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Reply #60 posted 03/17/10 2:45pm

ScarletScandal

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johnart said:

ScarletScandal said:


falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
faint faint faint faint faint faint faint faint faint
I'M DONE WITH LIFE.


spit falloff spit falloff spit falloff
I just ordered more incontinence pads. neutral

When I saw the previews for that porno, I honestly thought he had the guys lined up by color, from lightest to darkest.
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Reply #61 posted 03/17/10 2:47pm

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johnart said:

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falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
boxed


Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about?? fallofffalloff
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.

falloff spit

I'm just imagining you cackling in your Snuggie and Depends.
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Reply #62 posted 03/17/10 3:29pm

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ScarletScandal said:

johnart said:



spit falloff spit falloff spit falloff
I just ordered more incontinence pads. neutral

When I saw the previews for that porno, I honestly thought he had the guys lined up by color, from lightest to darkest.


falloff
I never thought about it. And now you got me wondering if he works his way through them from lightest to darkest. lol I know he starts out with the white boys (that redhead boy drool), but I can't think whether latinos or black guys are second or third. hmmm
I never...watch that movie in order, or more than one scene in one sitting. redface

I'll have to check tomorrow. lurking
[Edited 3/17/10 15:30pm]
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Reply #63 posted 03/17/10 3:29pm

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minneapolisgenius said:

johnart said:



Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about?? fallofffalloff
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.

falloff spit

I'm just imagining you cackling in your Snuggie and Depends.


It's not a pretty visual huh? lol
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Reply #64 posted 03/17/10 4:12pm

ZombieKitten

johnart said:

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I once saw a german midget fisting porn, and the guy says "let me see you stick it in her furburger" (in heavy german accent lol ) I watched that bit like 5 times, laughing until I was nearly sick falloff


Ron will chase me around (joking THANK GAWD!!) talkin bout "Come on. Lemme _____ your Boy Furburger." mad

I have no idea where he got that expression. Is that a German thing? He lived there for a while as a teen. lol


it MUST be! falloff
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Reply #65 posted 03/17/10 8:20pm

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johnart said:

ScarletScandal said:


When I saw the previews for that porno, I honestly thought he had the guys lined up by color, from lightest to darkest.


falloff
I never thought about it. And now you got me wondering if he works his way through them from lightest to darkest. lol I know he starts out with the white boys (that redhead boy drool), but I can't think whether latinos or black guys are second or third. hmmm
I never...watch that movie in order, or more than one scene in one sitting. redface

I'll have to check tomorrow. lurking
[Edited 3/17/10 15:30pm]

omg...Jeff is NAASSSS TAAAAYYY!! I NEED a guy like that!!
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Reply #66 posted 03/18/10 1:44am

Ottensen

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zaza said:

The most"falloff" is German porn lol

"Ich habe einen groß Kugelschreiber"


I have a big writing pen.
lol
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Reply #67 posted 03/18/10 1:57am

ZombieKitten

Ottensen said:

purplehippieonthe1 said:


"Ich habe einen groß Kugelschreiber"


I have a big writing pen.
lol

specifically ball-point, isn't it?
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Reply #68 posted 03/18/10 2:13am

Ottensen

ZombieKitten said:

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I have a big writing pen.
lol

specifically ball-point, isn't it?


I have a big ball point pen lol
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Reply #69 posted 03/18/10 2:22am

Ottensen

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joseph8 said:

I don't like any of the new black porn.
The brothers talk so much shit and it's really annoying

I'm like, shut the fuck up with all the trash talk and fuck the girl already!
I wonder if the sisters in those vids wear ear plugs lol


Wesley Pipes especially.
mad


I didn't know his name, but I knew who you were talking about immediately. That man is a thug, he always looks like he just beat the hell outta somebody in his videos lol . I just looked him up on youtube to make sure it's the right dude:



He does talk alot during his sex scenes

lol
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Reply #70 posted 03/18/10 7:48am

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"Straight" boys with lisps. lol
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Reply #71 posted 03/18/10 8:04am

MIGUELGOMEZ

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oh god, he's the worst - yes you have a big dick, do you have to mention it on every single stroke?



I can't listen to Jeff Stryker. He makes me laugh. Love his member but that's about it.

I'm so happy that he has a kid and is living the quiet life latley.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #72 posted 03/18/10 8:44am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

mynameisnotsusan said:



oh god, he's the worst - yes you have a big dick, do you have to mention it on every single stroke?



I can't listen to Jeff Stryker. He makes me laugh. Love his member but that's about it.

I'm so happy that he has a kid and is living the quiet life latley.

confused He does nothing for me.
But this mofo here:


drool drool drool drool drool
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Reply #73 posted 03/18/10 11:26am

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ScarletScandal said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:




I can't listen to Jeff Stryker. He makes me laugh. Love his member but that's about it.

I'm so happy that he has a kid and is living the quiet life latley.

confused He does nothing for me.
But this mofo here:


drool drool drool drool drool


Did you know that he's LATINO? He's started doing bareback stuff now and he's not looking too good. He looks cracked out to me.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #74 posted 03/18/10 11:52am

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johnart said:

Also, a penis, regardless of how massive or glorious, should never be referred to as a Cuntwrecker. neutral



some of those mofos can really tear up a coochie or a booty. have you seen some of them streched out veejayjays and asses? it's like why even bother living. lol
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Reply #75 posted 03/18/10 11:58am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ScarletScandal said:


confused He does nothing for me.
But this mofo here:


drool drool drool drool drool


[img]Did you know that he's LATINO?[/img] He's started doing bareback stuff now and he's not looking too good. He looks cracked out to me.


REALLY????
His real name is David Zuluaga.
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Reply #76 posted 03/18/10 12:20pm

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Ottensen said:

phunkdaddy said:



Wesley Pipes especially.
mad


I didn't know his name, but I knew who you were talking about immediately. That man is a thug, he always looks like he just beat the hell outta somebody in his videos lol . I just looked him up on youtube to make sure it's the right dude:



He does talk alot during his sex scenes

lol



This guy is probably the dumbest, motherfucking, ass-munching, dick-faced idiot I've ever seen. I've also never seen so much shit coming out of a mouth at once, ya knaw whawt awm sayen?!

It's so sad that some people really think they have to live up to this embarrassingly brainless L.A.-west-coast-tough-gangsta-nigga-stereotype. I always thought it was something you'd only see on MTV, but this fella here really made me wish I'd have the chance to kick his ugly face off. For fuck's sake, I don't even wanna share this planet with fuckfaces like him!



disbelief x 1000
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Reply #77 posted 03/18/10 12:22pm

Dave1992

And here's to me thinking I can come across as vulgar and superficial from time to time. Damn, I'm a highly intelligent and well-behaved theology-philosopher compared to that motherfucker.
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Reply #78 posted 03/18/10 1:39pm

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Ottensen said:

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Wesley Pipes especially.
mad


I didn't know his name, but I knew who you were talking about immediately. That man is a thug, he always looks like he just beat the hell outta somebody in his videos lol . I just looked him up on youtube to make sure it's the right dude:



He does talk alot during his sex scenes

lol


confused I made it to 0:40, and then I shot my computer monitor. That is TOO MURCH niggadom for one day :disgust:
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Reply #79 posted 03/18/10 1:49pm

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DesireeNevermind said:

johnart said:

Also, a penis, regardless of how massive or glorious, should never be referred to as a Cuntwrecker. neutral



some of those mofos can really tear up a coochie or a booty. have you seen some of them streched out veejayjays and asses? it's like why even bother living. lol


Bboy ruined you with his Justin Slayer destroys pussy thread. lol
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Reply #80 posted 03/18/10 1:51pm

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ScarletScandal said:

Ottensen said:



I didn't know his name, but I knew who you were talking about immediately. That man is a thug, he always looks like he just beat the hell outta somebody in his videos lol . I just looked him up on youtube to make sure it's the right dude:



He does talk alot during his sex scenes

lol


confused I made it to 0:40, and then I shot my computer monitor. That is TOO MURCH niggadom for one day :disgust:


Yeah at the end of the video there was another clip with him and his
thoughts on white girls in porn.
faint
Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint
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Reply #81 posted 03/18/10 2:36pm

Cinnie

I just like that there is a porn star named "Wesley Pipes" falloff
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Reply #82 posted 03/18/10 2:40pm

Dave1992

Cinnie said:

I just like that there is a porn star named "Wesley Pipes" falloff


But, come on, wouldn't you play all nigga-gangsta on that mutherfucker and shoot him if you had the opportunity to?
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Reply #83 posted 03/18/10 2:42pm

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Dave1992 said:

Cinnie said:

I just like that there is a porn star named "Wesley Pipes" falloff


But, come on, wouldn't you play all nigga-gangsta on that mutherfucker and shoot him if you had the opportunity to?


lock ! I still don't know who he is, just the name
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Reply #84 posted 03/18/10 3:17pm

Dave1992

Cinnie said:

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But, come on, wouldn't you play all nigga-gangsta on that mutherfucker and shoot him if you had the opportunity to?


lock ! I still don't know who he is, just the name


You should be well happy you know "just the name" disbelief
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Reply #85 posted 03/18/10 4:11pm

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phunkdaddy said:

DesireeNevermind said:




some of those mofos can really tear up a coochie or a booty. have you seen some of them streched out veejayjays and asses? it's like why even bother living. lol


Bboy ruined you with his Justin Slayer destroys pussy thread. lol



he sure did. disbelief

look at this horror of horrors. dead

http://analshocker.com/st...006506.jpg
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Reply #86 posted 03/18/10 4:17pm

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phunkdaddy said:

ScarletScandal said:



confused I made it to 0:40, and then I shot my computer monitor. That is TOO MURCH niggadom for one day :disgust:


Yeah at the end of the video there was another clip with him and his
thoughts on white girls in porn.
faint



falloff @ "it's a lot a shit goin' on, lotta ass and pussy goin' on, I'm just hangin out..."


did this fool say "I'm born off up in the south"? and "the directors in dem"? and "go to the porno company and say i got bitches to shoot" ?
eek

country fried knee grow! disbelief but ya know....there's a whole lotta dudes like him just walking freely up and down California streets, no warning signs or labels or nuthin'! Damn shame.
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Reply #87 posted 03/18/10 8:49pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ScarletScandal said:


confused He does nothing for me.
But this mofo here:


drool drool drool drool drool


Did you know that he's LATINO? He's started doing bareback stuff now and he's not looking too good. He looks cracked out to me.


That would be because he's completely insane. He's been blacklisted because he's hiv+ but is one of those nutcases who believes hiv doesn't exist and it's the anti-viral drugs that make you sick. Here's an interview here

http://www.chicagopride.c...leid/93136
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Reply #88 posted 03/19/10 8:23am

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mynameisnotsusan said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:



Did you know that he's LATINO? He's started doing bareback stuff now and he's not looking too good. He looks cracked out to me.


That would be because he's completely insane. He's been blacklisted because he's hiv+ but is one of those nutcases who believes hiv doesn't exist and it's the anti-viral drugs that make you sick. Here's an interview here

http://www.chicagopride.c...leid/93136


Well moreso than that might be his use of meth.

from Wiki:
Palmer currently makes his home once again in Mendoza, Argentina, having moved there in October 2009 after years in Portland, Oregon. While the move has led some fans to believe he is sick and has "gone home to die", pictures on his website from May 2009 show a very healthy-looking Palmer. He no longer performs in pornographic films, but instead hosts occasional solo webcam shows for his fans on his website.[4] He now forswears antiretroviral drugs as he believes they cause AIDS, instead promoting the therapeutic use of cannabis.[9] Palmer has admitted to a crystal meth addiction which he deals with through his belief in Jesus Christ rolleyes but continues to use the drug.

Like the article says he's not looking unhealthy on his website tho:
The site dates these 12/09

3/2010

http://www.jeffpalmer.net/

That site is a little nuts too. lol
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Reply #89 posted 03/19/10 9:30am

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mynameisnotsusan said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:



Did you know that he's LATINO? He's started doing bareback stuff now and he's not looking too good. He looks cracked out to me.


That would be because he's completely insane. He's been blacklisted because he's hiv+ but is one of those nutcases who believes hiv doesn't exist and it's the anti-viral drugs that make you sick. Here's an interview here

http://www.chicagopride.c...leid/93136

He IS insane!! And I LOVE it!! Have you ever watched his stuff? I NEED a guy like that!! I figured he was HIV+ though, all that crazy shit he does.
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