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What IS The Secret To getting Ripped In Four Weeks? If I'm not seeing banner ads for how to turn your yellowing tombstone teeth into gorgeous white pearls; it's the ads promoting the secret of "getting ripped in four weeks"...
I'm not clicking on those ads, because they look dodgy as Hell, but does anybody know what the alleged secret is? The ads mysteriously mention "obeying just one simple rule". What can it be??? | |
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pay. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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$$$$$ is the secret | |
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The secret to getting ripped in four weeks is being close to ripped in the first place. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: The secret to getting ripped in four weeks is being close to ripped in the first place.
And there it is. As far as yellow teeth, the Chrest White strips work great. So does eating lots of strawberries (the chemical in them strips the stains from coffee and cigaretts off of teeth over time), and rinsing your mouth out with a 50/50 water/hydrogen peroxide mixture (far better than listerine). | |
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whistle said: pay.
I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). | |
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TheVoid said: As far as yellow teeth, rinsing your mouth out with a 50/50 water/hydrogen peroxide mixture (far better than listerine).
I gargle with Listerine first and then swoosh around some Theramed Whitening Mouthwash - which is just basically minty bleach. | |
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Here's the secret...
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GirlBrother said: whistle said: pay.
I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). Not possible. The only thing that can come even close is a strict water fast or raw-vegan eating, but even then you're looking 20 pounds tops. And that's not RIPPED--that's just thinner. | |
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TheVoid said: And that's not RIPPED--that's just thinner.
Well, it's sod's law. As soon as I mention the "how to get ripped in 4 weeks" ads, I stop seeing them! | |
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FauxReal said: Here's the secret...
Either that or Crystal Meth 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Ex-Moderator | GirlBrother said: whistle said: pay.
I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). It IS a big con. I saw a show on tv where a woman who had spent a several month long period dieting and exercising had posted her before and after results on a message forum or blog and she later saw herself in those ads. Someone had stolen her before and after pictures to say she'd done it in 4 weeks by consuming whatever pill that ad was selling. And she had found several other folks online this had happened to. Also - I have read many reviews where they promise a 14 or 30 day money back guarantee, but charge you when you order and you won't receive the product until after that time is up, they hit you with subscription charges and it's impopssible to cancel as you can't get anyone on the phone, etc. |
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GirlBrother said: they spelled 'ancient' wrong. this might as well be a Nigerian 419 scam. everyone's a fruit & nut case | |
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Aaah! Here's a couple...
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Ex-Moderator | They're not real. |
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CarrieMpls said: It IS a big con. I saw a show on tv where a woman who had spent a several month long period dieting and exercising had posted her before and after results on a message forum or blog and she later saw herself in those ads. Someone had stolen her before and after pictures to say she'd done it in 4 weeks by consuming whatever pill that ad was selling. And she had found several other folks online this had happened to.
Oh. That's awful!!! | |
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CarrieMpls said: They're not real.
Yeah, I saw your earlier post after I'd posted my later post (if you know what I mean). I guess the secret is... there is no secret. | |
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Don't let these ads undermine the importance of being ripped. A state we should all be aiming for no matter how long it takes.
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mcmeekle said: Don't let these ads undermine the importance of being ripped. A state we should all be aiming for no matter how long it takes.
Well, I don't want to look like Popeye. I just want to get a little more trim. | |
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GirlBrother said: mcmeekle said: Don't let these ads undermine the importance of being ripped. A state we should all be aiming for no matter how long it takes.
Well, I don't want to look like Popeye. I just want to get a little more trim. I know the two simple rules. #1: Get off your ass and #2: Get to the gym. | |
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mcmeekle said: GirlBrother said: Well, I don't want to look like Popeye. I just want to get a little more trim. I know the two simple rules. #1: Get off your ass and #2: Get to the gym. I'm not saying you need to get off your ass! | |
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mcmeekle said: mcmeekle said: I know the two simple rules. #1: Get off your ass and #2: Get to the gym. I'm not saying you need to get off your ass! But I walk to and from work most days, which is 2.5 miles one way (a five mile round trip). I hardly eat anything really. Maybe I should join Weight Watchers. I'm 5'7" and 170 pounds at the minute. I should be about 142 pounds for my height and build. | |
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Flush all the water out of your system.
It isn't healthy. | |
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im not gonna say what i THOUGHT the thread was called when i glanced at the topic....
ZOMG! : | |
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getting ripped off more like. just do loads of squats, lunges and pressups. these can be done anywhere, on the way to work, at the shops, at the club. then throw in as much sex as you can handle | |
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand | |
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GirlBrother said: whistle said: pay.
I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). If its not all a big con???? Are you for real??? | |
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The secret is that the word "off" after ripped is silent but implied. "I know that living with u baby, was sometimes hard...but I'm willing 2 give it another try.
Cause nothing compares....nothing compares 2 u!" | |
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GirlBrother said: whistle said: pay.
I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). Here's the "1 ancient rule": eat a tapeworm. People actually used to do this. | |
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Poiple said: GirlBrother said: I'm not paying! The results do look impressive though... I mean if it's not all a big con. This bitch looks like a different person after just three weeks (allegedly). Here's the "1 ancient rule": eat a tapeworm. People actually used to do this. ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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