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Thread started 03/13/10 8:14am

JerseyKRS

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F#*K You, Toilet!!!

As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...



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Reply #1 posted 03/13/10 8:15am

JustErin

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wonderful.
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Reply #2 posted 03/13/10 8:23am

JerseyKRS

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JustErin said:

wonderful.


fart


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Reply #3 posted 03/13/10 9:14am

PurpleThunder

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So what did you do about this....

You didnt just leave it all healed did ya? lol
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Reply #4 posted 03/13/10 9:17am

RodeoSchro

I taught my 16-year-old son how to unclog a toilet yesterday. Feel free to nominate me for Father of the Year.
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Reply #5 posted 03/13/10 12:01pm

RenHoek

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you live with a lot of girls don'tcha... nod
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Reply #6 posted 03/13/10 12:08pm

TheVoid

Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago? lol
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Reply #7 posted 03/13/10 1:00pm

JerseyKRS

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TheVoid said:

Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago? lol



you know it. lol


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Reply #8 posted 03/13/10 1:14pm

PunkMistress

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TheVoid said:

Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago? lol


I wanted to go in and take a pic of myself in there, but he wouldn't let me go in the men's room.

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It's what you make it.
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Reply #9 posted 03/13/10 1:56pm

drgnfly

that is a barf bathroom lol eek
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Reply #10 posted 03/13/10 1:59pm

PunkMistress

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drgnfly said:

that is a barf bathroom lol eek


It's a famous bathroom here on the Org.

That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days.

Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. nod
It's what you make it.
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Reply #11 posted 03/13/10 2:01pm

drgnfly

PunkMistress said:

drgnfly said:

that is a barf bathroom lol eek


It's a famous bathroom here on the Org.

That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days.

Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. nod



lol well it looks as if it needed to be broken to pieces lol woot! 2 u
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Reply #12 posted 03/13/10 4:26pm

cborgman

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i have no idea what all this is about, but may i suggest a cage match to the death between the two of you?


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Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #13 posted 03/13/10 4:33pm

cborgman

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it's also a damn shame there is a 5 day waiting period on new accounts, cause i really want to make a new one named "toilet" just to go nuts in this thread.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #14 posted 03/13/10 4:36pm

Fauxie

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falloff

What did it feel like on your return? Was it emotional? It must've been a poignant moment. nod
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #15 posted 03/13/10 6:13pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Looks like you really haven't obtained any kind of closure.

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Reply #16 posted 03/13/10 7:04pm

Dave1992

I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.




Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom.







I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded.


I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning.




I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary.



Lawd, I love that smell.
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Reply #17 posted 03/13/10 7:08pm

Fauxie

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Oh dear. lol
MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!!
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Reply #18 posted 03/13/10 7:30pm

cborgman

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spit

this thread just gets better and better.
Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton
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Reply #19 posted 03/13/10 7:34pm

TheVoid

Dave1992 said:

I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.




Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom.







I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded.


I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning.




I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary.



Lawd, I love that smell.


god. damn.


lock
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Reply #20 posted 03/13/10 7:41pm

Cinnie

Dave1992 said:

Lawd, I love that smell.

STI's cloud9
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Reply #21 posted 03/13/10 8:26pm

drgnfly

Dave1992 said:

I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.









I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded.


I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning.




I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary.



Lawd, I love that smell.




.....EDIT.....
[Edited 3/14/10 13:34pm]
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Reply #22 posted 03/13/10 11:52pm

florescent

Cinnie said:

Dave1992 said:

Lawd, I love that smell.

STI's cloud9

falloff
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Reply #23 posted 03/14/10 3:12am

bboy87

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JerseyKRS said:

As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...


Is that piss in the toilet? eek
"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world."
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Reply #24 posted 03/14/10 3:19am

Dave1992

Dave1992 said:

I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.




Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom.







I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded.


I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning.




I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary.



Lawd, I love that smell.




eek eek eek














*Smells his fingers*
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Reply #25 posted 03/14/10 3:24am

prb

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I wish i was on the org, back in the day lol
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before music beret
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Reply #26 posted 03/14/10 4:36am

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prb said:

I wish i was on the org, back in the day lol


me too! I feel like I missed out on a lot of debauchery sigh
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C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe..

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Reply #27 posted 03/14/10 6:28am

JerseyKRS

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no you girls don't! disbelief


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Reply #28 posted 03/14/10 10:28am

PunkMistress

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Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?


That's just ridiculous.
It's what you make it.
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Reply #29 posted 03/14/10 10:51am

Dave1992

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Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?


That's just ridiculous.


I have no idea whose pussy it was.



But it probably belongs to a woman who uses strawberry perfume on her pussy. Or who has been fucked by a cock with a strawberry condom. Or who spilled some strawberry cocktail on her vagina. There are endless possibilities...
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