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Thread started 03/16/10 1:37pm

johnart

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Porn Dialogue and Scenarios (bound to end up NSFW)

Hottest, funniest, lamest...

Personally, sometimes I wish only the mute made porn.
I just watched a preview that went a little something like:

Dude 1:Yea!
Dude 2:Oh yea!
Dude 1:Mmm hmmm, yea.
Dude 3:AH yea.
Dude 2:YEAH!
Dude 1:Fuck yeah.
Dude 2: Yea? You like that? YEA??
lol
[Edited 3/16/10 13:40pm]
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Reply #1 posted 03/16/10 1:39pm

johnart

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Also, a penis, regardless of how massive or glorious, should never be referred to as a Cuntwrecker. neutral
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Reply #2 posted 03/16/10 1:42pm

thejason

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche neutral
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Reply #3 posted 03/16/10 1:45pm

johnart

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thejason said:

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche neutral


spit

On the subject of nut-butta...

Pecker Snot is one of the grossest terms for cum I've ever heard.ill
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Reply #4 posted 03/16/10 1:48pm

johnart

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Telling someone to Eat my babies is not hot. lol
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Reply #5 posted 03/16/10 1:50pm

thejason

johnart said:

thejason said:

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche neutral


spit

On the subject of nut-butta...

Pecker Snot is one of the grossest terms for cum I've ever heard.ill



I've heard...

dick mayo
population paste
special sauce
pussy paint
pecker puke

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Reply #6 posted 03/16/10 1:54pm

johnart

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thejason said:

johnart said:



spit

On the subject of nut-butta...

Pecker Snot is one of the grossest terms for cum I've ever heard.ill



I've heard...

dick mayo
population paste
special sauce
pussy paint
pecker puke

neutral



Yeah... neutral
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Reply #7 posted 03/16/10 1:57pm

johnart

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Accents are usually hot, but sometimes the total opposite.
I don't know that most folk here would know, but I know there's a few who will lurking. Jeff Palmer gets gangbanged in this one movie and he's on all fours lookin at the camera and says: "I'm a fuckin slut", only with his thick accent it comes out as: "I'm a fackin SLOT." falloff
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Reply #8 posted 03/16/10 2:01pm

ScarletScandal

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johnart said:

Accents are usually hot, but sometimes the total opposite.
I don't know that most folk here would know, but I know there's a few who will lurking. Jeff Palmer gets gangbanged in this one movie and he's on all fours lookin at the camera and says: "I'm a fuckin slut", only with his thick accent it comes out as: "I'm a fackin SLOT." falloff

falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
boxed
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Reply #9 posted 03/16/10 2:03pm

johnart

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ScarletScandal said:

johnart said:

Accents are usually hot, but sometimes the total opposite.
I don't know that most folk here would know, but I know there's a few who will lurking. Jeff Palmer gets gangbanged in this one movie and he's on all fours lookin at the camera and says: "I'm a fuckin slut", only with his thick accent it comes out as: "I'm a fackin SLOT." falloff

falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
boxed


Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about?? fallofffalloff
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.
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Reply #10 posted 03/16/10 2:06pm

ScarletScandal

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johnart said:

ScarletScandal said:


falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff
boxed


Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about?? fallofffalloff
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.

falloff
Yes John, I do know. He's my favorite porn star.
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Reply #11 posted 03/16/10 2:10pm

johnart

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ScarletScandal said:

johnart said:



Why you in the box? You know what I'm talkin about?? fallofffalloff
I can't watch that part without wearin DEPENDS.

falloff
Yes John, I do know. He's my favorite porn star.


I'm so glad someone knew. hug lol
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Reply #12 posted 03/16/10 2:12pm

ScarletScandal

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johnart said:

ScarletScandal said:


falloff
Yes John, I do know. He's my favorite porn star.


I'm so glad someone knew. hug lol

falloff
hug
Of course I knew. But I really hate talking in porno...unless it's that low/soft voice shit...that gets me hot.
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Reply #13 posted 03/16/10 2:33pm

PurpleRighteou
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johnart said:

Also, a penis, regardless of how massive or glorious, should never be referred to as a Cuntwrecker. neutral


thejason said:

once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta."

Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche neutral

falloff I'm gonna have fun reading this thread
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Reply #14 posted 03/16/10 2:46pm

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Porn dialogue is usually pretty stupid.

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses, "Oh yeah, Fuck that pussy."

It's actually disturbing how common that is. eek
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Reply #15 posted 03/16/10 2:49pm

MoniGram

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thejason said:

johnart said:



spit

On the subject of nut-butta...

Pecker Snot is one of the grossest terms for cum I've ever heard.ill



I've heard...

dick mayo
population paste
special sauce
pussy paint
pecker puke

neutral



Ummmm ewww to all of the above! lol
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Reply #16 posted 03/16/10 3:22pm

NDRU

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meow85 said:

Porn dialogue is usually pretty stupid.

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses, "Oh yeah, Fuck that pussy."

It's actually disturbing how common that is. eek


porn is hot because it's real, and yet certain realities also creep into porn such as the personalities of the actors confused
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Reply #17 posted 03/16/10 3:23pm

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NDRU said:

meow85 said:

Porn dialogue is usually pretty stupid.

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses, "Oh yeah, Fuck that pussy."

It's actually disturbing how common that is. eek


porn is hot because it's real, and yet certain realities also creep into porn such as the personalities of the actors confused

At this point I'm not entirely convinced that most female porn stars aren't just Fran Drescher in a wig.
"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!"
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Reply #18 posted 03/16/10 3:26pm

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meow85 said:

NDRU said:



porn is hot because it's real, and yet certain realities also creep into porn such as the personalities of the actors confused

At this point I'm not entirely convinced that most female porn stars aren't just Fran Drescher in a wig.


lol seems strange to want a woman to just lie there & be quiet, but if the alternative is hawking loogies & squawcking dirty, give me the dead fish please.
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Reply #19 posted 03/16/10 3:48pm

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I've heard bitch just shut up and suck the damn dick.
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Reply #20 posted 03/16/10 3:59pm

Dave1992

I always hated that. I also hate those pseudo-moans.


Hell, I even prefer it when both are quiet and especially the bitch concentrates on what she does.

That's why I hardly ever watched porn with couples. Back in the day I used to be most turned on by women masturbating until the (really) came shrug



But even there I've heard shit like "yeaaaah... I'm fucking my fucking cervix.. yeaaaah... fuck that fucking cervix... ohhhhh... my cervix is so fucking tight... and now I'm gonna put those finger in my tight asshole! Do you like that? Do you? Ohhh and I'm still inside my cervix.. yeaaaaah..."

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Reply #21 posted 03/16/10 4:00pm

Dave1992

meow85 said:

Porn dialogue is usually pretty stupid.

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses, "Oh yeah, Fuck that pussy."

It's actually disturbing how common that is. eek




Absolutely HATE that! falloff
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Reply #22 posted 03/16/10 4:02pm

NDRU

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talking is like any fetish, it should be labeled just like "anal" "gay" "big boobs"

Not everyone needs to talk all the time, many people just want to see sex not hear idiots talk.
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Reply #23 posted 03/16/10 10:02pm

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The best for me was a chick "oohing and ahhing" and in between coughed and cleared her throat (a la Whitney) I thought..."give her a Hall's already!"
If it breaks when it bends, U better not put it in!
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Reply #24 posted 03/16/10 10:12pm

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So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted
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Reply #25 posted 03/16/10 10:19pm

Cinnie

Acrylic said:

So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor."

Really? whofarted

lol Mmmm: pussy-y.
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Reply #26 posted 03/16/10 10:20pm

Cinnie

meow85 said:

My all-time favourite for dumbass porno dirty talk has got to be the actresses with high-pitched nasal voices practically humming through their noses,

lol I know what this sounds like
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Reply #27 posted 03/16/10 10:25pm

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I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and
then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like
that shit. disbelief
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Reply #28 posted 03/16/10 10:27pm

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phunkdaddy said:

I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and
then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like
that shit. disbelief


Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn? confuse
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Reply #29 posted 03/16/10 10:28pm

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meow85 said:

NDRU said:



porn is hot because it's real, and yet certain realities also creep into porn such as the personalities of the actors confused

At this point I'm not entirely convinced that most female porn stars aren't just Fran Drescher in a wig.


spit
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Sometimes I have to defend
against die-hard bullshit
and the fakes who propagate it.

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