex?" But then I read about you having no hope of beating him and I thought, "Naahhhhh." That's just a fancy wordy way of calling me a slut isn't it?  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: That's just a fancy wordy way of calling me a slut isn't it? I'd so let you have it if there wasn't a bit of truth in that statement. I SO would. 
EDIT: Damn, I couldn't even write that reply without it sounding wrong. Or maybe the Org has rotted my mind into seeing sexual innuendo in everything. Anyway, you know what I meant by lettin you have it. [Edited 3/17/10 13:36pm] | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: I'd so let you have it if there wasn't a bit of truth in that statement. I SO would. Yeah, yeah. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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In fact, I JUST turned the Wii off. I'm trying to raise my bowling average. So far, besides my OCCASIONAL muscle pain from swinging my arms like tree branches in a hurricane: 1. Knocked down the t.v. 2. Knocked stuff off the t.v. 3. I crashed into a bookshelf trying to return a serve in tennis 4. Almost DESTROYED my kneecap while serving in tennis 5. Hit my cousin in the elbow while serving in tennis 6. Hit myself in the eye while bowling 7. Took a lamp out while playing tennis 8. Almost broke the glass stand that the t.v. is on while playing tennis... Man, I'll have to come back and update this list | |
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ScarletScandal said:
In fact, I JUST turned the Wii off. I'm trying to raise my bowling average. So far, besides my OCCASIONAL muscle pain from swinging my arms like tree branches in a hurricane: 1. Knocked down the t.v. 2. Knocked stuff off the t.v. 3. I crashed into a bookshelf trying to return a serve in tennis 4. Almost DESTROYED my kneecap while serving in tennis 5. Hit my cousin in the elbow while serving in tennis 6. Hit myself in the eye while bowling 7. Took a lamp out while playing tennis 8. Almost broke the glass stand that the t.v. is on while playing tennis... Man, I'll have to come back and update this list
I love that damn bowling. | |
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At this point I can avert a foreseen disaster, but I need to act fast: The floors in our apartment are pretty creaky, and whenever we jog on the wii, our bookshelves rock back and forth.  I need to anchor them.Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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johnart said: ScarletScandal said:
In fact, I JUST turned the Wii off. I'm trying to raise my bowling average. So far, besides my OCCASIONAL muscle pain from swinging my arms like tree branches in a hurricane: 1. Knocked down the t.v. 2. Knocked stuff off the t.v. 3. I crashed into a bookshelf trying to return a serve in tennis 4. Almost DESTROYED my kneecap while serving in tennis 5. Hit my cousin in the elbow while serving in tennis 6. Hit myself in the eye while bowling 7. Took a lamp out while playing tennis 8. Almost broke the glass stand that the t.v. is on while playing tennis... Man, I'll have to come back and update this list
I love that damn bowling. I can't turn it off. | |
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johnart said: Genesia said: I looooove board games! Especially ones that are based totally on luck, rather than skill (like Sorry). That way, you can't get pissed at your own poor play. BOARD games. Why did I call em table games? No one calls them that, or do they? English as Second Language strikes again. do you call playgrounds "games"? Leo does every time! "Go and play on the games, kids!" | |
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ScarletScandal said:
In fact, I JUST turned the Wii off. I'm trying to raise my bowling average. So far, besides my OCCASIONAL muscle pain from swinging my arms like tree branches in a hurricane: 1. Knocked down the t.v. 2. Knocked stuff off the t.v. 3. I crashed into a bookshelf trying to return a serve in tennis 4. Almost DESTROYED my kneecap while serving in tennis 5. Hit my cousin in the elbow while serving in tennis 6. Hit myself in the eye while bowling 7. Took a lamp out while playing tennis 8. Almost broke the glass stand that the t.v. is on while playing tennis... Man, I'll have to come back and update this list Yeah I haven't had that many Wii encounters but I'm telling you one day im gonna knock someone unconscious with the damn remote swinging it in bowling insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
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ZombieKitten said: johnart said: BOARD games. Why did I call em table games? No one calls them that, or do they? English as Second Language strikes again. do you call playgrounds "games"? Leo does every time! "Go and play on the games, kids!" No. I call them...what do I call them?? 
I think I just say GO TO THE PLAYGROUND.  | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: do you call playgrounds "games"? Leo does every time! "Go and play on the games, kids!" No. I call them...what do I call them??
I think I just say GO TO THE PLAYGROUND. you probably never have to say it | |
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ZombieKitten said: johnart said: No. I call them...what do I call them??
I think I just say GO TO THE PLAYGROUND. you probably never have to say it Used to. With the nieces and nephew. Not much at the moment. | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: you probably never have to say it Used to. With the nieces and nephew. Not much at the moment. what's spanish for play equipment? | |
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For real.....we need to do the org Mario Kart Wii thing. lol I haven't played my Wii since the new Super Mario came out. They have a Project Runway game coming out.....may already be out, I don't know. I'm curious to play it.  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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we can't play because our cats go insane trying to get the Wii remote straps.
it adds a certain degree of difficulty, trying to bowl a strike with mutiple felines diving at your hand. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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whistle said: we can't play because our cats go insane trying to get the Wii remote straps.
it adds a certain degree of difficulty, trying to bowl a strike with mutiple felines diving at your hand. put it around your wrist!!!! then it won't flap about so much | |
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ZombieKitten said: whistle said: we can't play because our cats go insane trying to get the Wii remote straps.
it adds a certain degree of difficulty, trying to bowl a strike with mutiple felines diving at your hand. put it around your wrist!!!! then it won't flap about so much we can't be arsed to follow basic instructions.  everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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