a co worker just came into my office laughing and said:

"I just took a whizz five minutes ago, and now I have to take a dump, Don't you hate that?"



I just said "thanks for letting me know!"

WTF is wrong with people? Why is that supposed to be an entertaining story to come into my office & tell me?

....see, you gonna make me not wanna get another job

and I got billz....BILLZ!!!

This person is always coming in to tell me stupid jokes. That's one thing, but let's not get to personal, eh?

I think he thought it was a real "guy bonding" type of sharing. Sorry but it's just nasty. If I want to think about people shitting I'll come here.

I work with a girl who told us today that one time she was giving her husband head and could taste pee.... PEE!!

here's the topper

My boss says insane things all the time to me. One day she was raving about the state of the world, specifically a story of a 12 year old boy who assaulted a young girl.

She said "back in the day we didn't rape each other...sure, we finger fucked each other, but..."

tinaz said:

How the hell did she know that?

tinaz said:

the pee is not the only inappropriate part of that story

PurpleRighteous1 said:

good question!

NDRU said:

EXACTLY!!

NDRU said:

wow

DanceWme said:

Have you ever heard anything like that? Even if I was not at work, I could only scratch my head and wonder what that had to do with anything a rational person would ever think to say.

NDRU said:

You should of asked if you could watch

Seriously they might as well let the entire office know

BklynBabe said:

i wish i could use this pix at my job, because we have a new female employee. this woman talks and talks and talks and talks, i mean she doesn't stop to take a breath.
when i go home i swear my ears feel like there ringing. you know, like how your ears feel after listening to a loud concert.
i just want to tell her "why don't you try re-introducing your top lip to your bottom lip and become reaquainted with silence."

she's probably a nice person, but i can't get a word in edgewise to find out.

tinaz said:

Well come on. In all fairness, if it doesn't taste like cum and it doesn't taste like welch's grape juice, wtf are you gonna think it's tastin like.

my boss once accidentally called me harlot



anyway, I've been making him pay ever since

johnart said:

Well theres that pre cum stuff...

NDRU said:

Sounds like an average day at my place of work. It's pure filth here.

ZombieKitten said:

you should have told him you only whore for the Org!

Don't mfers work anymore?

reminds me of me...

being self employed, I find that I'm often inappropriate with myself...I consider it a perk...

I just try to make it thru the day without snappin and chokin out any of my co-workers....ALL of them except maybe one, annoy the hell outta me.....so maybe I'm the insane one.....

oh the things I could post under this topic
But I won't I'll keep that to orgnotes.
Although I will post one word as it relates to one of my coworkers.

LIAR!!!!!



nuff said

uPtoWnNY said:

This is one of the reasons we've become such a litigious society. People have no idea what is and is not appropriate converstion and a lot of juvenile behavior from grown ass men and women in the work place has led to almost anything said being actionable

You're at work, not in a club, on the corner or in a bar but many people in responsible positions act like they don't know the difference.
I'm sure a lot of the behavior is about vying for attention and desperately wanting to be popular.
Some of us never get out of high school mode even as adults.


*** stepping down off the soap box now***

joseph8 said: