Hottest, funniest, lamest...

Personally, sometimes I wish only the mute made porn.
I just watched a preview that went a little something like:

Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:Oh yea!
Dude 1:Mmm hmmm, yea.
Dude 3:AH yea.
Dude 2:YEAH!
Dude 1:Fuck yeah.
Dude 2: Yea? You like that? YEA??

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Also, a penis, regardless of how massive or glorious, should never be referred to as a Cuntwrecker.

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche

thejason said:

On the subject of nut-butta...

Pecker Snot is one of the grossest terms for cum I've ever heard.

Telling someone to Eat my babies is not hot.

johnart said:

I've heard...

dick mayo
population paste
special sauce
pussy paint
pecker puke

thejason said:

Yeah...

Accents are usually hot, but sometimes the total opposite.
I don't know that most folk here would know, but I know there's a few who will . Jeff Palmer gets gangbanged in this one movie and he's on all fours lookin at the camera and says: "I'm a fuckin slut", only with his thick accent it comes out as: "I'm a fackin SLOT."

johnart said:

ScarletScandal said:

Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about??
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.

johnart said:

Yes John, I do know. He's my favorite porn star.

ScarletScandal said:

I'm so glad someone knew.

johnart said:

Of course I knew. But I really hate talking in porno...unless it's that low/soft voice shit...that gets me hot.
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johnart said:

thejason said:

I'm gonna have fun reading this thread

Porn dialogue is usually pretty stupid.

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses, "Oh yeah, Fuck that pussy."

It's actually disturbing how common that is.

thejason said:

Ummmm ewww to all of the above!

meow85 said:

porn is hot because it's real, and yet certain realities also creep into porn such as the personalities of the actors

NDRU said:

At this point I'm not entirely convinced that most female porn stars aren't just Fran Drescher in a wig.

meow85 said:

seems strange to want a woman to just lie there & be quiet, but if the alternative is hawking loogies & squawcking dirty, give me the dead fish please.

I've heard bitch just shut up and suck the damn dick.

I always hated that. I also hate those pseudo-moans.


Hell, I even prefer it when both are quiet and especially the bitch concentrates on what she does.

That's why I hardly ever watched porn with couples. Back in the day I used to be most turned on by women masturbating until the (really) came



But even there I've heard shit like "yeaaaah... I'm fucking my fucking cervix.. yeaaaah... fuck that fucking cervix... ohhhhh... my cervix is so fucking tight... and now I'm gonna put those finger in my tight asshole! Do you like that? Do you? Ohhh and I'm still inside my cervix.. yeaaaaah..."

meow85 said:

Absolutely HATE that!

talking is like any fetish, it should be labeled just like "anal" "gay" "big boobs"

Not everyone needs to talk all the time, many people just want to see sex not hear idiots talk.

The best for me was a chick "oohing and ahhing" and in between coughed and cleared her throat (a la Whitney) I thought..."give her a Hall's already!"

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really?

Acrylic said:

Mmmm: pussy-y.

meow85 said:

I know what this sounds like

I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and
then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like
that shit.

phunkdaddy said:

Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn?

meow85 said: