Porn Dialogue and Scenarios (bound to end up NSFW)

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phunkdaddy said:

I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and
then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like
that shit. disbelief

Did he mean "shit" or was it just a poor choice of words given the situation? falloff

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Reply #31 posted 03/16/10 10:30pm

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Cinnie said:

Acrylic said:

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted

Mmmm: pussy-y.

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Reply #32 posted 03/16/10 10:30pm

phunkdaddy

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JustErin said:

phunkdaddy said:

Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn? confuse

Could be but that was the first time i've seen a dude stroking a
girl up the ass and then another girl sucks the shit infested dick
after begging to see how her ass taste.

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Reply #33 posted 03/16/10 10:34pm

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in my early 20s i had some friends (male and female, gay and straight) and we all loved watching bizarre porn. we got very competitive to find the funniest one.

this one was my find. the song at 2:52 became something all of us knew the words to and used to delight in singing.

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Reply #34 posted 03/16/10 10:52pm

Acrylic

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cborgman said:

ACRYLIC batting eyes

I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.

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Reply #35 posted 03/16/10 11:08pm

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Reply #36 posted 03/16/10 11:12pm

Cinnie	johnart said:
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Reply #37 posted 03/16/10 11:13pm

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johnart said:

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Reply #38 posted 03/16/10 11:39pm

ZombieKitten	I once saw a german midget fisting porn, and the guy says "let me see you stick it in her furburger" (in heavy german accent ) I watched that bit like 5 times, laughing until I was nearly sick
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Reply #39 posted 03/17/10 4:29am

joseph8	I don't like any of the new black porn. The brothers talk so much shit and it's really annoying I'm like, shut the fuck up with all the trash talk and fuck the girl already! I wonder if the sisters in those vids wear ear plugs
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Reply #40 posted 03/17/10 4:57am

zaza	The most"" is German porn
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Reply #41 posted 03/17/10 5:22am

TheScouser

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do you like that? yeah! yeah? yeah! yeah? yeah! do you like my cock in your ass? yeah! yeah? yeah!

Alright already, we get it!

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Reply #42 posted 03/17/10 5:40am

JustErin

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phunkdaddy said:

JustErin said:

Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn? confuse

Could be but that was the first time i've seen a dude stroking a
girl up the ass and then another girl sucks the shit infested dick
after begging to see how her ass taste.

Ya, that's the norm these days.

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Reply #43 posted 03/17/10 5:48am

purplehippieon the1	zaza said: The most"" is German porn "Ich habe einen groß Kugelschreiber"
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Reply #44 posted 03/17/10 8:24am

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ZombieKitten said:

I once saw a german midget fisting porn, and the guy says "let me see you stick it in her furburger" (in heavy german accent lol

) I watched that bit like 5 times, laughing until I was nearly sick falloff

Ron will chase me around (joking THANK GAWD!!) talkin bout "Come on. Lemme _____ your Boy Furburger." mad

I have no idea where he got that expression. Is that a German thing? He lived there for a while as a teen. lol

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Reply #45 posted 03/17/10 8:25am

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zaza said:

The most"

" is German porn lol

I love vintage German porn. No matter how good the women are gettin it if they're really animated they always sound pissed off. lol

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Reply #46 posted 03/17/10 9:46am

Ace

If you've listened to the satellite-radio version of The Howard Stern Show, you've heard some hilarious porn dialogue (straight and gay). The best is when a porn star comes in and Howard says, "Let's have a listen to some of your work...". falloff

Certain clips have become show soundbite staples. A few off the top of my head:

"Are you proud of me, Daddy?!"

"Daddy's boy's been a bad, bad boy!"

"Oh, yeah - droppin' fuckin' loads!!!"

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Reply #47 posted 03/17/10 10:01am

phunkdaddy

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joseph8 said:

I don't like any of the new black porn.
The brothers talk so much shit and it's really annoying

I'm like, shut the fuck up with all the trash talk and fuck the girl already!
I wonder if the sisters in those vids wear ear plugs lol

Wesley Pipes especially.
mad

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Reply #48 posted 03/17/10 11:20am

FauxReal	Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes: "Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really? They need to add that to the Ramen line-up.
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Reply #49 posted 03/17/10 11:48am

Acrylic

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FauxReal said:

Acrylic said:

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted

They need to add that to the Ramen line-up.

ACRYLIC batting eyes

I do nothing professionally.
I only do things for fun.

johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven.

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Reply #50 posted 03/17/10 11:54am

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FauxReal said:

Acrylic said:

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted

They need to add that to the Ramen line-up.

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

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Reply #51 posted 03/17/10 12:29pm

PurpleRighteou
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FauxReal said:

Acrylic said:

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted

They need to add that to the Ramen line-up.

You're a trip.

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Reply #52 posted 03/17/10 1:09pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!

"Take your whoreface money....."

"I know you like a small white one, a medium brown one and a big black juicy one!"

These are both from a movie called TALK DIRTY TO ME II. It was the first porn my cousins and I saw together. We laughed our asses off.

MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"

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Reply #53 posted 03/17/10 1:25pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!

"Take your whoreface money....."

"I know you like a small white one, a medium brown one and a big black juicy one!"

These are both from a movie called TALK DIRTY TO ME II. It was the first porn my cousins and I saw together. We laughed our asses off.

This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were falloff

-ing over at the start of this thread.

"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that). lol

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Reply #54 posted 03/17/10 1:30pm

ScarletScandal

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johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were falloff

-ing over at the start of this thread.

"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that). lol

I'M DONE WITH LIFE.

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Reply #55 posted 03/17/10 1:37pm

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ScarletScandal said:

johnart said:

This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were falloff

-ing over at the start of this thread.

"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that). lol

I'M DONE WITH LIFE.

I just ordered more incontinence pads. neutral

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Reply #56 posted 03/17/10 2:03pm

meow85

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NDRU said:

talking is like any fetish, it should be labeled just like "anal" "gay" "big boobs"

Not everyone needs to talk all the time, many people just want to see sex not hear idiots talk.

It's not the talking that's the problem. It's bad actors with annoying voices who aren't really getting off anyway that's the problem. Which is, like I said, disturbingly common.

"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"

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Reply #57 posted 03/17/10 2:05pm

davidoff1966	I really don't see the point in dialogue in porn. Just fuck dammit!
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Reply #58 posted 03/17/10 2:17pm

mynameisnotsus an	johnart said: oh god, he's the worst - yes you have a big dick, do you have to mention it on every single stroke?
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Reply #59 posted 03/17/10 2:45pm

minneapolisgen
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thejason said:

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche neutral

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