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F#*K You, Toilet!!! As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...
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wonderful. | |
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JustErin said: wonderful.
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So what did you do about this....
You didnt just leave it all healed did ya? | |
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I taught my 16-year-old son how to unclog a toilet yesterday. Feel free to nominate me for Father of the Year. | |
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you live with a lot of girls don'tcha... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago? | |
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TheVoid said: Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago?
you know it. | |
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TheVoid said: Is that the bathroom & toilet that you fucked up supremely about 5 years ago?
I wanted to go in and take a pic of myself in there, but he wouldn't let me go in the men's room. | |
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that is a | |
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drgnfly said: that is a
It's a famous bathroom here on the Org. That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days. Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. | |
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PunkMistress said: drgnfly said: that is a
It's a famous bathroom here on the Org. That's the toilet JerseyKRS broke back in his boozehound days. Yes, broke. As in, it was in pieces on the floor. He had a lot of anger inside. | |
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i have no idea what all this is about, but may i suggest a cage match to the death between the two of you?
. [Edited 3/13/10 16:27pm] Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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it's also a damn shame there is a 5 day waiting period on new accounts, cause i really want to make a new one named "toilet" just to go nuts in this thread. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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What did it feel like on your return? Was it emotional? It must've been a poignant moment. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Looks like you really haven't obtained any kind of closure.
![]() I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. | |
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Oh dear. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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this thread just gets better and better. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. god. damn. | |
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Dave1992 said: Lawd, I love that smell.
STI's | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. .....EDIT..... [Edited 3/14/10 13:34pm] | |
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Cinnie said: Dave1992 said: Lawd, I love that smell.
STI's | |
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JerseyKRS said: As you can see, my arch-nemesis has healed his wounds...
![]() Is that piss in the toilet? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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Dave1992 said: I don't want to receive another warning or even get banned, so I'll produce my drunken post right here.
Just to stay on topic, that toilet sucks and I hate it too, but I've seen worse in my career of fucking-on-toilets-dom. I'm such a slut. Like, really. Tonight was the perfect proof. But if I remember correctly it was all because of the org. I decided to get pissed because I felt sexually harassed by the org (especially Dan). I succeeded. I've got three different pussy smells on my fingers and I kinda like number one and three. The second reminds me of old, cheap strawberry perfume. Well, whatever. I'm off to sleep now - without washing my hands - and I'll see whether I'll still know who's smell that was tomorrow morning. I am close to deleting this message, but I won't. I think it's legendary. Lawd, I love that smell. *Smells his fingers* | |
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I wish i was on the org, back in the day seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: I wish i was on the org, back in the day
me too! I feel like I missed out on a lot of debauchery I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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no you girls don't! | |
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Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?
That's just ridiculous. | |
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PunkMistress said: Whose pussy smells like strawberry perfume?
That's just ridiculous. I have no idea whose pussy it was. But it probably belongs to a woman who uses strawberry perfume on her pussy. Or who has been fucked by a cock with a strawberry condom. Or who spilled some strawberry cocktail on her vagina. There are endless possibilities... | |
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