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I have to admit, a nicely groomed "area" IS nice but... Woman causes crash shaving bikini area while driving
Posted: Mar 09, 2010 7:52 AM CST Updated: Mar 09, 2010 7:56 AM CST KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com. Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit. So during the drive, she decided to shave. Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report. The site also noted that Barnes was convicted of DUI and driving without a license the day before the crash. The vehicle she was driving struck another car from behind, causing minor injuries to the occupants. The report says she and her ex-husband drove another half-mile after the crash and switched seats, so it looked like he was driving. But burns on his chest from the passenger-side airbag sank their story – since the site reports the driver's airbag wasn't deployed by the impact. Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. A trooper told keysnews.com he thought another incident in the same general area was the strangest traffic incident he'd ever see – but this topped it. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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What is wrong with her. |
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Alej said: What is wrong with her.
Her vadge was too hairy. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: Alej said: What is wrong with her.
Her vadge was too hairy. Men are hairy too 
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Alej said: What is wrong with her.
SERIOUSLY
not only the obvious WTFage of the whole situation - but... her ex-husband was in the car with her on her way to see her boyfriend?  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Wait a minute. She's with her ex, going to meet her boyfriend, and she was arrested for DUI the day before? Is this an episode of Great Moments in the History of White Trash? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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sammij said: Alej said: What is wrong with her.
SERIOUSLY
not only the obvious WTFage of the whole situation - but... her ex-husband was in the car with her on her way to see her boyfriend? No shit. No way he could give an impartial opinion of the shave job. She needs a sassy gay friend. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: sammij said: SERIOUSLY
not only the obvious WTFage of the whole situation - but... her ex-husband was in the car with her on her way to see her boyfriend? No shit. No way he could give an impartial opinion of the shave job. She needs a sassy gay friend. Sassy Gay Friend says, "She's a stupid bitch." We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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luv4u said: Mars23 said: Her vadge was too hairy. Men are hairy too I may be out on a limb here, but I'm gonna guess the vast majority of hairy vaginas on the planet belong to women. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Genesia said: Mars23 said: No shit. No way he could give an impartial opinion of the shave job. She needs a sassy gay friend. Sassy Gay Friend says, "She's a stupid bitch." [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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luv4u said: Mars23 said: Her vadge was too hairy. Men are hairy too What on earth does that have to do with anything in this thread? [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Mars23 said: luv4u said: Men are hairy too I may be out on a limb here, but I'm gonna guess the vast majority of hairy vaginas on the planet belong to women. Ohhhhh I take this is from your experiences
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Genesia said: Mars23 said: No shit. No way he could give an impartial opinion of the shave job. She needs a sassy gay friend. Sassy Gay Friend says, "She's a stupid bitch." OMG! !!!  ! | |
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luv4u said: Mars23 said: I may be out on a limb here, but I'm gonna guess the vast majority of hairy vaginas on the planet belong to women. Ohhhhh I take this is from your experiences That, and biology. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Lawd ! |
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Alej said: Lawd
!Right?
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Best.thread.ever. | |
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sammij said: Alej said: Lawd
!Right?
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Seriously, bitch? Seriously?!
Ok, so her ex-husband not only went with her to see her boyfriend, he didn't object to the shaving the cooch while driving? Or at least offer to drive? 
And where the fuck was he gonna be while they were fucking? Was he gonaa take the car for a ride or just chill in the living room?  I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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PurpleRighteous1 said: Seriously, bitch? Seriously?!
Ok, so her ex-husband not only went with her to see her boyfriend, he didn't object to the shaving the cooch while driving? Or at least offer to drive?
And where the fuck was he gonna be while they were fucking? Was he gonaa take the car for a ride or just chill in the living room? Sounds like an episode of "My Name is Earl". BTW, this thread is useless without pics. [Edited 3/14/10 18:53pm] |
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how the fuck do you shave your vag in a CAR and not cut yourself to pieces?! Or have it be, you know, smooth?  | |
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I think I know what the ex-husband was thinking...
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Ex- husband is willing to take the fall and say he was behind the wheel while Ms. I have to shave my mouse is racing to new dick and can't take the time to shave the snatch at home BEFORE she left?
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Why didn't the ex-husband shave her cooch while she was driving?  | |
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Vendetta1 said: Why didn't the ex-husband shave her cooch while she was driving?
Lol...It would require swallowing an unimaginable amount of pride to shave a vagina you used to stick your dick in...to prep it for some other dude. That said, I wouldn't past these two if they had thought of it. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Why didn't the ex-husband shave her cooch while she was driving?
BOUNDARIES, Ivy, BOUNDARIES.  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: Vendetta1 said: Why didn't the ex-husband shave her cooch while she was driving?
BOUNDARIES, Ivy, BOUNDARIES. | |
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