If I'm not seeing banner ads for how to turn your yellowing tombstone teeth into gorgeous white pearls; it's the ads promoting the secret of "getting ripped in four weeks"...

I'm not clicking on those ads, because they look dodgy as Hell, but does anybody know what the alleged secret is? The ads mysteriously mention "obeying just one simple rule".

What can it be???

pay.

$$$$$ is the secret

The secret to getting ripped in four weeks is being close to ripped in the first place.

Genesia said:

And there it is.



As far as yellow teeth, the Chrest White strips work great.
So does eating lots of strawberries (the chemical in them strips the stains from coffee and cigaretts off of teeth over time), and rinsing your mouth out with a 50/50 water/hydrogen peroxide mixture (far better than listerine).

whistle said:

I'm not paying!

The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly).

TheVoid said:

I gargle with Listerine first and then swoosh around some Theramed Whitening Mouthwash - which is just basically minty bleach.

Here's the secret...

GirlBrother said:

Not possible.

The only thing that can come even close is a strict water fast or raw-vegan eating, but even then you're looking 20 pounds tops.

And that's not RIPPED--that's just thinner.

TheVoid said:

Well, it's sod's law. As soon as I mention the "how to get ripped in 4 weeks" ads, I stop seeing them!

FauxReal said:

Either that or Crystal Meth

GirlBrother said:

It IS a big con. I saw a show on tv where a woman who had spent a several month long period dieting and exercising had posted her before and after results on a message forum or blog and she later saw herself in those ads. Someone had stolen her before and after pictures to say she'd done it in 4 weeks by consuming whatever pill that ad was selling. And she had found several other folks online this had happened to.
Also - I have read many reviews where they promise a 14 or 30 day money back guarantee, but charge you when you order and you won't receive the product until after that time is up, they hit you with subscription charges and it's impopssible to cancel as you can't get anyone on the phone, etc.

GirlBrother said:

they spelled 'ancient' wrong. this might as well be a Nigerian 419 scam.

Aaah! Here's a couple...

They're not real.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh. That's awful!!!

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, I saw your earlier post after I'd posted my later post (if you know what I mean).

I guess the secret is... there is no secret.

Don't let these ads undermine the importance of being ripped. A state we should all be aiming for no matter how long it takes.

mcmeekle said:

Well, I don't want to look like Popeye. I just want to get a little more trim.

GirlBrother said:

I know the two simple rules.

#1: Get off your ass

and

#2: Get to the gym.

mcmeekle said:

I'm not saying you need to get off your ass!

mcmeekle said:

But I walk to and from work most days, which is 2.5 miles one way (a five mile round trip). I hardly eat anything really.

Maybe I should join Weight Watchers. I'm 5'7" and 170 pounds at the minute. I should be about 142 pounds for my height and build.

Flush all the water out of your system.

It isn't healthy.

im not gonna say what i THOUGHT the thread was called when i glanced at the topic....























ZOMG! :

getting ripped off more like. just do loads of squats, lunges and pressups. these can be done anywhere, on the way to work, at the shops, at the club. then throw in as much sex as you can handle

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

GirlBrother said:

If its not all a big con???? Are you for real???

The secret is that the word "off" after ripped is silent but implied.

GirlBrother said:

Here's the "1 ancient rule": eat a tapeworm. People actually used to do this.

Poiple said: